Phooning | Have you ever Phooned?
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Phooning to Save the World
Phooning allows even ordinary people to achieve greatness by being the first person to phoon in their locality.
What is Phooning?
Phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist.
The pose seen in the photo is a phoon.
Superb Photo by eirikref Creative Commons
How to Phoon or the Art of Phooning
Bend your arms at the elbows. (Look like an athletic runner, not a ballerina.)
Lift your rear elbow (not your hand)
so that it is easy to see behind your back.
Lean forward at the waist.
This will help you look more energetic and will help you lift your rear ankle.
When possible, do not look at the camera and do not smile.
Either arm can be the rear arm. Either leg can be the rear leg.
Try to have an exotic or ridiculous background.
In many phoon photos the phooner appears in the background of a normal family or tourist photo and may not be immediately noticed.
Who Invented Phooning
Where did the word "Phoon" come from?
John Darrow of phoons.com invented phooning.He invented phooning in his youth, but the first official Phoon occurred at Bloomingdale's May 06, 1999.
In 1980, he sneaked a particular pose into a family photo and his loving mother tolerated my doing the same pose in many more of that summer's family vacation photos. He nicknamed it the Phoon (pronounced "foon").
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Phooning websites
- Phooning.com
- Number 1 Phooning website
What is the point of Phooning?
To set a phooning record of course
You can easily obtain a World Record e.g. first person to phoon in your back yard and so on. People like to phoon in front of famous monuments e.g. the Leaning Tower of Piza Lens Love Widget
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Where have you Phooned
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davespeed
Dec 8, 2011 @ 1:19 pm | delete
- The things you learn on Squidoo! Thanks for the fun lens.
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sherioz Nov 22, 2011 @ 7:36 am | delete
- This is great. I'll have to import this to Israel (if it isn't already here). Funny.
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sls450
Sep 18, 2011 @ 6:48 pm | delete
- I will have to recommend this to my Dad. It would be less embarrassing then the big red bow tie he sneaks into travel photos.
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ArtByLinda Jul 10, 2011 @ 4:05 pm | delete
- I haven't phooned, but it cracks me up!
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Tipi
Jul 5, 2011 @ 11:36 am | delete
- This is the first I've heard of phooning, what fun....we can all make history now!
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