Pirate Baby - Everyday pirate clothes for the littlest pirate on the ship. Plus costumes and fun stuff.

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Pirate Baby, Argh!

Pirates, aside from being very cool, are mean, dirty, frequently drunk, and often very naughty indeed. Babies are miracles of cuteness, sweet, pink and big on the kootchie-koo.

So why do I want to put these two things together? Why do I want to dress my baby in pirate gear and reach for the video camera when she dribbles and says 'aaarghhh'?

Because I can! Because it's gorgeous. Because it's stacks of fun, and prime material for her 21st. (And possibly her shrink, one day.)

I suspect I am not alone in wishing to dress my darling angel-baby as a marauding corsair, so please enjoy the links I have found below.

(Image above from Little Pirates store on Cafe Press)

Pirate Baby range at Stardust Kids

Stardust Kids are a UK range of the funnest, funkiest baby clothes I've seen. They've been making quality kids clothes since 1998, and they have a great collection of striking, edgy, alternative kids clothing. Their pirate range is stacks of fun and includes this Jolly Roger onesie, which comes in black, red and hot pink.

Of course, they ship worldwide, and you can see their complete range (including maternity wear and baby toys and gifts) at www.stardustkids.co.uk

Girls can be pirates too, savvy?
No need for your pirate princess to get around in drab black. This long sleeve shirt also comes in hot pink stripes. All Stardust clothes are 100% cotton and come in sizes from 0-6mths to 6-8 years.



Jolly Roger Shoes
These full-leather shoes are handmade in the UK. They have suede non-slip soles to better help crawlers and toddlers stay on their feet. The leather and the dyes are all non toxic and safe. And so these pirate shoes double as being perfect pirate teethers! Also in pink!



Yarn Dyed Stripy Jolly Rogers
These stripy tees come in stripy blue too. Yarn dyed means the threads are dyed before the fabric is made and this gives the clothes the best quality in terms of appearance and wear. Baby sizes have shoulder poppers for easy dressing, while the older sizes have round necks.

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Milk

Pirate Bibs - because all pirates are messy eaters

These are my favourite pirate designs on an easy-wash, 100% cotton bib. One size fits newborns to 36 months.

There are a huge range of pirate themed bibs on CafePress. Some of them are quite blood-thirsty, but here are some of my favorite, more harmless ones.

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Pirate Pacifiers

Elodie Black Crosseyed Jolly%u2122 Dummy Pacifier
Aarrgghhhhh! For when your baby pirate just won't quit that wailing. This pacifier is by Elodie Designs and available from ChildrenSalon (which is a fabulous online shop with an incredible range of great kids clothes). Safe for pirate babies 3mths and older and meeting European Standard EN-1400, this dummy is available in WHITE and PINK and also has matching pacifier clips so they don't get lost.
Elodie Pink Crosseyed Jolly%u2122 Dummy

Pirate Bottles

Elodie Crosseyed Jolly%u2122 Baby 4 Piece Bottle Set
A really great gift set for any trendy pirate baby or mommy to be.
It contains a 120ml and 250ml bottle as well as a pirate dummy and dummy clip. This is such a fun little package and would make a great babyshower gift set.
Grab it from ChildrenSalon - and take a look around at all their other great stuff too.

Pirate Booties

No, you can't dress your baby in knee high swashbuckling boots. But fear not - we have the booty ...booties...
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Onesies, Jumpsuits, Rompers

Seems everyone has a different name for these things. My mum called them Jumpsuits. My aunt calls them Rompers. My girlfriends call them Onesies. What do pirates call them? I don't know. But all babies spend an awful amount of time in them. If you've got to dribble and drool in one of these, you may as well look piratical while you're doing it...
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More Onesies

More onesies - this time from CafePress.

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A treasure map on your sleeve. Now that's cool.

Pirate Flag Tee with Treasure Map Sleeves

This extremely stylish pirate tee is a great little find from Dimples and Dandelions. I thought Dimples and Dandelions just did children's furniture (which they do very well), but digging deeper into their site I found some very nice pirate themed kids clothing.

In charcoal grey rather than the usual black, this 100% cotton tee has a printed baby jersey undersleeves. The print on the sleeves is a treasure map design. It's made in the USA and available in a range of sizes.

Visit Dimples and Dandelions for more! It's definitely worth checking out their site. Their stuff is beautiful.

More places to find pirate clothes for babies and kids

Pirate Princess - Pirate clothes for girls, and lots of other stuff too
This page is devoted to a girl's right to be pirate, and her right to do it with style. Those black skull and crossbone pirate shirts are all very well for the boys, but pirate clothes for girls need to have that little bit more. Here you will find links to the best pirate clothes for girls that I ca
Cool Kids Clothes
Fed up with pink and blue? Or worse, that insipid yellow colour? There are some fantastic cool kids clothes out there, but you have to know where to look.Here I feature some great cool clothes for kids - as well as clothes for babies and toddlers.
Pirate Baby Clothes
Pirate baby clothes - a range of pirate themed clothes and costumes for babies and toddlers.

Pirate Socks

Here are 2 packs of Jolly Roger pirate socks - for pirate boys and pirate girls. They are a beautifully presented pack of 10 odd (but matching) socks which makes doing the laundry very easy - wash them, throw them in a drawer, grab two and get on with your day - no need to worry about pairing socks up as they all go together!

Even, if you lose one, two or more socks - it doesn't matter - as you still have loads of great combinations left!

They come in size ranges from 0-6months up to 8 years.

Check out these fantastic Pirate Socks here.

Jolly Roger Pyjamas

Pirate pyjamas (in the traditional tops and bottoms style) in both black and pink - covered in Jolly Rogers. They come in sizes from 12 months up to 10 years - and they're HOT!!!

Pirate Bandages!

Aaarrggh! That hurts!

The pirates have been sword-fighting in the backyard again, and as usual, someone got a little too excited with their cutlass!

Treat minor cuts, scrapes and scratches on little pirates with the incredible healing power of a pirate plaster. And if a fancy skull and crossbones bandaid isn't enough to dry up those tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Pirate Raincoats

Hatley - Kid's Wild Pirates Raincoat

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Pirate Accessories for the Nursery

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My bestest favoritest pirate joke ever

This joke works best when you say it out loud.

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?

A. Because they ARRRRRRRRRE

Oh come on, it was funny!

Picture from Art.com - Treasure Island II by Sophie Harding
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Pirate Pictures for Kids

There are a lot of pirate posters out there - especially after the raging success of Pirates of the Carribean. But if you don't think Johnny Depp is quite right for the nursery, (believe me, I think having Johnny Depp anywhere is just fine, but...) then take a look at some of these cute little pirate pictures. (Click the picture to view a larger image.)

Image at right is "Pirate ship on sea" by Astrid


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Art.com have an enormous range of children's artwork (as well as everything else). They can ship posters or fully framed artworks. It's a great service and I particularly recommend it. I had a lot of success finding a poster that had been on my wall when I was a child. I found it on art.com and now it hangs on the wall in my baby's room.

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Pirate Games and Activities

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Costumes - Babies and Infants

If you're looking for Kids Pirate Costumes and you don't want to waste your time looking through a hundred different online costume shops, visit www.kids-pirate-costumes.com to find the best ones - already chosen by me to be suitable for young kids (ie not too blood-thirsty or too wenchy).
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Costumes for Toddlers

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Pirate Bath Squirters 

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