Pizza SEO - the Story of the Slovak Usurpers

In March 2006 the four original founders of the new Slovak SEO company brainstormed potential names.

Ideally the name was to work both in the Slovak market (the "can be read on the Slovak radio" test) and internationally, since the company did not want to be limited geographically.

The initial list included Nimbleseo.com, Seobility.com, Seoclever.com, Seolity.com,
Successseo.com, Uselitist.com, Usabelitist.com, Webexpertly.com. None of these seemed to be particularly good for the Slovak market (and two and a half years later in October 2008 all but Seobility were still available as .com names).

Finally a particularly heated brainstorming session took place at the De Zwaan, a popular Belgian pub in the centre of Bratislava (the four original founders and one dog). New name ideas were kicked around in a beer-fueled discussion.

In response to one particularly naff idea, Daniel Duris said dismissively: "That's stupid. That's like calling the company Pizza SEO or whatever!"

Suddenly, the four realised this was not a bad name - quirky, easy to remember, easy to understand and with a reference to one of the most popular foods.

One of the more popular stock answers to the "Why the name Pizza SEO?" question is that everyone likes pizza.

1. Pizza SEO hires Justin Boland! He is the kind of a guy who wakes up at 5:23, does a bit of yoga, smokes some weed, drinks yerba mate and gets going saving the world.

2. Pizza SEO and Justin Boland discuss long term strategic partnership!

3. Justin Boland new Pizza SEO US Section head!

Justin Boland is a Vermont-based blogger. He runs WorldAroundRecords, a hip-hop label and even raps and "MCs" himself. Justin is a good writer and contributes to a multitude of online outlets. Justin is interested in memetics (Be the first to start Justin's Wikipedia Entry).

In January 2008 Justin wrote on one of his blogs that he would claim the top position in Google for the search term pizza seo by mid-April. He failed but kept working and finally succeeded in U.S. based Google searches in August.

He took eight months and some 40 references on perhaps five of his own web properties to rank first for "pizza seo" on Google in the United States. He now says it took him less than two months (less than a month in another location). Technically that makes Justin a lier but he is too charismatic of a guy to go by such a plain label.

Justin is a graduate of the St. Johnsbury Academy in Johnsubry, VT, a significant leader in education since 1842. In his spare time Justin enjoys reclaiming wasteland to save the world.

Justin's ego is the only things (sic) that stands between him and success in whatever sphere he chooses to excel in.

Wanna hire him? Of course you do.

Pizza SEO has learned all of its SEO skills from:
AudibleHype.com
Brainsturbator.com
Humpjones.com
PublicIndividual.com
ThirtySeven.info
WesUnruh.com
WombaticusRex.com
WorldAroundRecords.com

Have we missed a source? Let us know!

SEO in 2009 is about good original content marketed well.

There are multiple paths to success but all involve hard work.

This is actually not the only Pizza SEO Squidoo Lense there is!!!

Another squidoo lense on Pizza SEO can be found here!

Strengths
Fluent Knowledge of English
Fluent Knowledge of Slovak
Guerilla Warfare
Memetics

Weaknesses
Drug Abuse
Insecurity
Staff Capacity

Opportunities
Build Strong International Brand

Threats
Loss of Focus
Reduced Brand Value