The eternal debate
Pirates vs Ninjas, sometimes known simply as PvN, is a debate that has been around for while. Who do you think is stronger, better, more awesome, and who would win in a fight? Is it ninjas - the masters of stealth, silent, deadly, and trained in secret martial arts? Or maybe the pirates - fearless and greedy rulers of the seas? Voice your opinion below, or, if you're unsure yet, scroll down to the ninja vs pirate facts!
The pirates vs ninjas showdown!
Who would win in a fight?
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JackSparrow says:
A savvy pirate like Captain Jack Sparrow would win easy... just dishonour him and he will kill himself... Job done! Be Lucky!
Posted May 24, 2008
BFuniv.com says:
Pirates and ninjas are both amateurs. Why don't they turn pro and go into politics. Politicians get wenches, do dark and sneaky things, and then they steal you blind - enjoying both worlds.
Posted May 07, 2008
Jarannis says:
Pirates. On the one hand, they were bloodthirsty looters. On the other, they actually assisted in the negotiation of free trade in the West Indies.
Posted May 06, 2008
gratch says:
Pirates, of course.
Posted May 03, 2008
Jacky says:
Pirates, Ninjas Cant Swim
Posted April 28, 2008
matt says:
pirate
Posted April 28, 2008
fgbfx says:
Vikings, they eat ninjas ans shit pirates!
but since vikings are closer to pirates, i guess my vote goes toward pirates
Posted April 26, 2008
X. says:
End of discussion.
Posted April 23, 2008
Calagara says:
The main attraction for me? a Ninja is TRAINED, a Pirate INGRAINED. So it really is just a matter of nurture VS nature . . .
Posted April 22, 2008
anulman says:
Pirates. Everybody knows that the Ninja's two deadly weaknesses are water and lawsuits from the RIAA (since they can't hide from either of them!)
Posted April 21, 2008
Josso says:
Pirates have Software and other Appz...
They only missing a Macbook. :p
Posted April 20, 2008
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr says:
Pirates have more Software
Posted April 20, 2008
Nova says:
Who has wenches?
Oh ya. Pirates.
Posted April 15, 2008
anon says:
Pirates get all the good stuff. cannons. guns. ships. booty. both types really
Posted April 13, 2008
silent_death says:
Just one thing...pirates have ships...and cannons....and parrots
Posted April 13, 2008
catchquests says:
pirates are supposed to be mean, stealers, cheaters and gungho's! but im voting for htem because of johnny depp! lol!
i love ninjas for their true martial arts prowess, but still, their still mean he he
Posted March 22, 2008
famousmortimer says:
It's going to be a good battle, no doubt about it. If Ryan Hamburger has taught us anything it's that ninjas are godless killing machines capable of split second death dealing. But the thing about pirates is that they have lasers. And really, whats better than a freakin laser? I mean, like, a ninja could come out of anywhere and kill a pirate, but if its an even fight the lasers win the day. Go pirates!
Posted March 19, 2008
Georgie Curtis says:
PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES!
i have to stick up for the crew or i'll get thrown off the ship.
Posted March 18, 2008
eits says:
I say a pirate like J. Silver would kick your lousy ninja butt right back to Nanking in a second!
Posted March 13, 2008
Zyr says:
There is a reason you never see the ninjas: they're all at home, munching on snacks and getting fat in front of the television.
Posted March 12, 2008
judd says:
ya baby ya
Posted March 09, 2008
AMK says:
Pirates, But not because of combat strategy. But because there more interesting. Lets face it, Ninjas are plain and boering after a short while. They have no sence of color and they just hit people and break things whereas Pirates steal and make complete idiots of themselves and wear anything they can get there hands on. There ships are facinating. What does a ninja have? Numchucks? :)
Posted March 09, 2008
Arrr says:
Ninjas are mercenaries, pirates are free. Pirates win. Thanks for playing.
Posted March 07, 2008
Charlesbridge says:
In "The Legend of Hong Kil Dong", a Korean folktale, Hong Kil Dong was a pirate of sorts, a bandit at any rate, and he thwarted the ninja by being smarter. Plus he had magic on his side.
Posted March 04, 2008
LaraineRose says:
With all their gold and jewels - they'll dazzle them to death.
Posted March 02, 2008
UniqueMystique says:
Pirates, hands down. Ever see a Ninja with an entourage of wenches?
Posted March 01, 2008
Ninjas win!
Designfire says:
Ninjas would win because they could sneak up on the pirates before they new they were there. And even though regular ninjas might get sea sick on pirate vessels, the ninja turtles are immune to that I'm sure ;).
Posted July 11, 2008
Rich Grundy says:
Ninjas
Posted May 14, 2008
drizzt says:
Land = Ninjas, Sea = Pirates.
Posted May 14, 2008
nessiee says:
I'm guessing the ninjas would win in that kind of battle. Sure, the pirates can be ruthless... but I'd think they wouldn't even see a good ninja coming, and then, it would already be too late!
Posted May 12, 2008
Gray says:
Pirates only have their super powers on the sea. And even then they won't be able to take a ninja, unless the ninja has AID's or something.
Posted May 09, 2008
Buncy says:
The element of stealth would probably tip the favour towards the ninjas too much in the inital stages of a fight.
Posted May 05, 2008
Scott says:
The ninjas would pwn so hard!! The pirates would all be dead and oh noes!! haxorz they would scream but teh ninjas are teh admin and have 1337 console skillz.
