I know this is supposed to be a poetry lens, but I'm having far too much fun not writing poetry. There's no self-loathing and insecurity in the drawing of childish cartoons.

I think maybe I'm in my fourth childhood.

Here's a silly Microsoft Paint cartoon - just for you:

Here it is on a silly T-shirt, if you're into silly stuff on silly t-shirts: Absolute Cotton Gifts, Tees, and Other Methods of Avoiding Poetry

Here's one of my cartoons that actually has something to do with the writing of poetry:





Inspired by my daughter's endless avoidance of homework:



Here's a turkey-day funny:

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