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In light of recent and previous cave-ins by the wussiecrat majority in congress, we should all, by now, be disabused of any notions of political hope. But I have a dream. Actually it happens sometimes in those Intermediate Bardos between sleep and what is called the wakeful state, or better regarded as the sanctioned hallucination, where a cosmic crack occurs in the collapse of a probability wave and you think you might be waking up to a sane world. "Wow, I just had this nightmare...it was awful. An idiotic leader had been installed by a neo-reagonite contingent of twisted pricks warmed over from the contra-hell of the eighties. They had declared war on Iraq, of all places, and were constantly sending diplomats in the form of highly aggressive lesbians abroad to threaten and scold any country that refused to comply with their criminal agenda or religious superstitions...I know it sounds crazy...anyway, we had virtually voted into some black hole Diebold machines and then five shills on the supreme court effected a coup, declaring, 'You assholes don't know how to vote. We'll vote.' So they voted for the loser...the winner?. Oh he was an amiable type who would never deign to interfere with fascism in the making...some black women in congress tried to intervene and I was rooting for them but they were dismissed as belligerent and, in a twist of irony theretofore unsurpassed, the loser presided ceremoniously over his own deposing. It seems so real when you're dreaming this shit. Anyway, the news media were a coagulate of bewildered dishrags in thrall with the willingly complicit and reduced to absurdists in self-parody. There was introduced a blend of Orwellian newspeak and Cheneyesque boardroom jargon, such as Clear Skies and Healthy Forests and Iraqi Freedom and No Child Left Behind (just to cite a few) while any agencies conducive to those ends were maniacally sabotaged by mouth-breathing appointees. Unsatiated by having heaped even more riches, if it can be believed, upon the rich, it was now time to relegate the population to abject slavery, bringing it in line with globalistic ambitions. A plethora of outsourcers, offshorers and their lesser, yet no less enthusiastic, offsuckers emerged. While these mugs were delivering irreversible blows to the economy, the war profiteers sallied forth with a vehemence that would hold up to shame all those namby pamby totalitarian disasters of the past.

 

Domestic and international laws were rendered to the document shredders as dissenters and people standing in the wrong place, such as in their homes, were rendered to black sites around the globe. A few 'terrst' attempts were foiled in spite of Homeland Security and we were protected from evildoers the likes of Cat Stevens who, lest we forget, penned that anthem for international terror, Peace Train. One shudders to think of the devastation a guy like that could visit on an already crippled nation. Oh yeah, then there was a storm on the gulf coast and no one could get a drink of water because this was no longer the country that had conducted the Berlin airlift, indeed, had set foot on the goddamn moon. And then you wake up.
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The following is a letter to the FCC concerning net neutrality. You should send another (or paste this one) from savetheinternet.com

The way the internet functions now is fine. Unlike government (corporate) controlled entities such as the FCC (a public menace), the internet gives everyone a participating voice, a vote and equal opportunity. It does a splendid job of policing itself.
It seems ridiculous to be pleading with an agency such as yours to see the light. You have turned over our airwaves and press to insane conglomerates. Everything you've done mitigates against any constitutional intention or human virtue. Thanks to you a natural evolution, informed discourse and artistic impulse are absented from our culture.
Well, these things are alive here and we aim to keep it that way. The internet culture is light-years ahead of yours, so please, for goodness sake, don't do anything. When you go in to work just log on and marvel at a sincere thrust towards democracy. We'll gladly pay you.
Tim Hollis

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Hello America 

Hilarious advice from Pat Condell

This is Brit wit at its bitingest. Pat assails the state of affairs in both our countries and religion in general.
This is confrontational humor along the lines of George Carlin. You don't have to agree with all of it in order to laugh. You've been forewarned so please don't send me his hate mail. He likes to read it himself.
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  1. Amazon Plexo Module: Spiffing it up.

    Whilst perusing your stats, click the traffic index. Notice addresses in your clickouts. If one clicks out to Amazon snap on it. You will get to the page where this visitor went. This will enlighten you to many things. Take some time to study the page setup. You find out what other books the customer has looked at, ratings, other books in the same catagory , etc. (make a list as you do this).
    Go to your amazon plexo module and click 'edit'at the book. If starting or adding, click add new products, then 'help me find products'. Click book icon which will take you to the Amazon page. Note rating. If low, delete from your module. If good, scroll down to Editor Review. Another thing to try is 'reader comments' under the main blurb. Select text, right click, choose copy and x out of the page. This will bring you back to your edit box where you right click and choose paste. Note: be careful to not select line breaks. For instance, where it says Editorial Review, start after that, below the subheading or you'll pick up pieces of code. Also, the box is limited to 500 characters, so keep it brief. If the text runs out mid-sentence you can usually delete back to the last period.
    Follow the same trail for existing books at this module. It will help to boost your affiliate sales. Keep in mind that the time you spend tinkering enhances your rating assessment as well as your visitors' experience.
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Centigrade 451: Chertoff Targets Discontent 

By Tim Hollis

Every bit as depraved, deranged and demented as he looks, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has enlisted firefighters and emergency responders as his eyes and ears in the fight against discontent in America. Not satisfied with demanding warning labels for satire, the Screaming Skull vowed to stamp out not only discontent, but metaphor, double entendre, innuendo, facetiousness, puns, sarcasm and anything smacking of witty repartee.

Firefighters and emergency personnel are being grilled in the investigative arts of detecting subtle signs of subversive activity such as the possession of worthwhile books, posters proposing world peace, suspiciously intellectual phrenology and telltale signs of terrorist sympathies inferred from micro facial expressions. Don't let a careless impulse to laugh betray your evil seditious secrets.

That dust covered Cat Stevens album in the attic? You can count on just something like that to net a lengthy stay in Guantanamo or an overnight rendition to Syria. So, hop around like hell, today, scrubbing your environs of anything that could be deemed as seeding dissent by postal workers, librarians, delivery drivers, neighbors, friends or family (including, I shudder to say, in-laws). Thought you'd enjoy a morning cup o' joe while perusing the Buzzflash headlines? Huh. Just remember, if there's a fire, you're fucked.

Unlike Chertoff I'm concerned about not disrupting vital services or I'd suggest a date and time for those millions of us yearning for a functional society to turn ourselves in.

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