Lose the Disguise and Shop At Home, Anonymously!
You know what they are, the hair regrowth and hemorrhoid creams, the products for bad digestion and bad breath, the jock itch powder and the anti-snore strips that are embarrassing enough to wear, let alone pay for when your nosy neighbor is behind you in the checkout line.
Let's hear it for the plain brown box that comes in the mail with no one the wiser about what's inside. Yes, even your mail carrier doesn't know for sure and, in fact, thinks you must be really smart if you've read all those books he's been delivering lately!
We're here to help you find and shop for all those products you'd just rather not buy at the store. There's another benefit, too. While you're treating your gas problem, you're saving on gasoline!
Shop on!
Anonymous Poll
Do you need an embarrassing product?
Gotta See It to Believe It!
GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion, Signature Series
Comes in four colors, including
"Silent Butt Deadly."
Smelling Up the Air?
Lots of reasons for that. We've got you covered, from head to toe.
Bad breath? Got gas? Stinky feet? We'll help you make it all better, discretely, of course.
Tongue Sweeper PRO
The Tongue Sweeper Model Pro has an ultra smooth e more...0 points
BreathRx Halispheres Sugar-Free Chewing Gum (53-oz Refill Jar)
BreathRx Halispheres Clean Mint chewing gum provid more...0 points
GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion, Signature Series
The GasBGon® flatulence odor control seat cushion more...0 points
"Dr. Scholls Odor Destroyers Foot Deodorant Sport Spray - 4.7 Oz/ pack, 2 pack"
Dual action sports formula controls odor and wetne more...0 points
Today's Featured Plain-Brown-Wrapper Product
(It might be tomorrow's featured product, too, but better check it out now, just in case it's hair today, gone tomorrow!)
MANGROOMER Private Body Shaver
Cutting-edge designed combination trimmer/foil blade cuts both long and short body hair safely. Ideal for all areas of the body below the neck, although it really thrives in extremely private areas.
Includes a 5-setting adjustable length comb to trim per your liking. Rubberized non-slip grip (gotta be careful) enables maximum control and maneuverability. Can be used wet or dry and it's rechargeable.
Purchase the MANGROOMER and get a free nose and ear hair trimmer! See the orange box below for a link to the coupon code.
Coupon Alert!
Get a free nose and ear hair trimmer with purchase of the MANGROOMER.
Get the coupon code and all the details here.
The Trouble With Hairy
Got hair where it ought not be?
Here are some solutions to the problem of too much hair or hair where you don't want it.
Panasonic ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer, Wet/Dry, Lighted
Panasonic's ER421KC Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer has more...0 points
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver
Hydroallergenic foil / Chromium steel cutter blade more...0 points
Braun 5270 Silk-épil X'elle Body System Epilator
An epilator isn't a shaver in the traditional sens more...0 points
Wahl 3-in-1 Nose & Ear & Eyebrow Hair Trimmer - 3 Heads [ Model 5545-417 ]
Wahl 5545-417 Rotary Trimmer0 points
Remington BKT-1000 Trim & Shape Bikini Trimmer
Lightweight and ergonomically designed for a sure more...0 points
Panasonic ES246AC Bikini Shaper and Trimmer
There's nothing worse than putting on a swimsuit a more...0 points
Emjoi AP-10LR Light Caress, Cordless / Corded
The Emjoi Light cordless is a exceptonal hair remo more...0 points
MOOM Organic Hair Removal Kit
With MOOM you are not ignoring your skin while rem more...0 points
Nair Shower Power Hair Remover Moisturizing Body Cream with Aloe Vera - 5.1 Oz
INDICATIONS:Nair Shower Power Hair Remover Body Cr more...0 points
Can't Get Enough of that Hair of Mine
Well, where did it all go?
Good question. These products may help with embarrassing hair loss.
Kirkland Minoxidil 5% Extra Strength for Men - 6 Month Supply
Kirkland Signature Minoxidil Extra Strength Hair R more...0 points
Minoxidil 4 Month Supply 5% Extra Strength for Men Member's Mark Brand
Minoxidil 5% made by Member's Mark USA. This Minox more...0 points
Minoxidil 10% / Azelaic Acid 5% DHT Blocker, Hair regrowth, Hair loss, Topical Solution Treatment (60mL)
The amount of success in hair regrowth is complete more...0 points
Women's Rogaine-Original Unscented Hair Regrowth Formula, 3 Month Supply
Women's Rogaine® is for women who have a general more...0 points
"Hate that gray?
Foam it away!"
The Classic Haircoloring Product for Men
For beards and mustaches, too.
Grecian Plus Gradual Haircolor Foam 5 oz (142 g)
Works on any hair color. Gradually restores lost color to graying hair. Thickens, conditions. Fresh, clean scent. Easy to use foam.
