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Top 8 Best Quotes from the TV Series Seinfeld

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The show whose Series finale was watched by more than 76 million people is one of the most quoted shows in the history of television. A show that touted itself about 'nothing' became 'something' to a number of people. Like Friends, I used to come home from school and watch Seinfeld in syndication. It was one of my favorite shows to watch instead of doing my homework when I got home from school.

In this page, I've compiled a number of the funniest and most quotable Seinfeld quotes. There are also a number of other goodies here for you to enjoy.

Some of the videos of the quotes that I wanted to include were not available for embedding, so I have supplied the link to the YouTube video of it. As well, please feel free, in the comments, to talk about any of the quotes I didn't include in this lens.

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'Seinfeld's' Jason Alexander apologizes for gay slur
By David Eckstein It looks like Michael Richards now has company in the "Seinfeld" alums who apologize for offensive comments group. Jason Alexander, who played George Costanza in the long-running comedy, is saying "I'm sorry," this after he called ...
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But Maher is not quite as renowned as the comedian some people assumed would invest in the Mets: Jerry Seinfeld, whose wealth and love of the Mets are considerable. Maher said he watched the 1986 World Series with Seinfeld and other comedians at a ...
The End of 'Seinfeld'
By Chris Heath The 180th and final episode of Seinfeld, to be broadcast on May 14th, was scheduled to be filmed over nine days, from March 31st to April 8th. Rolling Stone was there the whole time ? for more than 100 hours on set ? watching.
QA: Former NBC honcho offered Jerry Seinfeld over $100 million for one more ...
Overseeing it all was Warren Littlefield, President of Entertainment, who has compiled a behind-the-scenes account of how Thursday night mainstays like "Seinfeld,"' "Cheers" and "ER" all almost got the quick hook in his new book, "Top of the Rock.
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George: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Pretty woman: I'm Victoria, Hi!

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The YouTube user who uploaded the clip of this video does not allow embedding. As such, here's a link to the video on YouTube: George Costanza Does the Opposite.

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Babu Bhatt: You very bad man. A very, very bad man.
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"No soup for you!"

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The YouTube user who uploaded the clip of this video does not allow embedding. As such, here's a link to the video on YouTube: The Best of the Soup Nazi.

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Kramer: What-delay industries?
Elaine: No. Vandelay!
George: Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
Kramer: No, you're way, way, way off!
George: No, say... Vandelay! Say... Vandelay Industries!
Kramer: No problem, no problem.
Jerry: And you want to be my latex salesman.

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The YouTube user who uploaded the clip of this video does not allow embedding. As such, here's a link to the video on YouTube: The Latex Salesman.

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"Helloooo..."

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...And probably the most famous Seinfeld quote ever...

This quote is so recognizable that just saying it in conversation will almost elicit a laugh in any social situation (at least for those who used to watch Seinfeld, which is a fair majority of people). I hope you've enjoyed this journey through Seinfeld quotes with me and I really hope you enjoy this last one (a compilation of all the characters saying this most quotable quote from Seinfeld).
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
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Any quotes from Seinfeld that you think I missed?

  • davespeed Dec 3, 2011 @ 10:34 pm | delete
    I came home, got on the computer, logged into squidoo and yada, yada, yada, I found this great Seinfeld lens.
  • hunksparrow May 6, 2011 @ 9:31 pm | delete
    It was awesome reliving some classic moments from Seinfeld on this lens. The "Hello" episode is one of my favorites and my friends and I still mimic it.
  • Tipi Apr 17, 2011 @ 9:42 pm | delete
    I'd say that you are right on top of things!
  • RenaissanceWoman2010 Mar 27, 2011 @ 10:15 pm | delete
    Great fun! I can't think of any that you missed. Enjoyed it.
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