Understanding These Quotes?!?!

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Quotes, Quotes and More Quotes

Quotes mean to be more enlightened and to come out of a reading experience more experienced and knowledgeable. So basically this lens's purpose is to just have a good time reading quotes. Quotes are very important to me. Whenever I hear something that is worth remembering, whether it has a life long meaning or if it just gives me a good laugh I jot it down and save it. And don't worry of course I included the funny ones, and the homemade ones, and..., and... So go ahead feast your eyes and brain on some magnificent quotes.

The List (duhn duhn duhnnnnnnn)

"Dis are dey" as Ter Borchet would say it in Maximum Ride the novel. And these are the featured quotes that will just give you a good razzle-tazzle, you dippo-hippo.
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Emo Phillips
  • DUDE, Obama condoms!!! That's the ultimate stimulus package!!! -My Friend's Brother's Friend
  • All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Looooooooooove Quotes (Love Quotes)

These are the heartfelt, sometimes sweet love quotes. These can also have a bit of a weird or nasty side to them also.

A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven.
-Boethius

All mankind love a lover.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
-Richard Bach

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
-Plato

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
-George Bernard Shaw

Fortune and love favor the brave.
-Ovid

LIfe Quotes

LIfe Yo LIfe (AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH) So keep on taking the paper just life yo life..... Life quotes such great, life inspiring things to speak to the world. These are my favorite ones beside the funny ones, because they can give you one or more values to help you live your live as a better person, to help yourself and our planet innovate and learn more.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
-Charles Darwin

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
-Mark Twain

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. (Thats the sad part)
-William Wallace

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
-Richard Bach

I love life because what more is there.
-Anthony Hopkins

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
-John Burroughs

Life is never easy for those who dream.
-Robert James Waller

A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
-Stewart Alsop

Science Quotes

Bill NyeBILL, BILL, BILL, BILL Bill Nye the Science Guy!!!! The quotes that are related to science can sometime have quite a deep meaning and with new discoveries being made every day this list will always grow and grow with the newly inspired thinkers.

A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.
-Edward Teller

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
-Alan Perlis

Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
-Mary Kay Ash

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
-Jay Leno

Funny and Non-Famous/Homeade Quotes

Hardy Har Har!! We all love a good laugh and it has been proven to help people live longer.

I don't know about you but my b--- switch is always turned on.
-Darius K.

IT"S THE LADIES!!!
-Bryan

Flirtatious??? More like dumbatious!!!
-Chris M.

This thing can kill death.
-My friend's little brosky.

This is how my mom would cook it--if she knew how to cook.
-Unknown

When love is true, it finds its way...
-Unknown

Ya... He went to jail 'caus he slapped a hooker.
"Platypus"

Obama condoms!!! That's the ULTIMATE stimulus package!!!

Have Any Quotes You Want Featured?

  • limited279 Feb 14, 2012 @ 1:35 am | delete
    Today is the first day of the rest of your life! My mother used to always say that when I was feeling down. (God rest her soul)
  • Mauhro Jan 5, 2012 @ 10:28 am | delete
    Great quotes.
  • mennella Jan 4, 2012 @ 3:15 am | delete
    i loves quotes! nice!
  • Inkhand Jan 4, 2012 @ 12:45 am | delete
    A funny lens, it seems that there is a quote for every occasion.
  • squidooGUROO Jan 3, 2012 @ 9:45 pm | delete
    I enjoyed it. what about sport quotes ?
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