Day by day, Grecian Plus gradually replaces gray with natural looking color. You can stop anytime and leave a little gray, or keep going until all the gray is gone. You decide.
And it looks so natural no one can tell you colored your hair theyll just know you look great.
More Haircolor Products for Men and for Women
(Your hairdresser doesn't have to know for sure.)
Don't like the color? We've included hair color removal products for you, too.
LOREAL Color Smart Haircolor for Men Dark Blonde (One Application)
ColorSmart was specifically designed for men with more...0 points
Revlon ColorSilk Root Perfect 10 Minute Root Touch-Up HairColor, Dark Auburn # 3R - Kit
INDICATIONS: ColorSilk Root Perfect is the perfect more...0 points
COLORFUL Yellow Out Shampoo Treatment 1.2oz/35.4ml
Removes yellow from grey, white, silver and light more...0 points
Avlon - Kera Care Clear-Away Yellow Conditioning Shampoo 32 oz. & Activator
KeraCare Clear-Away Yellow Shampoo is perfect for more...0 points
Color Oops Regular Strength Hair Color Remover, #RS100 - 1 Ea
INDICATIONS: Color Oops Regular Strength Hair Colo more...0 points
Color Oops Extra Strength Hair Color Remover, #ES102 - 1 Ea
INDICATIONS: Color Oops Extra Strength Hair Color more...0 points
Andre No Rub ... Hair Color Remover For The Skin
Andre No Rub ... Hair Color Remover For The Skin. more...0 points
"It's a Good Friend"
But I don't want to be seen with it!
I read somewhere that Preparation H is the most shoplifted product of all time. That may or may not be true, but certainly most people aren't as willing as this man to call the product their good friend.
Wouldn't you rather buy it anonymously? Yeah, me too. If I needed it, I mean. I'm not admitting to anything here, of course. I'm just saying . . . oh, go watch the commercial. Then read on to find out how to do your shopping for embarrassing products online.
Problems Down Under
Whatever "down under" means to you, we'll try to help you fix it.
Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment, 2-Ounce Tubes (Pack of 2)
For relief of both internal and external hemorrhoi more...0 points
Venapro all Natural hemorrhoid treatment ~ (1 Bottle)
With powerful and Certified Organic ingredients, V more...0 points
Simple traditional Chinese medical massage and self health care--Hemorrhoids
Chinese Medical Massage is one branch of The Chine more...0 points
A-E-R 120 Ct. Medicated Hemorrhoid Pads - For Hygiene and Hemorrhoids 3 Cartons of 40 Ea.
Safe, simple, economic relief for anoperineal pain more...0 points
Need a Cure for Snoring?
Well, we don't recommend this one, but its a funny video.
Sleep Problems?
Can't stop snoring? Can't get to sleep in the first place?
We've got you covered.
Earplugs included.
Y- Snore Homeopathic Nasal Pump Spray Relieves Snoring Fast - 20 ml
INDICATIONS: Y- Snore Homeopathic Nasal Pump Spray more...0 points
The Snore Wizard
The Snore Wizard Mouthpiece The Snore Wizard Mouth more...0 points
Alexander Innovation Wizard TH375 Snore Stopper
Your snoring problem could be a thing of the past, more...0 points
Snoreclipse Snoring Solution 1/box
Snoreclipse contains rare earth magnets that were more...0 points
Marpac White Noise Machine Sleep Mate 980A Sound Screen Dual Speed Sound Conditioner
Marpac combines American ingenuity and craftsmansh more...0 points
Sweet Dreams Contoured Sleep Mask with Earplugs and Travel Pouch - Black
Light as a feather, slim-line and very stylish, th more...0 points
Dreamate Sleep Aid
Dreamate Sleep Aid The Dreamate is an affordable s more...0 points
To Make Shopping Easier . . .
Click on any item to read customer reviews and to find other similar products.
Obesity is No Laughing Matter
Even when the toilet seat gets broken. Again.
Big John Toilet Seat Closed Front with Lid, White
he Big John Toilet Seat is not just for the Big and Tall / Plus Size consumer. It is great for people who are larger framed and bigger boned, but it's also great for senior citizens and the physically impaired, or even those with an average size who just want a more comfortable toilet seat.
Big John Toilet Seat Open Front with Lid, White
Install as you would any toilet seat. Adjust rings so seat sits flat on toilet
Big John Toilet Seat Closed Front with Lid, Biscuit
Our stylish ergonomic design has a more comfortable opening and a luxuriously contoured sitting surface that is roomier than any other toilet seat on the market. It is engineered tough for long-lasting durability, made of the highest grade, anti-microbial plastic that is both stain and chemical resistant.
