The Eternal Debate
Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown
Who would win in a fight?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byPirates win!
mike oxmall says:
mike roxmall
Posted June 21, 2009
ace says:
Ninja's are cool but you have to pick the guy sporting the gun. Pirate wins this one.
Posted June 11, 2009
cadillac says:
Pirates have guns, a boat with cannons, daggers and swords enough said
Posted April 23, 2009
MK says:
Obviously Pirates. Like hands down.
Posted April 08, 2009
Captain Cutlass says:
Pirates, YAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!
Posted March 29, 2009
Epicpirates says:
AYE MATEY!
A WORTHY CHALLENGE OF TWO INFAMOUS LADS...SAYS I. A NINJA BE DEAD AS BILGE WATER...SAYS I. FER A PIRATE BE GIVEN NO QUARTERS AND DEAD NINJAS BE TELLIN' NO TALES! FAIR WINDS!!
Posted February 28, 2009
mango cheese lover for ever says:
you know what i think that pirates are cool so hahahahahahahaha boo you
Posted January 21, 2009
mango cheese lover for ever says:
pirates can balance on beames and fight at the same time so definitly pirates
Posted January 19, 2009
Kells says:
NINJA'S ARE PANZZY's
Posted January 02, 2009
Andrew says:
It's fun times with booze, treasure and wenches (not necessarily in this order) versus solitute and hard training for years. As for who would win in a fight... I'd bet on a drunk pirate :)
Posted January 01, 2009
BLee says:
When be the last time ye've seen ninjas with buxom wenches?
Posted December 26, 2008
Your Wost Nightmare says:
Ninjas cant grow beards so they lose...
Posted December 24, 2008
Russian says:
Pirates. Absolutely!
Posted December 13, 2008
Scrac says:
Drunks pwn druggies anyday. Take a history lesson ;)
Posted November 05, 2008
me says:
of course pirates win damnit. they get all the booty!
Posted September 16, 2008
Chilipoker says:
We had a party, Pirates vs Ninjas. There were 3 times more pirates then ninjas.
Posted September 15, 2008
Captain Shagohad says:
Pirates because as we all know a cannon to the midrift is no fun.
Also Monkey D Luffy vs. Naruto would be a good fight. But Luffy would dominate in the end. Don't even get me started on Solo vs Ryu Hayabusa.
Epis battle right there!
Posted September 13, 2008
fankyfoo says:
nija's job maybe more boring than pirate but face the fact their stronger
Posted September 01, 2008
BillyBones says:
Face hiding, sneaky black wearin' ninjas would cower in the face of a real pirate. Hangin' in a dojo and drinkin' green tea makes little girly men, sailin' swaggerin' swaerin' and swillin' make for formidable opponents...just ask Popeye!
Posted August 19, 2008
JackSparrow says:
A savvy pirate like Captain Jack Sparrow would win easy... just dishonour him and he will kill himself... Job done! Be Lucky!
Posted May 24, 2008
BFuniv.com says:
Pirates and ninjas are both amateurs. Why don't they turn pro and go into politics. Politicians get wenches, do dark and sneaky things, and then they steal you blind - enjoying both worlds.
Posted May 07, 2008
Jarannis says:
Pirates. On the one hand, they were bloodthirsty looters. On the other, they actually assisted in the negotiation of free trade in the West Indies.
Posted May 06, 2008
gratch says:
Pirates, of course.
Posted May 03, 2008
Jacky says:
Pirates, Ninjas Cant Swim
Posted April 28, 2008
matt says:
pirate
Posted April 28, 2008
Ninjas win!
Lena says:
DUH ninjas win! Pirates are definitely pretty sweet but I mean, they have only one eye, only one leg, and are too drunk to fight the ninjas! The ninjas are smart and kick butt!!
Posted June 29, 2009
Hugh Gerection says:
hi zach nijas all the way
Posted June 21, 2009
Mike Roch says:
ninjas would kick ass mo fo
Posted June 21, 2009
ben dover says:
ninjas win there freakin awsome....hi jameson
Posted June 21, 2009
jaysun says:
ninjas becuase they are sneakier and faster. and can fight better
Posted June 18, 2009
Coty says:
ninjas becuase they can fight better and have better weapons
Posted June 18, 2009
DaJer says:
Ninjas are also known to rip totally sweet and/or awesome guitar solo's and kill people with their wickedly Sweet AND/OR awesomely leet Music!
Posted June 18, 2009
oliver says:
ARE THERE PIRATE IN MORTAL KOMBAT.............I DONT THINK SO!!!!!
and beside u can be a pirate just by stealing things from ppl on a boat ninjas need YEARS OF TRAINING!!!
Posted May 31, 2009
Willard says:
Ninjas have the element of surprise on their hands, and with the weapons and skill they have it doesn't even make it a fair fight.
Posted May 27, 2009
cratee says:
obviously ninjas
Posted May 21, 2009
Darknesschaos says:
wenches? pfft femninjas in fishnets <3
Posted April 29, 2009
Josh Baker says:
It's Ninjas all the way, they have all sorts of skills, guns wont help the pirates as they wont the be able to see the ningas as they are masters of stealth for a start!
Posted April 23, 2009
IndyKid says:
Why is this even a question?
Posted April 16, 2009
rstanley7 says:
Obviously ninjas watch some naruto Kage no Bushin. jutsu!!!!!
Posted February 24, 2009
mjd4evr says:
Ninjas!! i've seen em teleport..pirates tel-their-mommies they saw ninjas under the bed..
Posted January 29, 2009
sho'nuff says:
I say ninja! Ninjas could drink all the rum in the world and
still not be drunk. Pirates are weak!
