Queen Klutz   by Marti

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Queen Klutz - The Misadventures of a Very Clumsy Woman


This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I've broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached. I've had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn't write about this stuff being funny, I'd be in a rubber room.

Available as e-book and softcover.

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Who's talking about Queen Klutz?
  • Pro Blogger (Lots of great comments here!)
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  • Enrichment - The Money Blog
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  • Smartest Marketing Secrets
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  • Title Fight (Early work on the book - cool title scorer!)
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  • Write Stuff
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  • USA Deep South Humorists
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  • Miss Cellania
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  • Mommybloggers
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  • I am a happy, happy girl today!
    I did my first interview!
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  • Liz Strauss of Successful Blog was kind enough to bestow the honor of being a Successful Outstanding Blogger upon me, and give me my second interview!
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  • Beth Boswell Jacks has generously featured my book in the Fall Edition of USA Deep South!
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  • Bayou Bill is a wonderful writer in his own right, and a charitable soul, a wonderful advocate for fellow writers. He has promoted some books on his blog and graciously included mine.
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  • Featured item at The Writer's Buzz!
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  • Books and Random Thoughts Review
    How many of us can truly say that our lives would make a good sitcom? Maybe it's more in the telling than the actual events themselves, but there's good comedy in Marti Lawrence's life. That is, if it's not happening to you.

    If these things have happened to you, and you've managed to retain your sense of humor, well then, you've got a great book!
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  • Groovy Old Lady
    Marti's book is hilarious and it has short, easy-to-read chapters, so it makes a great "bathroom reading" book. I know you'll all want a copy!
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Reviews 

My Shelf

"In self-deprecating humor, Marti Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as "DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend - one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny."

Jennifer Akers, Reviers MyShelf. com
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  • Lip-Sticking

    "Marti Lawrence's book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It's a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman's sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."

    Yvonne DiVita
    President, Windsor Media Enterprises
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  • Buzelle

    This one took some time for me to write. I think I was just plain envious. This, folks, is one funny lady. It seems that she has been there and back again and still managed to laugh. I loved it! Darn her!

    Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. These are her essays on the things she has; I don't know how to say it, lived. This is some lady and she is more funny than most stand up comics.

    LOL! Oh yes, Buzzable and Buzzalicious!

    Buzzy
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  • Books and Random Thoughts

    How many of us can truly say that our lives would make a good sitcom? Maybe it's more in the telling than the actual events themselves, but there's good comedy in Marti Lawrence's life. That is, if it's not happening to you.

    If these things have happened to you, and you've managed to retain your sense of humor, well then, you've got a great book!

    Lori L.
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Cool lens! That's one very expensive french fry :-)

Posted March 25, 2007

Look who made this lens!

Marti

Marti

I am a humor columnist writing about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, having kids, life and love.

I have a blog filled with the comically tragic stories o...

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