Pickpockets and Loose Women - by Moxie

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He took the warning as an invitation

Pickpockets and Loose Women

I saw the sign posted on the wall. Right there, in big black letters, courtesy of the New Orleans Police Department, "Beware Pickpockets and Loose Women." I'd seen them before - those vintage, tin replicas that fill the novelty stores. They hang on the wall right along side T-shirts, alligators heads and feather boas. They used to actually post those signs for the tourists, way back in the day. Our boys-in-blue must have thought the visitors would mistake Bourbon Street for Saint Louis Cathedral.

Not me, though. I prefer the narrow streets in the French Quarter filled with warm, living bodies and the muggy air that vibrates with the carefree laughter, music and song that spills out of the clubs. Certainly, I find it more appealing than the cold, sterile echo of a church. Besides, even on the sidewalks you'll hear "amens" and "hallelujahs" shouted when women...

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I am a purveyor of dreams, fantasies and the occasional nightmare. Everything you need or want to know about me can be found in my writings.

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