Posted January 23, 2009
pie beats cheese says:
Ninjas will always win because:
They can catch bullets in their teeth.
They can remove someone's spleen in one swift motion.
They can remove their shadow if necessary.
Pirates will always lose because:
They're fat (decreases speed and agility)
They're drunks (decreases potential fighting skills)
And they say arggggggh which obviously doesn't help anything
=)
Posted January 20, 2009
JustKat00 says:
The ninja's of course. Like you said masters of stealth, and trained in the secrets of martial arts. To become a ninja is very honorable. Pirates are just ruthless murders who do what they do for sheer joy and profit.
Posted January 19, 2009
Rewards4life says:
The Ninja. A pure killing machine, even more so than the Terminator as the Ninja has stealth.... Who would not want to be a Ninja, really!!!
Posted January 17, 2009
Sami says:
definitly ninjas
u cant beat what u cant see
Posted January 02, 2009
Silenced says:
Ninjas have already won we're the only ones still around.
Posted December 18, 2008
virtuallinda says:
Ninjas are so stealth you can't see them to count them!
Posted December 18, 2008
Mr, Obvious says:
There are still doubts? On one hand, you have people who train in the art of killing, on the other you have a bunch of drunkards who know how to plunder. It's a no brainer...
Posted December 16, 2008
june says:
ninjas. no contest.
Posted December 09, 2008
RoRodaNinja says:
Hands down ninjas win.
Posted December 07, 2008
I says:
Ninjas are better because they were more involved in stealth and special ops whereas pirates were more like infantryman
Posted November 28, 2008
Ninja Facts
Everything known about ninjas.
- Wear cool black clothes all the time, in which they can hide an infinite number of shurikens, knives and other weapons.
- Train in secret monasteries from the age of 4.
- Ninja abilities include: appearing anywhere instantly, catching bullets with their hands, and kicking your ass when they're 100 meters away.
- Fight using shurikens, daggers, and their bare hands. There are 312 things in an average room they can kill you with... Including the room itself.
- Are so stealthy they can live in your house for days without anyone noticing.
- Follow the code and kill themselves dramatically if they fail.
- Meditate and contemplate their existence. Ninjas don't care about material things like wealth.
- If you see a ninja, either he is not a real ninja, or he wanted you to see him before he kills you.
How to Become a Ninja
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After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most people who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die (probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner). But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could have been.
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Pirate Facts
Scientific facts about pirates.
- Pirates drink rum or grog all day. These must be consumed either straight from the barrel, or a goblet large enough to be used as a weapon.
- Are obnoxious and smelly. Hygiene is not a priority for a pirate; use of soap is uncommon. Spilling rum all over oneself is a perfect replacement for a shower.
- A real pirate must wear either a bandana, a three-cornered hat, or an eye-patch. They might use a hook or a peg leg when needed, but these are usually reserved for captains.
- Possess big ships equipped with canons and flags of skull and bones. Make the traitors walk the plank.
- Fight using pistols, rifles and swords. Yelling insults during a fight is mandatory.
- Are only interested in loot and booty (both kinds). Refer to all women as "wenches".
- None of them are rich since even if they find treasure, they loose it all in one day by gambling.
- The decline in number of pirates is believed to have caused the global warming (see the church of Flying Spaghetti Monster).
- The dictionary of a pirate usually includes "Arrrr!", "Avast!", and "Ahoy!"."Arrrr", for one, is a perfect answer for any question.
How to Become a Pirate
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"The Pirate Primer" by George Choundas is the first and only book on the pirate language, containing every distinctive term, phrase, usage, and speech structure uttered by or attributed to pirates in film, television, literature, and historical accounts over the last three centuries. It will help you learn how to speak like a pirate and impress your friends with your vast knowledge of pirate slang.
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Danger, Mr. Pirate, danger!
Interesting Pirates vs Ninjas links
These will help you understand how important PvN is!
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Pirates versus Ninjas - Wikipedia
Wikipedia takes a scientific (and somewhat boring) approach on the PvN debate.2 points
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Wellington Grey - Pirates vs Ninjas
A hilarious slideshow explaining everything there is to know about pirates, ninjas, and their battle. Highly recommended!1 point
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Clumsy Pirate Cafepress Shop
Pirates are too clumsy to be a ninja!1 point
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Ultimate Ninjas vs Pirates
Funny facts about Ninjas and Pirates.0 points
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funny ninja quotes
for those who are pro ninja0 points
Comments
Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...
Another nicely done debate lens; another blessing from a brand-new angel.
Brenda
Posted April 08, 2009
LauraFincannon wrote...
Fun lens! Last Halloween we had a Pirates vs Ninjas showdown. We ran out of Ninjas to take down. Yarrr!. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDd1fJves5Q&feature=related
Posted April 08, 2009
SammySpam wrote...
Lol! very interesting lens, youve got a great debate going on here. Good job!
I love all the pirate/ninja facts. :)
Posted February 22, 2009
Rewards4life wrote...
Brilliant, nothing more can be said. Just brilliant. Ninjas rule... 5*
Posted January 17, 2009
pirates...beware... wrote
Ninjas would slit a pirates throat before he could scream, thus proving the stealthinness, which is important. Pirates use guns, which are LOUD. Yes, pirates drink, which might score them more points...but ninjas drink also (drunken master...anyone?). Only when the drunken master drinks, he's not sloppy about it...he'll probably kick a pirate in half....barefoot...while the pirate is so hammered drunk that he has no time to aim his gun. Cannons can't measure up to the speed of a well trained assasin. Come on.... do you really think captian hook would ever stand a chance against the black mamba?? I think not.
Posted September 26, 2008
