Raccoon Pictures: Too Cute!

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"Gimme all your tomatoes, and no one gets hurt."

Sometime after midnight, the wind chimes are jingling as if a little kid is playing with them.

I know what that means. Varmints. Backyard bandits. Smart, playful raccoons.

I hurry downstairs to say hello. Possibly with a garden hose, if they're after my veggies. I'm a soft touch, though, and they know it: I love raccoons.

Mama Raccoon noses her way up to the patio door and checks me out. I'm mindful of the fact that behind the cute and cuddly face, she is a wild animal. Mother raccoons are fierce. Also, some raccoons carry diseases.

But I'm fairly fluent in Raccoon body language, and this crew looks healthy, curious and watchful, not sickly or aggressive. I won't get too close, but I cannot resist playing nature photographer. (Although I need to learn how to use the red eye filter.)

Meet and Greet

Checking Out the Raccoon Family

Samhain, my cat, has discovered the raccoons by the time I fetch my camera.

Cat and raccoon

Samhain isn't sure whether to be afraid or chase them off. She watches intently.

Cat and raccoon

I send Sam up to her room for her safety, then open the door slowly. Say cheese, kids!

"Weren't you growing corn in this earlier? Where'd it go?"

young raccoons

Mama moves off to watch from the far side of the patio, which means she doesn't think me a threat. Obviously this is lesson time.

"Hey, could you open that tomato cage for me? There's this webbing stuff in the way."

picture of baby raccoon

"Or maybe I could get into the strawberry pot."

raccoon and strawberry pot

No, no, no. I growl and hiss, which is raccoon talk for "back off." Playtime's over, and anyway, it's not good to teach wild animals that humans are safe.

I stomp around and rescue my ripe tomatoes before the bandits figure out how to remove my makeshift possum proofing. The young raccoons climb a tree while Mama continues to monitor from the corner of the patio.

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This one is making it difficult for me to pretend I am a scary human. Eventually, I shoo her off. Or rather, up.

Now it's time for *drumroll* Raccoon Math!

How many raccoons are there?

One Raccoon...
One raccoon

Two Raccoons...
Two raccoons


Three Raccoons...
three raccoons

Four Raccoons...
four raccoons


Five Raccoons...
five raccoons

Wait, where's Mom?
five raccoons



"I'm right here, cubs."



Mama Raccoon decides it's time to go and chitters at them.

Sounds of Raccoons on My Patio

Too dark to see much until the end, unfortunately

Raccoons on My Patio
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Proper Raccoon Etiquette

Those pictures were taken with zoom, but still, I was too close, and I should've chased them off immediately.

Racoons pictures

Below is a good webpage on raccoons and raccoon safety.

Cute Raccoon Photo Gifts on Zazzle.com

(Other People's Raccoon Photos)

Cubs or Kits?

Q: Why are you calling baby raccoons "cubs"? Shouldn't it be "kits"?

A: "Kit" is perhaps more common, but "cub" is also used for young raccoons.

I've got "kit" fixed in my head as a baby fox to the point that it sounds odd to me to use it for a baby raccoon. However, I advise you to use "kit" for school papers, to avoid the teacher's red ink!

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  • MonikaWeise Aug 19, 2011 @ 5:36 pm | delete
    Great pictures!!! Loved this lens :0

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