Pet Matrimony vs. Universal Veterinary Care
Election season is heating up and everyone in the house has an opinion on who should be our next president. Even our pets can voice their viewpoint! But how can you tell if your dog or cat prefers the elephant or the donkey? Here are eight unmistakable signs that your companion animal is a Republican or a Democrat.
Is your pet a Democrat or a Republican?
Want to let our pets decide the outcome of the next election? Take the quiz, find out how your dog or cat would vote, and then forget all of the political analysis and vote like an animal!
Republican vs. Democrat
Is your dog a donkey or an elephant?
Republican Pets:1. They bark at passing neighbors and traffic; home security is very important to them.
2. Their ears perk up when Fox News comes on.
3. They are a big spender at the local pet store.
4. Strongly believe pet matrimony should only occur between two cats or two dogs.
5. Believe in the 2nd amendment right to bear teeth and claws.
6. Are for electric border fences for the yard.
7. Want national ID tags for all pets.
8. They advocate for the pet tracking chip - you can never have too much security!
Democratic Pets:
1. They want universal veterinary care for all!
2. They want their treats for free.
3. They socialize with all breeds at the dog park.
4. They prefer their owner uses biodegradable poop bags.
5. Are very concerned with the rising rate of pet food.
6. Have the young puppy and kitten vote locked.
7. Want an end to the war of dogs vs. cats once and for all.
8. Think of Ralph Nadar as the dog catcher.
Political Pets
Is your dog a democrat?
The Political Pets Quiz
Eight unmistakable signs of your pet's political affiliation. Is your dog a democrat? Take the quiz! www.squidoo.com/political_pets
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Reader Feedback
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StephenC
Enjoyed your lens. Nice going. Posted September 18, 2008 |
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cannedguds
If you ask me if my dog is a donkey or an elephant, i'd say "neither"! I have an elephant who is a dog and he's name is Murky and he's a 150-lb. English Mastiff! hahahahah!! Very big, eh? But anyway, thanks for letting me on this. I'll ask Murky if what he wants to be, a donkey or an elephant but definitely, he will never like to be an ASS! hehehe.... You have a great lens, though! Good job! Please do visit this site that has lots of dog personal checks from Schauzer checks , Doberman checks, donkey-like dog checks or elephant-like dog checks(?) lol....and many more! thanks for sharing this 5-star lens of yours! Posted September 08, 2008 |
Our cat is definately Republican. She was abandoned as a kitten a survived on her own. Was smart enough to be sociable at the SPCA. She adapted well when we brought her home and now lives very well.
Posted July 04, 2008
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McMick
Your Republican and Democratic choices were hilarious, because they were so imaginative, yet so close to the truth. Posted June 29, 2008 |
I have a cat and I would have to say it is totally a democrat based off the above. When I saw this page I had to chuckly a bit, but it is a funny concept. I'm sure it caught a few people's attention. Thanks.
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Posted June 23, 2008
