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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: America loves an underdog. This country was and is still based on the underdog principles. Look at the Giants. They made it to the NFL playoffs as a wild card team. Nobody gave them a chance. They beat the best three best teams in the NFL (Dallas Cowboys, Green Bay Packers and New England Patriots.)

I'm still trying to recover from the Patriots loss and I don't even live in New England.

Usually, I root for the underdog but I wanted the Patriots to win so they could have a perfect season. In reality, the Patriots, in order to have a perfect season, had to go against all odds. It's hard to keep up peak performance for a long period of time. I was an athlete myself, I appreciate the Patriots having gone so far without a loss. I was on a sports team that went 16-0, only to lose the championship game.

I remember the loss like yesterday. I didn't want Tom Brady and the Patriots to go through what I did. The biggest reason why I wanted the Patriots to win is to dispel the "hottie girlfriend" syndrome.

"Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome happened to Romo last year when he dated Carrie Underwood.

Hottie Girlfriend syndrome happened to Romo again this year while he was/is dating Jessica Simpson. Hottie Girlfriend happened to Ronaldinho (Former FIFA Futebol [Soccer]Player of the year) during the FIFA World Cup in Germany.

Tom Brady lost because his girlfriend Gisele, the beautiful Brazilian model, was at the game.

Once Belicheck anlyzes the loss, he'll probably have hottie girlfriend clauses in all the player's contracts next year. Do you blame him? Belicheck was one game away from reaching immortality. But the Hottie Girlfriend got the best of Tom and the rest is history.

"Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome is when great athletes find hot, beautiful girlfriends during the most critical time in sports competition. It's happened in Football, Futebol, Basketball, Baseball, etc. George Best (former soccer player for Manchester United) was a legend. He would have gone down as one of the greatest had he not had one too many Hottie Girlfriend episodes.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have had sex with over thousand women. Wilt still holds the record for scoring the most points in a basketball game. It was 100 points. Without all the hottie girlfriends, he might have scored 200 points in a single game.

"Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome happens in activities other than sports. Bill Clinton had hottie girlfriend syndrome (I think Monica thought she was his girlfriend), which almost caused him to be impeached. Without Hottie Girlfriend syndrome, President Clinton would probably go down in the history as the one of the greatest presidents of all time. It could have been Washington, Lincoln and Clinton. But it didn't happen this way.

"Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome attacks super, duper performers in sports, politics, entertainment, education, business....

If Hillary wins, will she get "Hottie Boyfriend" syndrome? But will Hillary win the White House? It'll be a tough race, especially if Obama takes Putin's suggestion above and tells his supporters to wear Monica masks. How would Hillary react to the Monica masks?

What would Putin do if he won the President of U.S. Would he get "Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome as the master of the universe?

Hmm... that leads me to wonder if George Bush ever got the "Hottie Girlfriend" syndrome. Nah, I can't imagine that...

Huck Finn, Chairman, The Amerikan Party
"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People." TM