Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume

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How To Talk Like a Pirate When Wearing Your Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume


Argh, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day again, mateys

It's rolled around once again, like a stray cannonball on the deck of a sailing ship. September 19 is the annual Talk Like a Pirate Day, for no particular reason whatsoever.

Thank John "OI' Chumbucket" Bauer and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, the two ne'er do-wells with pirattitude for starting the tradition, and writer Dave Barry for popularizing it seven years ago. Bauer and Summers have two books available from publishers and three others they've self-published, including the children's book "A Li'l Pirate's A-B-Seas."

Not all pirate talk is fit for kids. Suggested pirate pick-up lines include "Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?" and "How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?" As for "booty" and "treasure chest"... well keep those double meanings to yourself, you swarthy knave.

This halloween be sure to brush up on your pirate speak, including sexy pirate talk when wearing your Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume!
So, Shiver me timbers mateys.

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Suggested Pirate Phrases To Use With Your Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume

A to B Phrases


Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! - exhortation of discontent or disgust
Ahoy! - Hello!
Ahoy, Matey - Hello, my friend!
Ahoy, me Hearties! - the same as saying "Hello, my friends!"
All hand hoay! - comparable to all hands on deck
Avast ye - stop and check this out or pay attention
Aye - yes
Batten down the hatches - put everything away on the ship and tie everything down because a storm is brewing
Bilge-sucking - insult
Blimey! - exhortation of surprise
Blow me down! - expression of shock of disbelief akin to "Holy Crap!"
Blow the man down - command to kill someone
Booty - treasure
Buccaneer - a pirate
Bucko - a buccaneer

Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume C to D Phrases


Cat O'Nine Tails - a whip with nine strands
Corsair - pirates in the Mediterranean Sea
Crow's nest - small platform atop the mast where the lookout stands
Cutlass - short heavy curved bladed sword used by pirates
Davy Jones' Locker - fabled, mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where the evil spirit of Davy Jones brings sailor and pirates to die
Dead men tell no tales - phrase indicating to leave no survivors
Doubloons - other coins or found in pirate hoards and stashes


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Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume E to H Phrases


Feed the fish - will soon die
Hang 'im from the yardarm - punishment of those captured in battle
Head - the pirate ship's toilet
Heave Ho - give it some muscle and push it
Hempen Halter - a noose for hanging
Hornswaggle - to defraud or cheat out of money or belongings

Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume I to L Phrases


Jacob's Ladder - the rope ladder one uses to climb aboard a sloop
Jolly Roger - pirate's flag including white skull and crossbones over a black field
Keelhaul - punishment in which a person where dragged underneath the pirate ship from side to side and was lacerated by the barnacles on the vessel
Lad, lass, lassie - a younger person
Landlubber - big, slow clumsy person who doesn't know how to sail
Letters of Marque - letters issue from governments during wartime to privateers endorsing the piracy of another vessel


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Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume M to P Phrases


Man-O-War - pirate's ship outfitted for battle
Me - my
Mizzen - third mast from the bow of the ship on ships that have three or more masts
Old Salt - an experienced sailor
Pieces of eight - coins or found in pirate stashes
Pillage - rob, sack or plunder
Poop deck - the part of the ship farthest to the back, which is usually above the captain's quarters. This is not the bathroom.
Privateer - government-sponsored pirates

Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume Q to S Phrases


Rum - pirate's traditional alcoholic beverage
Run a shot across the bow - warning shot to another vessel's captain
Savvy? - do you understand and do you agree?
Scallywag - mild insult akin to rapscallion or rogue
Scurvy dog - the pirate is talking directly to you with mild insult
Scuttle - to sink a ship
Seadog - old pirate or sailor
Shark bait - will soon join Davy Jones' Locker
Shipshape - cleaned up and under control
Shiver me timbers! - comparable to "Holy Crap!"
Son of a Biscuit Eater - insult directed towards someone you don't like

Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume T to Z Phrases


Thar she blows! - Whale sighting
Three sheets to the wind - someone who is very drunk. One sheet is mildly drunk and four sheets is passed out.
Walk the plank - punishment in which person walks off a board jutting over the side of the ship while at sea. The consequence is drowning and a visit to Davy Jones' Locker.
Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! - pull up the anchor and the sail and let's get going
Ye - you
Yo Ho Ho - cheerful exhortation to demand attention

These are some of the most typical pirate phrases. Other less typical pirate words may be found that are not listed on this page. If you have a pirate phrase, word, some pirate lingo or a bit of pirate vocabulary that you'd like to share with us, please send it in matey, and we mights just pubish yer scurvy saying right here. Our desire is to host a comprehensive list of pirate phrases on this page, so your help will be must appreciated.





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Plus Size Halloween Pirate Wench Costume Review

Destiver Says:

This is a very nice costume the quality is above average for what I would expect of a costume in this price range. I am a size 18W and it fits with a bit of room to spare but does not look baggy I think it would still fit a 20W just fine. This Set comes with the one piece zip up the back top which is the lace and the black part that has the red bow, then the skirt is a separate piece. The skirt has ties on the underside of it that allow you to give it a "poofy" look once you tie them. I was confused by this at first, but I think it's an attempt to make it look like it has an underskirt and an overskirt while only using one piece of fabric. I would also like to add that the vendor I ordered from, 3Wishes was VERY prompt I expected the item to take at least a week to arrive I believe it took approximately 3 days.

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