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Ranked #458 in Humor, #52,501 overall

Why are Pick-up Lines so much fun?

Pick up Lines are nothing more than jokes to introduce yourself to a stranger, so take your time and have some fun. Just get the other person to laugh and have a nice conversation.

This collection of memorable Pick-up Lines is a great reminder that one of the sexiest things to be bragging wiht is humor.

Stars seem to have an easy time, a great example was Will Smith of the Fresh Price, those lines are just hilarious, the Dating Game offered some great laughs and there are many others that are good for a giggle or two.

The worst lines! Cast your vote! 

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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.2 points

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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.1 point

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If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?1 point

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I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!0 points

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Let me marry your cat just to enter the family tree.0 points

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So you think you are a girl?0 points

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My Firmware needs an upgrade... want my hardware in the meantime?0 points

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Check the label of someones shirt and when they ask what you're doing say, "checking to see if you were made in heaven."0 points

Golden Pick-up Lines 

Sometimes hilarious is not enough... This is a collection of great Pick-up Lines in action.

Ninja Pickup Lines

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Arnold Schwarzenegger on 1973 Dating Game TV Show

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SIN Lifestyle - A Guide to Bad Pick-Up Lines (Uncensored)

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Huan's Pick Up Lines

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Who had the best Game back in the days? 

Celebrity Pick-up Questions at it's best

There are so many big time names that used to be in this show, it's great to see how they acted in it.

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Schwarzenegger on 1974 Dating Game TV Show 1 point

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John Ritter on the Dating Game 0 points

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Andy Kaufman on Dating Game, Santa Claus question 0 points

Some final words from down there. 

Whenever you want to know what is really funny, to use it as a Pick-up Line, you should look up... I mean down.... to the great ones in the "humor" industry. And this man always had the right wrong words at the right time. Never forget that sarcasm can take you a long way.

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

George Carlin's classic standup routine about the importance of 'Stuff' in our lives. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986. RIP George 1937-2008 www.HaphazardStuff.com

 

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Wikipedia on Pick-up 

A pick-up line (or chat-up line) is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating. Overt and sometimes humorous displays of romantic interest, pick-up lines advertise the wit of their speakers to their target listeners.

Pick-up lines are often used as "ice-breakers" when meeting a person for the first time, as they tend to be casual and open-ended, offering the opportunity for romantic banter or some witty repartee.

Pick-up lines can be straightforward conversation openers such as "hi", or more elaborate attempts at humor such as "If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun" or "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together". Also, they can be to flirt, such as "Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

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