Pregnant Over 40?

From left to right:
Geena Davis, actress - Twins at 48
Cherie Booth QC, wife of British Prime Minister, Tony Blair - Baby at 45
Beverly D'Angelo, actress - Twins at 49

From left to right:
Susan Sarandon, actress - Baby at 46
Cheryl Tiegs, actress - Twins at 52
Annette Bening, actress - Baby at 41

See "Advertisers Know I'm Pregnant" below on the products I have been getting. Since I first wrote this, more baby formula has arrived.

The record is held by a 70-year-old Indian woman giving birth to twins on July 4th 2008.
"If I am the world's oldest mother it means nothing to me," Omkari Panwar said after the arrival of the babies, a boy and girl born a month premature and weighing just two pounds each. "I just want to see my new babies and care for them while I am still able."

The babies' father, a 77 years old retired farmer Charan Singh Panwar, who sold off his buffalo, and burned through his life savings just to pay for the in vitro fertilization treatments to help his wife to become pregnant. "The treatment cost me a fortune but the birth of a son makes it all worthwhile. I can die a happy man and a proud father," after doctors said it was likely that both babies were strong enough to survive.
"My daughters' have got a little brother, my husband and I have got an heir - that is all we ever wanted."

This is India, where there is a different cultural value placed females.

The previous recorded oldest woman to give birth was then-66-year-old Romanian Adriana Iliescu, who welcomed a daughter in 2005. That official record may stand, since Panwar doesn't have a birth certificate and estimates her age by claiming she was nine years old when the British left India in 1947.

From left to right:
Helen Hunt, actress, - Baby at 40
Brooke Shields, actress - Baby at 40
Halle Berry, actress - Baby at 41

Isn't nice how money can make anyone look good at any age. I suppose good genes do have a roll in this. Make sure you see some of the products that I have been getting with the advertisers in "Advertisers Know I'm Pregnant" below.

For months now I have been getting a free subscription to "American Baby" and "nourishing dreams" magazines. Along with countless coupons and information mailed to me on parenting for my new baby. I have diaper samples and formula. I can't wait to see what else I receive. Obliviously the advertisers know something that I don't know. After all they can't possibly send all of this to a person who isn't pregnant.

I had just got done writing a weight loss diary. With a plexo for everyone to add their lenses to. My Quest for Healthy Living Diary This lens should have come first if I was pregnant. This would have explained some of the weight gain if I was pregnant. (Note: Do not diet when you are pregnant.)

My niece, who recently announced her pregnancy is getting all my gifts.

(Since I first wrote this, my niece gave birth to a cute baby boy with a full head of hair. She has since thanked me for all the gifts.)

Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A: Most of the ladies I asked don't remember.

Q: Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: When does a woman's biological clock start ticking?
A: Right after she looks in the mirror and thinks, "On my God, crow's feet!"

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is way too many already.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there a reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" is a concern for you.

Q: I'm modest. Once I start to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position?
A: Authorized hospital personnel only -- doctors, nurses, orderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.

From left to right:
Jennifer Beals, actress, - Baby at 41
Jane Kaczmarek, actress - Babies at 41, 43 and 46
Holly Hunter, actress - - Twins at 47

You have to admire these women!