Quiz: Are You A Redneck?

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Quiz: Are You A Redneck?

Everyone knows that Rednecks are out there so do we really need a quiz to locate them? After all a Redneck is pretty easy to spot.

They have a yard filled with broken down vehicles and knee high grass. Their lawn mower is always broken and gosh knows what happened to the one that they borrowed from Uncle Ralph. They aren't afraid of hard work, or a heck of a good party, and they usually have a whole mess of relatives hanging out in the backyard.

Redneck's gather around the T.V. each week to watch the drawing of the lottery numbers and plan out each spring by what the gopher predicts will happen on Ground Hog Day. They believe in country, God, and mom's homemade apple pie. Ninety percent would marry their cousin if they were allowed. Oh, and their dog is usually named Lucky.



So the big question is: Are you a Redneck? There are definite attributes, mannerisms, and traits, that will classify you as a Redneck. Take the Redneck quiz and discover if you are indeed a member of that elite and very distinct group of individuals known as Rednecks.


 

Rednecks are definitely a distinct breed of individual...

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Are You A Redneck? The Quiz consists of 10 simple Questions.

Let's find out if you really are a Redneck. Ready...Set...Go....

Are you Redneck enough to wear the official Redneck hat?

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Oooooh la la now this looks like Redneck type stuff...

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Oooh la la a shotglass display cabinet...

Large 72 Shot Glass / Shooter Display Case Cabinet Rack Holder-Glass Door, Mirror Back-Black Finish (SC13-BL)

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Hey having a few shot glasses hanging around the old house is always a good idea. You never know when you are going to be toasting an engagement, a new baby, or a promotion at work. Shot glasses come in mighty darn handy indeed.

How to start a shot glass collection

An attractively displayed shot glass collection can greatly enhance any den, game room, or bar area. Lighthearted and cheerful these tiny glasses can add character to an otherwise humdrum room. Each little glass carries it's own unique message and history. Generally decorated with humorous drinking quips, or carrying the name of the bar, restaurant or town where they originated from....read the full article.

NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DISPLAY THEM?

The nicest part of owning a shot glass collection is the ease in which these many tiny little glasses can be displayed. Whether they are set out in pairs, groups, an entire collection, or one glass at a time, they brighten and enhance a bar area, den or game room like no other item can....read the full article.

Time to add up your points and tell me your score ... are you a Redneck?

If you rated 'Redneck' on 5 or more of these questions, than you are indeed a Redneck, 3 - 4 and you are a border line Redneck.

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Redneck signs or signs that you are a Redneck?

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The latest Redneck news...

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Who else but a Redneck has a fishing rod collection?

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Kind a brings a tear to the old eye doesn't it?

Bass Fishing Rod Rack

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You can keep all your favorite fishing rods out on display with this handy fishing rod display rack. You know the rods I am talking about....that special one that got you the big one with, and the one that you bet with Uncle Vinnie on, oh and don't forget the one that you dug out of the duck pond last year...

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Yep...just beautiful.

Rush Creek Log Cabin Style Spinning Rod Rack

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You know that this is gonna make somebody an absolutely perfect gift when it gets all wrapped up for em'. Aw heck, forget the gift idea thing, just go ahead and get one for yourself.

They usually have quite a few fishing lures around too...

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Redneck People Names - Redneck Pet Names

A rather amusing bit of trivia concerning Redneck names is that most of them will sound just as good on the pet as they do on the owner. Names like Duke, Daisy, Rufus, Angel, Dakota, and Misty can be applied to both man and beast alike. Yep, it is something that only a Redneck would think of doing...

You may also notice that many of the typical Redneck names are actually those of favorite alcoholic beverages....Redneck People Names - Redneck Pet Names.

It's all just part of the Redneck lifestyle......

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Why mosquitoes are attracted to some people more than others...

If it seems that mosquitoes seek you out more often than they do other individuals, well you may not be imagining things, they really may find you to be a more attractive target than the fellow standing next to you.

When searching for their next meal mosquitoes are definitely more attracted to some people than they are to others. Specific individuals are sought out, and dined on much more frequently than their counterparts.....Why mosquitoes are attracted to some people more than others.

Rednecks just have a different way of looking at things....

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Foods That Cause Flatulence

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We are human, and being human means that every now and then we are going to produce a little air within us that sooner or later, is going to have to be released. Flatulence occurs and it is something that we shouldn't have to feel ashamed of.

Foods that are difficult for the body to digest are very likely to produce gas as a byproduct. It's just a fact that we can't get around, or ignore, especially when we are out and about in a public place...Foods That Cause Flatulence.

Redneck shopping?

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Flirtation signals that encourage the opposite sex

Flirting just isn't a skill that most of us were born with, or one that we were generally taught as we aged, so learning to flirt can take a little practice to get right.

It is also not an exact science, so it may take a little time to learn how to flirt effectively, and to learn to identify the signs when someone is flirting back at you........Flirtation signals that encourage the opposite sex.

Where do Rednecks go for coffee? A Redneck Restaurant of course...

Officially opened April 18,2008 by Audra and Kevin Wallace, The Rocky Mountain Redneck Company Cafe features two full menus, and is open Monday to Friday from 8 a.m. till 4 p.m. and Saturday from 9 a.m. till 2 p.m.

They are the downtown hot spot where you will find the local Rednecks stretching out their legs, telling tall tales, and relaxing with a nice hot cup of Audra's finest coffee. But you can check out the Rocky Mountain Redneck Company Cafe right here!

Hmmm...Redneck coffee mug?

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Think Happy-Be Happy

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Let Your Endorphins Out To Play

When you participate in pleasurable activities like smiling, laughing, exercising or playing, your brain does an amazing thing and releases a little chemical message known as an endorphin.

These endorphins are feel good messages that have the power to actually remove physical and emotional pain. They travel down the spine, and then throughout your body, sending a feeling of well being as they go. These endorphins not only have the ability to relieve pain but they also have the power to make you feel happy. So remember to take time to play - It really is important.

Take time to play - It really is important.

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Is there a little bit of Redneck way back in your family history?

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There is just nothing like a Redneck.........

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Redneck type stuff... 

River's Edge Antler Magazine Rack

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Rednecks are pretty darn good at recycling stuff that most other folks would just toss out.

Just wonderfully romatic... 

Redneck Wine Glass

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Absolutely beautifully romantic for a candle light dinner party don't you think?

There is a lot of country charm out there... 

Rivers Edge Products Antler Salt and Pepper and Napkin Holder

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Rednecks see beauty in places where other folks may not.