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Clowns: the freakiest things on earth

KimberlyDawnWells by KimberlyDawnWells

When I was eight years old I asked for a clown poster for my birthday.  My aunt bought me one from the Barnum & Bailey circus. Ever since then, clowns have gone from fun to freaky.

Chucky doesn't scare me.  Saw doesn't scare me.  Even Leprechaun doesn't scare me.  But clowns?  *shudder*  True or true: the scariest movie ever would involve big clown toys peeking into windows at night.  Hrm...I should write that...
 

Scary, but Cheap, Clowns

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  • magicpantsjones Feb 16, 2009 @ 3:30 pm | delete
    Clowns never scared me, but I do think they have great creepiness potential. You may want to check out me clown crime blog, Spitzle the Clown.
  • cannedguds Oct 28, 2008 @ 8:55 pm | delete
    As I was reading this lens of yours, I remembered the movie "It" by Stephen King and yes, clowns really have me scared, too, just like you! Who would ever imagine something that is synonymous to child-like innocence and jolliness could be a thing of horror? Nevertheless, I still want to learn how to become a clown and scare kids the entertaining way, sort of....LOL!!! This is another lens of yours that I enjoyed reading! Hope you can make more awesome lenses like this!
  • thakidinme Apr 7, 2008 @ 11:00 am | delete
    I once thought clowns were CrEePy! Until I found the Wicked Clowns. Fan 4 Life of the Insane Clown Posse! Now I view clowns thru a different Lens (lol). Much Clown Love to all, and to all a Good Fright!
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  • Mar 24, 2008 @ 8:43 pm | delete
    I don't like clowns actually. I don't find them funny now scary.
  • Jodhiay Feb 17, 2008 @ 10:41 am | delete
    They've always scared me or at the very least, annoyed me. Cool lens: lots of people will agree with you, including me!
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