Posted May 04, 2008
Bob says:
Ninjas would freaking own, its just like bam what happened? all the pirates are dead! oh noes!!
Posted April 30, 2008
Nick says:
Ninjas can kill all the pirates and nobody will ever know they did it.
Posted April 29, 2008
fong says:
pirates can't see ninjas coming!
Posted April 27, 2008
Arthur Reed says:
Tony Danza
Posted April 26, 2008
Taiju Kage Bushin no Jutsu says:
As a ninja I have already killed several pirates.
Posted April 25, 2008
ryan says:
tony jaa would beat them both
Posted April 25, 2008
BlueBeard says:
Vikings. But for the sake of the argument, I'll toss my vote for ninjas.
Posted April 25, 2008
ninjaFTW says:
imagine a fight between ninjas and pirates .... it'll be pirates swinging the swords in the air, coz they can't see the ninjas, and then they start falling down dead coz the ninjas kicked their asses from a 100 m away
Posted April 24, 2008
O Sensei says:
Pirates aren't even trained or anything. Ninjas went through extensive physical and mental training. Pirates were just losers who couldn't get jobs, so they just stole from trade ships.
Posted April 24, 2008
Awesomtastic says:
Ninjas could sneak up and stab the pirates! Come on now! You can't even see the mother fuckers!
Posted April 23, 2008
pooper says:
ninjas
Posted April 23, 2008
Jay says:
definitely Ninja's because all Ninja's need to be efficient killers is some sort of surface to be able to walk on, even a ship. Pirates are only good on their ships, on land their drunken, or unconcious looters with no real organization. Ninja's all the way.
Posted April 19, 2008
BitchSlap says:
They are all dead. I mean, the pirates at least. Who knows for sure about ninjas?
Posted April 18, 2008
Robin says:
Ninjas could get both kinds of booty without you even knowing. :]
Posted April 18, 2008
Jan says:
Half the pirates dont even know what theyre doing.
Posted April 18, 2008
zac says:
Ninjas would sneak onto the boats.
Posted April 17, 2008
usuck says:
Yeah, I'd rather not be stuck on a boat full of men with scurvy.
Posted April 14, 2008
j says:
Ninja!
Posted April 14, 2008
Matt says:
Ditto SHAWN!
Posted April 14, 2008
Dude says:
Ninjas.
Posted April 14, 2008
Wyvernrider says:
No question needed.
Posted April 14, 2008
Chris says:
Ninjas would have to win. Have you heard of the 37th ninja parade that went through a small town unseen again?
Posted April 14, 2008
Ninja Facts
Everything known about ninjas.
- Wear cool black clothes all the time, in which they can hide an infinite number of shurikens, knives and other weapons.
- Train in secret monasteries from the age of 4.
- Ninja abilities include: appearing anywhere instantly, catching bullets with their hands, and kicking your ass when they're 100 meters away.
- Fight using shurikens, daggers, and their bare hands. There are 312 things in an average room they can kill you with... Including the room itself.
- Are so stealthy they can live in your house for days without anyone noticing.
- Follow the code and kill themselves dramatically if they fail.
- Meditate and contemplate their existence. Ninjas don't care about material things like wealth.
- If you see a ninja, either he is not a real ninja, or he wanted you to see him before he kills you.
Pirate Facts
Scientific facts about pirates.
- Pirates drink rum or grog all day. These must be consumed either straight from the barrel, or a goblet large enough to be used as a weapon.
- Are obnoxious and smelly. Hygiene is not a priority for a pirate; use of soap is uncommon. Spilling rum all over oneself is a perfect replacement for a shower.
- A real pirate must wear either a bandana, a three-cornered hat, or an eye-patch. They might use a hook or a peg leg when needed, but these are usually reserved for captains.
- Possess big ships equipped with canons and flags of skull and bones. Make the traitors walk the plank.
- Fight using pistols, rifles and swords. Yelling insults during a fight is mandatory.
- Are only interested in loot and booty (both kinds). Refer to all women as "wenches".
- None of them are rich since even if they find treasure, they loose it all in one day by gambling.
- The decline in number of pirates is believed to have caused the global warming (see the church of Flying Spaghetti Monster).
- The dictionary of a pirate usually includes "Arrrr!", "Avast!", and "Ahoy!"."Arrrr", for one, is a perfect answer for any question.
Danger, Mr. Pirate, danger!
Interesting Pirates vs Ninjas links
These will help you understand how important PvN is!
#1
Wellington Grey - Pirates vs Ninjas
A hilarious slideshow explaining everything there is to know about pirates, ninjas, and their battle. Highly recommended!1 point
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Pirates versus Ninjas - Wikipedia
Wikipedia takes a scientific (and somewhat boring) approach on the PvN debate.1 point
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Ultimate Ninjas vs Pirates
Funny facts about Ninjas and Pirates.0 points
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Zero G Space Cow - Ninjas vs. Pirates
A short article analyzing the merits of each side in 5 categories.0 points
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Home of Pirates vs. Ninjas
A big site dedicated to nothing else but the pirates versus ninjas battle!0 points
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funny ninja quotes
for those who are pro ninja0 points
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AskANinja.com
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Clumsy Pirate Cafepress Shop
Pirates are too clumsy to be a ninja!0 points
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