Quiz: Are You A Redneck?
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Quiz: Are You A Redneck?
Everyone knows that Rednecks are out there so do we really need a quiz to locate them? After all a Redneck is pretty easy to spot.
They have a yard filled with broken down vehicles and knee high grass. Their lawn mower is always broken and gosh knows what happened to the one that they borrowed from Uncle Ralph. They aren't afraid of hard work, or a heck of a good party, and they usually have a whole mess of relatives hanging out in the backyard.
Redneck's gather around the T.V. each week to watch the drawing of the lottery numbers and plan out each spring by what the gopher predicts will happen on Ground Hog Day. They believe in country, God, and mom's homemade apple pie. Ninety percent would marry their cousin if they were allowed. Oh, and their dog is usually named Lucky.
So the big question is: Are you a Redneck? There are definite attributes, mannerisms, and traits, that will classify you as a Redneck. Take the Redneck quiz and discover if you are indeed a member of that elite and very distinct group of individuals known as Rednecks.
Rednecks are definitely a distinct breed of individual...
Are You A Redneck? The Quiz consists of 10 simple Questions.
Let's find out if you really are a Redneck. Ready...Set...Go....
Are you Redneck enough to wear the official Redneck hat?
Oooooh la la now this looks like Redneck type stuff...
Oooh la la a shotglass display cabinet...
Large 72 Shot Glass / Shooter Display Case Cabinet Rack Holder-Glass Door, Mirror Back-Black Finish (SC13-BL)
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Hey having a few shot glasses hanging around the old house is always a good idea. You never know when you are going to be toasting an engagement, a new baby, or a promotion at work. Shot glasses come in mighty darn handy indeed.
How to start a shot glass collection
An attractively displayed shot glass collection can greatly enhance any den, game room, or bar area. Lighthearted and cheerful these tiny glasses can add character to an otherwise humdrum room. Each little glass carries it's own unique message and history. Generally decorated with humorous drinking quips, or carrying the name of the bar, restaurant or town where they originated from....read the full article.
NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DISPLAY THEM?
The nicest part of owning a shot glass collection is the ease in which these many tiny little glasses can be displayed. Whether they are set out in pairs, groups, an entire collection, or one glass at a time, they brighten and enhance a bar area, den or game room like no other item can....read the full article.
Time to add up your points and tell me your score ... are you a Redneck?
If you rated 'Redneck' on 5 or more of these questions, than you are indeed a Redneck, 3 - 4 and you are a border line Redneck.
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egosney78
Jan 19, 2012 @ 2:34 pm | delete
- Got em all wrong... phew!
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rauspitz
Jan 1, 2012 @ 3:19 pm | delete
- I am borderline but I'm getting there.
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MareeT
Dec 21, 2011 @ 5:04 pm | delete
- Great fun!
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glowchick
Nov 3, 2011 @ 7:05 am | delete
- Well the good news~ I'm flunked the test :-)
Had fun taking though!
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Boradryn
Oct 31, 2011 @ 12:57 am | delete
- I guess maybe I outgrew it. I remember most all of them when I was a kid, but very few apply now. Only got 30%. Still borderline, but improving. (I think that's improving?! Not according to my cousins, though.)
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Boradryn
Oct 31, 2011 @ 1:30 am | delete
- OK, so I went and took the test with answers remembered from youth. Got 100%. Guess I really was a redneck at one time. LOL
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Aquavel
Sep 21, 2011 @ 6:08 am | delete
- I'm not a redneck but love the shot glass! I too need to load up on that road kill. Fun quiz!
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punkgrinder
Sep 11, 2011 @ 4:55 am | delete
- Dear God, i am borderline. I have to seriously reassert my life :) Very funny Quiz!
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kl2534
Aug 30, 2011 @ 9:03 am | delete
- I was once but after 10 years of rehab I'm better now. Really I am.
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CruiseReady
Aug 13, 2011 @ 5:48 am | delete
- Oh, do I ever know one of these! Fun quiz. Got a 1.
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Stazjia
Aug 7, 2011 @ 7:29 am | delete
- I got zero but I'm English and don't actually know what a redneck is although, after taking the quiz, I've got a bit of an idea. Great quiz.
