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The Eternal Debate

Pirates vs Ninjas, sometimes known simply as PvN is a debate that has been around for a long time. Many great minds tried to provide a definite and scientifically-proven answer to the following questions. Who is stronger, better, more awesome and who would win in a fight? Is it the ninjas - masters of stealth, silent, deadly and trained in secret martial arts? Or maybe the pirates - fearless and greedy rulers of the seas? Voice your opinion below, or, if you're unsure yet, scroll down to the ninja vs pirate facts!

Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown

Who would win in a fight?

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Pirates win!

pirater says:

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Posted February 06, 2012

LLAMA says:

NINJAS! Steathy being they are.

Posted February 02, 2012

James says:

Pirates can stab like whack yure bss hooray hooray oh and try it of course whack your bss see ya never wanna b u ninja poo fan's you suckers:(go pirates:) hey see how many mistakes ive made (only for ninjas like poo head jj

Posted December 23, 2011

James and aidan says:

Ye rght JJ ninja fan

Posted December 23, 2011

James and aidan says:

Ninjas because they are gay and they are from ching chang wong(japan)so they suck and they fight like girls while having a poo.pirates are easyer to lose against so go PIRATES!Boo sucking ninjas and your useless to me and everyone so **** off you fat lazy ninjas

Posted December 23, 2011

Aclor79 says:

Pirates are beloved by the Noodly Lord.

Posted December 15, 2011

RexMulholland says:

In Fantasy and Reality, Pirates always wins. Even in Pirates vs. World Government, Pirates always win. #onepiece :))

Posted December 09, 2011

John_Michael says:

Pirates ... they'd "Argh" em!

Posted December 04, 2011

cpt sparks says:

When you have a boat full of bloodthirsty ex military or prison men with at leats three cannons pointed at you it doesn't matter how sneaky you are pirate wins

Posted November 03, 2011

valo says:

you all lost the game

Posted October 26, 2011

RAWR says:

Pirates.. Would win

Posted October 11, 2011

klopcic says:

Pirates!

Posted September 23, 2011

Pasta John says:

Ye scurvy bilge rat ninja hath no heart like that of a true gentleman o' fortune! Whilst stealth and speed may hold fast with the ninja, ye 'ol pirates be knowin' the way to Davy Jones' locker!!

Posted September 06, 2011

Power-ten-fold says:

I wonder if ninjas get wedgies . They must in those silly black pajamas. And can you picture them somewhere hot and sunny? Like the Caribbean where pirates frequent? Not to mention, pirates know how to navigate squalls and killer waves. Adding in technological advantages like pistols and cannons, ninjas just don't make the grade.

Posted September 02, 2011

Satircon says:

Keelhaul, those filthy landlubbers,
send them down to the depths below
Make those bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho!

Posted August 09, 2011

vauldine says:

Pirates I think

Posted August 01, 2011

umm says:

.....

Posted July 19, 2011

youareapirate says:

Pirates all the way

Posted July 19, 2011

coolness says:

pirates.

Posted June 30, 2011

duh says:

Sep, u know, that maks ninjas look BAD not good. So this is ninja fans at work. Pirates. way better.

Posted June 30, 2011

uhhuh says:

Pirates!

Posted June 30, 2011

Zhartox says:

Like I said, Pirates win over ninjas by a landslide! Why argue? Seriously, pirates are WAY better. Ninjas can only go on land, but pirates can go on both. Ninjas have to have secrets about their entire existence. But PIRATES on the other hand are known far and wide and their not afraid to show they're a pirate. Ninjas have to do stances before they fight. Seriously? "I'm gonna do..... FLYING CRANE ATTACK!"! Yah, now your opponent TOTALLY doesn't know what your going to do.... NOT! Pirates of the Caribbean is known WORLDWIDE, not Ninjas of the Mediterranean. A wonderful example is One piece vs. Naruto. Pirates win physically in battle AND when it comes to whose cooler. Sure I used to like TMNT as a kid, but Pirates are where it's at. Ninjas are some assassins who run around in the dark in black, overrated jumsiut/pajamas. Pirates dress way cooler. Pirates win. PERIOD.

Posted June 30, 2011

grumpy says:

................................................................................... Well, it's in the vote for pirates section, so I'm obviously voting for Pirates!

Posted June 30, 2011

thats the way it is says:

PIRATES!

