Ron Weasley Quotes

"Are you really Harry Potter?"

"What did you expect, turnips?" ~ to Harry about Christmas presents

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

"His name's Scabbers and he's useless, he hardly ever wakes up. Percy got an owl from my dad for being made a prefect, but they couldn't aff - I mean, I got Scabbers instead." about his pet rat

"Whatever house I'm in, I hope she's not in it" on Hermione

"Snape's Head of Slytherin House. They say he always favors them."

"But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoy'll be able to do is send sparks at each other. Neither of you knows enough magic to do any real damage."

"You do it, then, if you're so clever," Ron snarled. ~ to Hermione

"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" ~ to Hermione

"When they say every flavour, they mean every flavour [Every Flavour Beans] - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a bogey-flavoured {booger-flavored US] one once."

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"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."

"I think she's trying to read the whole library before Christmas."

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"Let me at him. I don't care, I don't need my wand, I'm going to kill him with my bare hands."

"Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born - you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards - like Malfoy's family - who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood."

"Eat slugs, Malfoy," said Ron. [Later on in the book it's Ron who eats slugs when he points his wand mistakenly at himself]

"You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. "You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan club."

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"But you passed your exam with three hundred and twenty per cent!"

"I'd hate to see what the Ministry'd do to me if I blew up my aunt. Mind you, they'd have to dig me up first, because Mum would've killed me."

"If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!"

"How about a nice book?" said Ron innocently. ~ to Hermione

"You bought that Monster?" said Ron, his mouth hanging open. ~ to Hermione about her cat, Crookshanks

"It's this sweetshop," said Ron, a dreamy look coming over his face, "where they've got everything ... Pepper Imps - they make you smoke at the mouth - and great fat Chocoballs full of strawberry mousse and clotted cream, and really excellent sugar quills, which you can suck in class and just look like you're thinking what to write next - "

"GET OFF, YOU STUPID ANIMAL!" ~ to Crookshanks the cat

"You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?" ~ to Snape about Hermione

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"Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again ..."

"That'll change the world, that report will. Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, cauldron leaks."

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident ... shame his mother likes him ..."

"I'll go starkers before I put that on."

"Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humour, would he? Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy."

"Right little ray of sunshine, aren't you? You and Professor Trelawney should get together some time."

"Couldn't remember all the goblin rebels' names, so I invented a few. It's all right, they're all called stuff like Bodrod the Bearded and Urg the Unclean, it wasn't hard."

"There you go, Harry! You weren't being thick at all - you were just showing moral fibre!"

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"You should write a book, translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing. I ... must ... not ... look ...like ... a ... baboon's ... backside."

"Doctors? Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they're healers."

"Hermione, are you going to stop telling Harry off and listen to Binns, or am I going to have to take my own notes."

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"How d'you spell 'belligerent'?" said Ron, shaking his quill very hard while staring at his parchment. "It can't be B - U - M -"

"I never promised Hermione anything," Ron mumbled. "I mean, all right, I was going to go to Slughorn's Christmas party with her, but she never said... just as friends... I'm a free agent..."

"Oh, she was perfect, obviously," said Ron, before Hermione could answer. "Perfect deliberation, divination, and desperation or whatever the hell it is - we all went for a quick drink in the Three Broomsticks after and you should've heard Twycross going about her - I'll be surprised if he doesn't pop the question soon-"

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"Only if you were prat enough to go dancing around, waving it over your head and singing, "I've got an unbeatable wand, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough." As long as you kept your trap shut -"

"I always said he was mental. Brilliant, and everything, but cracked. Leaving Harry an old Snitch - what the hell was that about?"

"How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?"

"Blimey, Neville, there's a time and place for getting a smart mouth."

"And what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts is so important?"

"Don't let it worry you...It's me. I'm extremely famous."

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