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Ahoyyy!!! Welcome to a Pirate's Life!

Arrrrreeeee Ye a Pirate Lover?  Well, welcome aboard!  This lens is dedicated to helping you discover the true pirate within you.  Maybe, you've always loved pirates.  Maybe, you're fascination has been awakened due to Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean.  Or maybe, you just have a huge crush on Johnny Depp.  Regardless, I'm glad you're here!  Ahoy, matey!

Treasure Hunt 

Here's a list of some of the treasure you'll find in this lens:

- Pirate History
- How to be a Pirate
- Pirate Books
- Pirate Videos
- Pirate Merchandise
- Pirate Pictures
- Pirate Rankings
- Learn to Talk like a Pirate
- Pirate Clothing and Apparel
- Links to great Pirate Websites

Explore the Bounty, and please let me know what you think!!!

A Brief History 

Learn about the past of Pirates

Pirates are a fascination held by many, and why shouldn't they be? They are dangerously cool! However; many may be surprised that the romantic and adventuresome characters we have come to know and love (thank you Johnny Depp) may not be as realistic to the true history of pirates. Charles Johnson called piracy "The Great Mischief and Danger Which Threatens Kingdoms and Commonwealths". His fantastic "true" accounts of the robbers and murderers of the sea may be the beginning of the romantization of the pirate's life.

Piracy has occurred in all stages of history. A form of piracy has been seen in the ancient Mediterranean, with the Phoenicians, Greeks, Romans and Cartaginians. It was also a part of the Middle Ages. Vikings from the north and Moors from the south also engaged in piracy. In the Renaissance, after the European wars where naval vessels would be laid up and their crews disbanded, pirates would heavily recruit. Piracy spread to the Caribbean in the late 16th centruy during the Elizabethan wars with Spain when treasure-laden Spanish galleons proceeding from Mexico into the Caribbean were a natural target.

Piracy has made it's mark on our world over the years, and even today, continues to exist. We typically think that pirates are a fictional people, but not so. Today's pirates may appear different than the ones of years past, but they are still present. They may use different weapons or different vessels, but they are very much a threat. So to all I say, Beware of Pirates!!!

To learn more about the history of pirates, check out this site.

Learn How to be a Pirate in 10 Minutes 

Superb tips from Disney's lovable pirates

So, you want to be a pirate? Well, listen up! This video will tell you everything you need to know:
1. Learn a catchy Pirate Song
2. Fabricate a memorable pirate name
3. Understand Pirate Lingo
4. Practice Good Work Ethics
5. Understand that you will probably fall in love with a beautiful heiress...
6....And that everyone and their brother will try to woo her away from you...
7. Some jail time can be expected
8. Remember your pirate manners!
9. Take responsibility for your actions
10. Be resourceful
11. Respect the world's cross-dressers and eunichs
12. Always remain calm
13. Every pirate needs a pet like Cotton's parrot, Barbosa's monkey and Davey Jones' Kraken
14. Perhaps yours will be a jar of dirt
15. Pray to God each day. You need all the help you can get
16. Remember the laws of physics
17. It's all about the chain of command
18. Don't make fun of a guy with a crab claw
19. Davey Jones is one quick S.O.B.
20. Davey Jones is one mean S.O.B.
21. Davey Jones has the biggest ego in the entire sea
22. When playing Liar's Dice, remember to call your opponent a liar before you look at his dice...
23. Be ethical in everything you do
24. Sword fights are inevitable
25. Be observant
26. Try to avoid enraging Davey Jones
27. Above all, know when you've overstayed your welcome

You are now worthy to call yourself a pirate. Happy Pilaging!

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Recommended Reading 

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Treasure Island (Signet Classics)

A must read for every pirate lover! Don't let this classic slip through your collection.

Amazon Price: (as of 12/14/2009) Buy Now

Trailers: Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - At World's End, and More 

Funny! Don't forget Chunk, Rufio, Kermit, and others in the second trailer


Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - At World's End Trailer

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Feast Your Land Eyes on these Great Pirate Pics 

Does ye soul not long for the sea???

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Pirate Convention - SNL skit, Hilaaarrrrrrious! 

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Gear up in Pirate Apparel 

Great items from Amazon

Let those around you know the true pirate within you. Bone up on your collection of great pirate gear. Yo ho ho mate! Don't forget the rum.

Pirate Jolly Roger Flag Polyester 3 ft. x 5 ft.

Fly this flag high upon your bow!

Amazon Price: $0.01 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Adult Tri Corner Jack Sparrow Style Pirate Costume Hat

Don't forget the hat! Look just like Captain Jack Sparrow in this tri-corner style pirate costume hat.

Amazon Price: (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

''Jolly Roger'' Bandana

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Pirate Flag Temporary Tattoo

Show off your toughness with this temporary flag tatoo.

Amazon Price: (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Recommended Reading 

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Pirateology: The Pirate Hunter's Companion (Ologies)

Amazon Price: $13.59 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Find more great Pirate stuff on Ebay 

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Rank Your Favorite Pirate of All Time! 

So many memorable pirates, who is your favorite?