Posted June 30, 2011

blig says:

mmhmm

Posted June 30, 2011

energetic says:

pirates. win. so stop debating.

Posted June 30, 2011

energetic says:

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Posted June 30, 2011

PIRATES!!!!!!!!! says:

Luffy!!!!!

Posted June 30, 2011

PIRATES!!!!!!!!! says:

People! Still at it?! It's SO obvious! PIRATES! Hey I have a friend who thinks ninjas are better. I asked him why, and he said, " Cuz' they have shuriken. That's all." Shuriken?! They only use those for distractions!!!!! Another friend ( for pirates ) and she says, "Cuz' Pirates have guns and swords, they're really brave, super loyal to their captain, they fight like crazy, have awesome ships and flags, sing shanties and do the jig." Pirates.WIN.

Posted June 30, 2011

GoPirates! says:

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Posted June 30, 2011

GoPirates! says:

Pirates win, hooks down.

Posted June 30, 2011

Renquist says:

Pirates fight dirty!

Posted June 20, 2011

Kelly says:

their smell alone can't be undertaken by anyone not wanting to barf while hiding, dead give away. Then they have guns...so...yeah.

Posted June 08, 2011

Zhartox says:

Pirates win over ninjas by a landslide! Why argue? Seriously, pirates are WAY better. Ninjas can only go on land, but pirates can go on both. Ninjas have to have secrets about their entire existence. But PIRATES on the other hand are known far and wide and their not afraid to show they're a pirate. Ninjas have to do stances before they fight. Seriously? "I'm gonna do..... FLYING CRANE ATTACK!"! Yah, now your opponent TOTALLY doesn't know what your going to do.... NOT! Pirates of the Caribbean is known WORLDWIDE, not Ninjas of the Mediterranean. A wonderful example is One piece vs. Naruto. Pirates win physically in battle AND when it comes to whose cooler. Sure I used to like TMNT as a kid, but Pirates are where it's at. Ninjas are some assassins who run around in the dark in black, overrated jumsiut/pajamas. Pirates dress way cooler. Pirates win. PERIOD.

Posted May 29, 2011

lontice says:

Everyone knows that pirates are better than ninjas! like in one piece, if tony-tony chomper was to battle Sakura, from Naruto, tony would win hands down! Luffy against Naruto, Luffy would win, Zolo against Sasuke, swordsman wins! Pirates are AWESOME!

Posted May 29, 2011

Ninjas win!

ninja princess says:

ninjas would win because they can do front and back flips, there cool and really good at attracting girls.NINJAS RULE INSTEAD OF PIRATES!!!

Posted February 12, 2012

Taylor hammond says:

Ninjas should win cause they have got more weapons than pirates and there more better at fighting!!!

Posted February 12, 2012

<Looks like Your Mom says:

kittens win. ninja kittens always win.

Posted January 05, 2012

jj says:

ninjas can do stuff like TRIPLE BACKFLIP AND ARE MUCH MORE FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted December 19, 2011

jon lee says:

ninjs, by frrr

Posted December 06, 2011

Cleptroll says:

all your base belong to us

Posted November 29, 2011

Silent Shadow says:

The only way to Davy Jones locker is to drown. Ninja's would drown a pirate. Pirates, no mater how ruthless, most likely are not murder's. A true warrior must be able to kill Instantly. Pirates aren't like that.

Posted November 26, 2011

ellen heggie says:

-_-

Posted November 14, 2011

lol says:

ninjas ftw

Posted October 23, 2011

ninjascoolerthanyouwilleverbe says:

Ninjas kick the pirates drunken ass!

Posted October 19, 2011

I am hungry says:

NINJAS FOR THE WIN!!!! NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS.

Also, pirates are odoriferous and ninjas are not.

Posted October 19, 2011

YOURMOM says:

it's a tie, ninjas would be way stronger when they fight on land, pirates will absoulutly win in the sea 'cause all their most powerfullest things is the ship. But humans are mostly in land so i think the ninjas will win more. I LOVE NINJAS!

Posted October 18, 2011

Fpirates says:

Ninjas all the way! Like a true player!

Posted October 07, 2011

ninjamaster says:

NINJA NINJAS NINJASSS!!

Posted October 07, 2011

IsANinja says:

.: Ninja's All The Way :.

Posted September 14, 2011

Casey says:

If you see a ninja then it's not a ninja. Ninjas would win 100% of the time.

