Political polls and humor

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Political Polls and Humor

Politics is humor and politicians are the world's best comedians. Our world will be much better off when we put the really laughable political polls onto small stages in comedy clubs, and take them off the world stage.

When this site talks of 'polls', we are referring to hair, scalps, haircuts. That is the true original meaning of the word 'poll'. The other usage of supposedly gaining a measure of public opinion came from 'counting heads' at the ballot boxes.

Political Polls

The term 'political polls' has come to be accepted as meaning 'surveys taken before an election to gain an indication of how the candidates are going'. 'Election polls' is still in common usage as 'the place where the voting is conducted'. But the origin of these terms resides in the work 'polls', and according to the dictionary, that is 'the part of the head that grows hair, or the scalp'. The phrase 'political polls' was first coined because a voting booth was 'where the heads were counted'. And therein resides the true key for predicting who REALLY will win the next election. The pivotal factor is on the head. A political candidate with the right polls will emerge victorious, regardless of what his stance is on any supposedly pivotal political issue.

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