Anne Bonny

That Pirate's not a man!2 points

Captain James Hook

Peter Pan's nemesis and captain of the Jolly Roger1 point

Long John Silver

Treasure Island's most famous character created by more...1 point

Jack Sparrow

Sometimes captain of the Black Pearl1 point

Henry Morgan

Sir Henry Morgan was known as the Pirate King,he w more...1 point

Grace O'Malley

Granuaile, better known as Grace O'Malley, Pirate more...1 point

Hector Barbossa

Captain of the cursed Black Pearl0 points

Davy Jones

Captain of the Flying Dutchman0 points

Francis Drake

The Gentleman Pirate0 points

Edward Teach

Notorious English pirate better known as Blackbear more...0 points

Bartholomew Roberts

Black Bart0 points

William Turner

Brave young hero0 points

Elizabeth Swann

Independent and spirited heiress turned pirate0 points

William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner

Father of Will Turner enslaved to the Flying Dutch more...0 points

Sao Feng

Pirate Lord of the South China Sea0 points

Mr. Gibbs

First mate of the Black Pearl0 points

Ragettin and Pintel

Comic relief pirates serving both Captain Barbossa more...0 points

0 points

Recommended Reading 

Read a book ye Scurvy!

The Count of Monte Cristo (Penguin Classics)

One of the greatest stories of revenge of all time! Join the Count on this fabulous tale of the valleys and mountain tops of life.

Amazon Price: $9.75 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Look Like a Pirate! 

Pirate Clothing and Apparel for Men

An entire collection of Pirate Clothes for the Scallywag in you!

Deluxe Caribbean Pirate Costume - Here is a costume for piraty folk who do not want to blend in, unless it be with other piraty folk. In which case, the one who wears this might end up the leader. On the "Scale of Awesome" it's an 11 out 10. Adult, one size. Included: Jacket with attached vest & shirt, hat, sash and boot tops.
Shop PirateMerch for all of these things:

Men's Shirts - All kinds of mens pirate shirts from the traditional ruffled shirt to Pirate T-shirts.

White Ruffled Shirt - To the piratical ball we go! Cotton shirt with ruffles at cuffs and neckline. Has a tie closure at cuff. Comes in Black or Natural and one Adult Size.

Pirate Boots - Over ten different styles of leather pirate boots including Captain Black Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl Swashbuckler Boot.

Hats and Bandanas - Don't forget the lid! No pirate is complete without his pirate hat (comes with or without dreadlocks) or pirate bandana.

Belt Buckles - Four unique styles including Round Skull, Screaming Pirate, Screaming Pirate with Color, and Skull and Crossbones

Eye Patches - All kinds of pirate patches for you. Patches to be sewn on or used as stickers. Also, the traditional leather eye patch, and even a gold bling pirate eye patch.

Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Five A's 

Bulster your pirate lingo with a little help from me friends...Aaaarrggghh!

Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Five A's

The Pirate Guys, Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy teach ye lubbers the basics of talkin' like a pirate

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Recommended Reading 

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Pirates

Amazon Price: $13.57 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Look Like a Piretess! 

Pirate Clothing and Apparel for Women

Find all of this at PirateMerch!

An assortment of Pirate Costumes and Pirate Clothing.

Plus Size Costume - This Plus Size Costume is available in 3 sizes: XL (18-20) XXL (22-24) XXXL (26-28) An authentic period costume. Bar Maid, Pirate Wench, your choice! Includes peasant blouse with corseted best and brocade skirt.

Pirate Handbags - Stylish handbags in a variety of choices.

T-shirts - All kinds of pirate shirts including I Love Pirates T-shirts.

Pirate Aprons - Cook your pirate family a feast in one of these pirate aprons.

Pirate Underwear - Are you a wench? You'll be sure to attract a first mate wearing these!

Sometimes, it's hard to find a female pirate costume, but not at Piratemerch. Find sexy pirate costumes like this Pirate wench costume.

Women's Pirate Boots 

Pirate Boots - Legend 8868

Check out all kinds of Women's Pirate Boots

Here is a boot that be made for walkin'! Become like a pirate Nancy Sinatra in the Legend-8868 Leather Pirate Boot. The boots are made of leather and have a 4" heel. Perfect for pokin' stuff. The top of the boot can be up (seen in the photos) or be folded down at the knee. The boots are available in black and brown.

Recommended Reading 

Read a book ye Scurvy!

Pirate Merchandise 

If you don't have 'em, you're probably a landlover!

Find all of these items at PirateMerch -

Pirate Weapons - Outstanding Swords for the classic lover of weapons as well as Pirate Guns for the less swift of the hand.

Pirate Jewelry - Complete the ensemble with a variety of intricate rings, necklaces, earrings and pendants from PirateMerch.

Pirate Chests - Be sure to keep your treasure safe in one of these pirate chests.

Bumper Stickers - Show off your love of pirates to everyone on the road.

Pirate Movies 

Treasure Island

Amazon Price: $11.49 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Peter Pan (Widescreen Edition)

Amazon Price: $7.99 (as of 12/15/2009) Buy Now

Pirate Flags 

Pirate Flag - Calico Jack Rackam 12x18

Pirate Flags - Darn ye vessel with an array of pirate flags!

Calico Jack's Pirate Flag.

These 12" x 18" (30.5 cm x 45.7 cm) nylon pirate flags are smaller versions of the flags that flew above the ships of some of the most notorious pirates to ever sail the seas. Hoist one up your flagpole, or attach it to your car antennae and start plundering SUVs. Metal grommets attached.

Share ye Comments and Questions 

I would love to hear your thoughts about this page or about your pirate experience. Please feel free to leave me a comment below. Also, please rate this lens (with the stars at the top of this page) so that I know if you found the information here to be helpful and the site enjoyable.

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by davyjones

Yarrrrghhh, I'm Davy Jones.

"Avast belay, yo ho, heave to,
 A-pirating we go And if we're parted by a shot We're sure to meet below!"
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