Jokes That Make Ye Say Arrrrrr!
This page is a collection of some of the best one-linaaarrrrs you'll find while surfing the high seas of the Internet. Enjoy!
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These Jokes are Aaaarrrrrr Rated.
Not R Rated.
What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!! Aaaarrrgh!
What did the pirate name his daughter?
Peggy.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated arrrrrrrrr!
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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More Jokes
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?Arrrrrrrrmani!
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot.
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
Reader Feedback
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- Treasures-By-Brenda Treasures-By-Brenda Apr 28, 2009 @ 8:31 am
- Beth, my favorite pirate wasn't in your poll -- Captain Jack Sparrow!
Love pirates!
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- BusyQueen BusyQueen Jan 21, 2009 @ 5:24 pm
- ARRRRRRR!" great job!
by JustBeth
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