Big John Toilet Seat Open Front without Lid, White
Our stylish ergonomic design has a more comfortable opening and a luxuriously contoured sitting surface that is roomier than any other toilet seat on the market. It is engineered tough for long-lasting durability, made of the highest grade, anti-microbial plastic that is both stain and chemical resistant. Weight capacity of over 1200 pounds
When You Depend on Discretion.
Adult diapers and other products for incontinence.
It's no laughing matter that incontinence of the bladder is a very common problem that often comes along with aging. There are other conditions that cause this problem as well. Shop with discretion for the incontinence products that you need.
Kids Deserve Discretion, Too
Bedwetting solutions.
Nighttime enuresis (bedwetting) is a very common problem among elementary-aged children, but children don't want anyone else to know. Don't stand in line to buy their protection; order online and receive them discretely.
Consider a "reminder" product as well. Take a look at the alarm systems below for both daytime and nighttime use.
GoodNites Youth Pants (Pack)
Night-time underpants protection for older childre more...0 points
Wet-Stop3 Bedwetting Alarm System With Vibration
The Wet-Stop3 is newest Wet-Stop available. The We more...0 points
Wet-Stop3 Bedwetting Alarm System With Vibration
The Wet-Stop3 is newest Wet-Stop available. The We more...0 points
Malem Ultimate Bedwetting Alarm - Blue 1 Tone w/Vibration
Everything you need, now in one compact alarm. Thi more...0 points
MeDose Multi-alarm Vibrating Watch - Red/Blue with Velcro Band
The MeDose multi-alarm watch can be set to sound o more...0 points
Vibralite 3 Vibration Watch with Leather Band - Pink
The VibraLITE vibrating watch provides a great sil more...0 points
Have a Request?
Do you have an embarrassing problem that needs a plain-brown-wrapper solution, one that we haven't covered here? Leave a comment in our guestbook below (anonymously, of course) and we'll seek out the best possible solutions for you and add them to this page.
Let's hear it for this stealth sound amplifier!
Seriously, it's much more than sneaky. It works!
The Stealth Secret Sound Amplifier
* Hearing device that looks like an expensive cell phone
* Amplifies sound up to 50 times
* Includes three soft ear tips for perfect fit
* Rechargable batteries and charger included
* Variable sound amplification
Best part is, it works! Read the customer reviews.
Usually ships in 24 hours
More Help for Your Hearing
Hearing aid accessories.
Hearing loss can be an embarrassing problem. Here are some plain-brown-wrapper solutions.
Super Dri-Aid Jar
Moisture in your hearing aid can reduce sensitivit more...0 points
Hearing Aid Cleaner
Hearing Aid Cleaner . Fast and easy daily cleaning more...0 points
Hearing Aid Phone Ear Pads
The perfect little pad offering alot of comfort. R more...0 points
The Complete Hearing Aid Accessory Kit
Wonderful for keeping all in-the-ear, canal, and b more...0 points
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Let us know what you think. Did we leave out your brown-bag-over-the-head problem? Tell us and we'll see what we can find to help you out.
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- JaguarJulie JaguarJulie Apr 23, 2009 @ 8:30 am
- Just thinking -- hmmm, since I got married I don't think we've gotten any items in plain brown wrappers. Hmmm, need to look into this further!!!
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- stargazer00 stargazer00 Jan 4, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
- I've been meaning to look at this lens for awhile and kept getting sidetracked. Pretty funny. If I needed something on this page I'd go to the next town over to get it. If I needed it...
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- marsha32 marsha32 Dec 7, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
- A very interesting lens...clicked over from your blog LOL
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- GrowWear GrowWear Dec 3, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
- Definitely don't want to buy some of this stuff in public. LOL Great section there for kids! Yeah, children need gentle care in that department. :)
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- JaguarJulie JaguarJulie Nov 14, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
- Hmmm, now that I'm of an older generation, I don't mind buying some of those plain brown wrapper items in the store ... oh, with the exception of maybe some, well ya know, 'toys' ... but don't tell anyone ok? ;)
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- Mortira Mortira Oct 17, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
- Fun lens, and neat selection! I'm glad you don't have any contraceptives here. I always say if you can't buy condoms with a straight face, you're too young to be using them.
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- Marelisa Marelisa Sep 1, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
- I guess hair--too much, too little, too gray--is an issue for a lot of people :-)
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- mulberry mulberry Aug 1, 2008 @ 10:26 am
- Very funny! I remember buying my first bra at a store and almost dying when the only salesperson/cashier was male.
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- funcoolcollectibles funcoolcollectibles Aug 1, 2008 @ 6:57 am
- Loved your lens!
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- 8Redrose 8Redrose Jul 17, 2008 @ 12:06 am
- Hi Susan,
What a fun and refreshing idea. great job, g 5 stars
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