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grannysage
Jun 30, 2011 @ 10:53 pm | delete
- Hi, I am grannysage and I am a recovering redneck. Was married to one for 24 years and can really relate to living next door to relatives. My kids always said, "I don't like what's for supper, I'm going over to grandma's house." A good time was looking at tractors at the state fair. I still eat on the couch tho....doesn't everyone?
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WebaliciousGuides
May 19, 2011 @ 4:43 pm | delete
- I scored 10% - the only one I said yes to was "Are Your Neighbors Also Your Relatives?". Well, my sister and her family live just across the road from me...
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Wedding_Mom
May 16, 2011 @ 5:10 pm | delete
- I got a one and that is too close for comfort for me!!! lol
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ajgodinho May 11, 2011 @ 1:10 am | delete
- LOL, I enjoyed this lens and your quiz, but got a big zero...I guess in this case, it's a good thing! :)
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Cumberland
May 10, 2011 @ 5:51 pm | delete
- I grew up Rednek, but I guess I'm out of practice. Only got 6 of 10, but I reckon 50% ain't bad.
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A-Redneck
Jul 25, 2011 @ 7:29 am | delete
- That qualifies you to officially call yourself a redneck.
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miss_marple May 9, 2011 @ 7:20 pm | delete
- I think I'd better call cousin Bubba for help. You have some interesting things on here.
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Ramkitten
May 6, 2011 @ 8:52 am | delete
- I failed miserably, which, in this case, is a GOOD thing. Not even close to redneck here.
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sukkran
May 5, 2011 @ 10:45 am | delete
- got 10% only. very interesting quiz.
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ArcAngel#572
Apr 29, 2011 @ 9:18 am | delete
- Well, look's like I'm just your " 'Average' Border line Redneck". Dang-it... Must have come up in the world... MERCY!! ;)
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magicgeniewishlist
Apr 12, 2011 @ 9:07 pm | delete
- 1 out of 10... I have 3 kids. Nope, not me. Very funny though, loved it, well done!
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kitty222
Apr 10, 2011 @ 12:41 pm | delete
- LOL! I've always wondered whether having five vehicles qualified me as a redneck or a used car salesperson. And I'm pretty sure my uncle is a redneck.
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jptanabe
Apr 7, 2011 @ 2:00 pm | delete
- Well I only got a 2, but a bunch of the folks down the road look like they'd qualify alright!
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Who else but a Redneck has a fishing rod collection?
Kind a brings a tear to the old eye doesn't it?
Bass Fishing Rod Rack
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You can keep all your favorite fishing rods out on display with this handy fishing rod display rack. You know the rods I am talking about....that special one that got you the big one with, and the one that you bet with Uncle Vinnie on, oh and don't forget the one that you dug out of the duck pond last year...
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Yep...just beautiful.
Rush Creek Log Cabin Style Spinning Rod Rack
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You know that this is gonna make somebody an absolutely perfect gift when it gets all wrapped up for em'. Aw heck, forget the gift idea thing, just go ahead and get one for yourself.
They usually have quite a few fishing lures around too...
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Redneck People Names - Redneck Pet Names

A rather amusing bit of trivia concerning Redneck names is that most of them will sound just as good on the pet as they do on the owner. Names like Duke, Daisy, Rufus, Angel, Dakota, and Misty can be applied to both man and beast alike. Yep, it is something that only a Redneck would think of doing...
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It's all just part of the Redneck lifestyle......
Why mosquitoes are attracted to some people more than others...

If it seems that mosquitoes seek you out more often than they do other individuals, well you may not be imagining things, they really may find you to be a more attractive target than the fellow standing next to you.
When searching for their next meal mosquitoes are definitely more attracted to some people than they are to others. Specific individuals are sought out, and dined on much more frequently than their counterparts.....Why mosquitoes are attracted to some people more than others.
Rednecks just have a different way of looking at things....
Foods That Cause Flatulence
We are human, and being human means that every now and then we are going to produce a little air within us that sooner or later, is going to have to be released. Flatulence occurs and it is something that we shouldn't have to feel ashamed of.