Posted August 01, 2011

Ninja1784 says:

Assassins by night and shadows by day, they are among you, always!

Posted July 31, 2011

shannon says:

ninjas are going to win because they are stealth and fast and there is no way a pirate can be stealth or fast so ninjas rule =)

Posted July 27, 2011

My name says:

NINJAS bitchesss!

Posted July 26, 2011

Mr.Dr.Professor.Patrick says:

LEEERRRROOYYY JEENNNKIIINNNSSSS

is a pirate ninja

unfortunetely i had to choose one so i chose ninjas cuz thier obviously better!!!!!!!!1111111

Posted July 23, 2011

.......huh? says:

Ninjas... Why? Jumpkicks of course!

Posted July 11, 2011

kar351 says:

Ninjas win, but pirates are more cool!

Posted July 10, 2011

inkhead says:

ninja,s are fast

Posted July 08, 2011

sep says:

yup

Posted June 30, 2011

sep says:

Ninjas. Even though they were just angry farmers against the government and turned later on into assassins for anybody, I still think they're cool.

Posted June 30, 2011

Alex says:

Pirates are drunks

Posted June 29, 2011

Alex says:

Ninjas can't be seen

Posted June 29, 2011

tobie says:

ninjas kickass

Posted June 27, 2011

JustinLeDrummer says:

I'm Asian so I know

Posted June 17, 2011

Da man says:

ninjas rely on stealth and speed. The pirates were far more advanced than ninjas at their time, cus they had guns. However priate were awfully innacurate and thus, rarely actually hit the target. Ninjas ranged weapons, such as the bow and the crossbow, were far more accurate, and on top of that, they were silent. They could be tipped with poison as well. Thus, pirates loose the long range advantage. Ninjas are not brawny morons who run in all-guns-blazing. They rely on skill and deception. They would not enter harms way at all without a particular reason. In close combat, ninjas would destroy pirates no question. Hence, Ninjas win

Posted June 17, 2011

ninja:) says:

pirates can only see out of 1 eye! :)
so u pirates better watch out!!!

Posted June 16, 2011

Coaching101 says:

Ninja are trained assassins, surely they would win?

Posted June 16, 2011

gage says:

ninjas are good skilled so the will win

Posted June 15, 2011

Bossman Legit says:

Anyways, do you have a website named after you? Well ever heard of ninjakiwi? You probabaly have. You knoow, the rw=eally big gaming site?

Posted June 07, 2011

Bossman Legit says:

hmmmmm........have you seen a good pirate comment latey? No? Thats to bad. :'( NOOB

Posted June 07, 2011

 
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Ninja Facts

Everything known about ninjas.

  • Wear cool black clothes all the time, in which they can hide an infinite number of shurikens, knives and other weapons.
  • Train in secret monasteries since the age of 4.
  • Ninja abilities include: appearing anywhere instantly, catching bullets with their hands, and kicking your ass when they're 100 meters away.
  • Fight using shurikens, daggers, and their bare hands. There are 314 things in an average room they can kill you with... Including the room itself.
  • Are so stealthy they can live in your house for days without anyone noticing.
  • Follow the code and kill themselves dramatically if they fail.
  • Meditate and contemplate their existence. Ninjas don't care about material things like wealth.
  • If you actually see a ninja, then either he isn't a real one or he simply wanted you to see him before he kills you.

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Pirate Facts

Scientific facts about pirates.

  • Pirates drink rum or grog all day. These must be consumed either straight from the barrel, or a goblet large enough to be used as a weapon.
  • Are obnoxious and smelly. Hygiene is not a priority for a pirate; use of soap is uncommon. Spilling rum all over oneself is a perfect replacement for a shower.
  • A real pirate must wear either a bandana, a three-cornered hat, or an eye-patch. They might use a hook or a peg leg when needed, but these are usually reserved for captains.
  • Pirates possess big ships equipped with canons and flags of skull and bones. Make the traitors walk the plank.
  • Fight using pistols, rifles and swords. Yelling insults during a fight is mandatory.
  • Are only interested in loot and booty (both kinds). Refer to all women as "wenches".
  • None of them are rich since even if they find treasure, they loose it all in one day by gambling.
  • The decline in number of pirates is believed to have caused the global warming (see the church of Flying Spaghetti Monster).
  • The dictionary of a pirate usually includes "Arrrr!", "Avast!", and "Ahoy!". "Arrrr", for one, is a perfect answer to any question.

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