How to tease police officer

1. I don't give me driving license for you, if you don't hold my beer.
2. Excuse me, my radar detector was switch of, and cars from front don't wink for me.
3. Did you from TV serial "Texas Ranger"?
4. You probably go fast if you can, that you van talk to me?

5. Probably you was in one's senses, when you start learn ant police academy?
6. Did you search my trunk?
7. I pay salary for you!
8. I only try to disgorge to traffic intensity.

9. Why you stoped me? Maybe I'm drunk?
10. My driving license took (any name)and I drink only one stein of beer.

11. Inquire where he buy so nice cap, and necessarily ask to size it.

12. When police officer com to your car say: "Hello! Your driving license and technical pass.
13. Ask police officer his car insurance policy.
14. Ask that turn on siren.

15.Touch police officer.
16. Much and loudly cry.
17. Before sit in police car leastways 10min pray.
18. Call to fiends and pull time.
19. Serve by car dispensary, extinguisher and start strip screaming, what police officer so order.
20. Ask where he cut hair?
21. When you go in police officer car, drop on the ground and act as you strongly hurt.
22. In police car piss in trousers and if you can poop in trousers.
23. When you got fine ticket, say what you can read it.
24. Eat ant pop at all holes police officer's pen, which he give for you to signature report.
25. If you however decide corrupt police officer suggest him oneself take money from your backpocket.
26. Draw carpet and pray turned to Meka.
27. To officer apply by surname, and always ask to repeat his surname.
28. Constantly mutter after nose.
29. Ask or he rent his uniform for party.
30. Suggest to divine from palm.
31. Walking surround car and don't talk.
32. To theatricalize that you car door don't open and peer through the window. Then say that all car's document remain inside.
33. Ask where they brought his car and or they sell it
34. Ask to show license for gun and doctor certificate that he can have gun.

35. Ash to show they gun, if he don't show say that you only want to compare whosesoever major.