Foods that are difficult for the body to digest are very likely to produce gas as a byproduct. It's just a fact that we can't get around, or ignore, especially when we are out and about in a public place...Foods That Cause Flatulence.
Redneck shopping?
Flirtation signals that encourage the opposite sex
Flirting just isn't a skill that most of us were born with, or one that we were generally taught as we aged, so learning to flirt can take a little practice to get right.
It is also not an exact science, so it may take a little time to learn how to flirt effectively, and to learn to identify the signs when someone is flirting back at you........Flirtation signals that encourage the opposite sex.
Where do Rednecks go for coffee? A Redneck Restaurant of course...
Officially opened April 18,2008 by Audra and Kevin Wallace, The Rocky Mountain Redneck Company Cafe features two full menus, and is open Monday to Friday from 8 a.m. till 4 p.m. and Saturday from 9 a.m. till 2 p.m.
They are the downtown hot spot where you will find the local Rednecks stretching out their legs, telling tall tales, and relaxing with a nice hot cup of Audra's finest coffee. But you can check out the Rocky Mountain Redneck Company Cafe right here!
Hmmm...Redneck coffee mug?
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Let Your Endorphins Out To Play
When you participate in pleasurable activities like smiling, laughing, exercising or playing, your brain does an amazing thing and releases a little chemical message known as an endorphin.
These endorphins are feel good messages that have the power to actually remove physical and emotional pain. They travel down the spine, and then throughout your body, sending a feeling of well being as they go. These endorphins not only have the ability to relieve pain but they also have the power to make you feel happy. So remember to take time to play - It really is important.
Take time to play - It really is important.
Is there a little bit of Redneck way back in your family history?
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RenaissanceWoman2010
Sep 14, 2011 @ 7:39 pm | delete
- Didn't quite make it into the Redneck Club yet. I'll have to start collecting some roadkill. :-)
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CruiseReady
Aug 13, 2011 @ 5:49 am | delete
- Rednecks are for real.
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Ramkitten
May 6, 2011 @ 8:53 am | delete
- I used to live in Appalachia, which is redneck country. My husband and I stuck out like a sore thumb, but they really were some of the nicest people. They laughed at themselves and didn't mind that we laughed with them.
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EverydayMiracles
Apr 25, 2011 @ 11:32 pm | delete
- I really love these lenses. They are always good for a laugh! Thanks! :)
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magicgeniewishlist
Apr 12, 2011 @ 9:08 pm | delete
- Fantastic lens, thanks for the laugh. Loved it!
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GetSillyProductions Mar 31, 2011 @ 5:25 pm | delete
- cool quiz, great self-test
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poutine
Mar 8, 2011 @ 4:52 pm | delete
- funny, I got 0% in the quiz....
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greenkat
Feb 13, 2011 @ 11:28 am | delete
- Funny!
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leathersleepersofa
Dec 13, 2010 @ 2:09 am | delete
- Nice lens
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dryder
Nov 18, 2010 @ 6:47 pm | delete
- good laugh ... excellent!
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WouldntUlike2know
Oct 30, 2010 @ 8:33 pm | delete
- funny stuff. great job
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WildFacesGallery
Oct 21, 2010 @ 5:10 pm | delete
- Very fun though apparently I'm not a redneck. Not that that's news. :) I'm more country hick than redneck.
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momto4
Feb 25, 2010 @ 9:32 pm | delete
- What a fun quiz! Thanks for the laugh! I needed that!
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noxid25
Feb 20, 2010 @ 9:53 am | delete
- Fun lens! I have some redneck shirts on my cafepress store you might like.
5 stars. :) http://www.cafepress.ca/smartassgear4u/6813705
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Jesse Geddes
Feb 19, 2010 @ 11:26 am | delete
- I definitely am a redneck..... I blame it on my parents. haha
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24websurf Feb 11, 2010 @ 12:09 pm | delete
- When I grow up I wanna be a Redneck!
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The-Java-Gal Feb 10, 2010 @ 11:56 pm | delete
- Its official. Your test assured me I am not a redneck. Fun quiz!
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Jewelsofawe
Feb 10, 2010 @ 3:34 pm | delete
- I got 2 out of 10, so I think that means I am not a redneck
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