I Do Not Like Thongs!
But alas, tis only the fate of women to endure the nastiness that is today's underwear, that smelly little thing that they call the thong.
Now it would not be so bad if women could still find a selection of other choices out there, but the fashion industry has decided to design each pantie a little more like the thong, so now every other pantie out there also seems to disappear immediately from sight up into cheekville as soon as you put it on (Other than the granny pantie, which granny needs to hold her "depends" in place, so which they cannot mess with of course.)
Now I could give in to the fashion trend, just give up and wear the thong, but this just does not appeal to me. The thong just does not fit right on some people and I am one of them.
Lets face it a person can maybe get away with wearing a dress while wearing a thong, but as soon as you try to wear jeans or clam diggers that piece of cloth that is supposed to be designed to protect you seems magnetically drawn in the direction of the thong. Up it goes into that little creased area where the thong is, and it is suddenly creating an even tighter squish on the thin cord that now lies deeply impressed into your buttock cheeks, not a pretty sight......
Brrrrrrrrrrr! The mere thought causes me shivers of horror.
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If male underwear were designed alike that of ladies, and men forced to wear that little underwear item fondly referred to as a thong, you can bet the public outcry would be unparalleled!Manufacturers of male underwear would have their businesses burned and you would find the designers themselves hung out on corner barber posts much as the witches of Salem were previously burned at the stake for their crimes.
The thong is nothing more than a fancy name for female butt floss. That thing is not a pantie and I do not enjoy having my butt flossed! There is absolutely nothing sensual about pulling that string out from between the cheeks and getting a little whiff of its delightful aroma. Yuck!
I'm still trying to figure out who came up with the idea that this is attractive?
What's A Gal Gonna Do?
Well damn it I demand my right to be attractive! I want a bikini or a hipster pantie that actually covers my behind!I want to wiggle or squiggle around a little and actually look like I am wearing something other than a little string wedged up between my somewhat voluptuous buttcheeks.
I want to belly dance for my guy and not feel like I am slowly weaving the butt floss up and down while I am doing it! I want to really and truly be a sensuous woman as a sashay about in my undies!
I consider myself to be a very sensual woman. I am plus sized but my curves are well balanced, and although I'm inching up on fifty, I still see heads turn as I walk by. That makes me feel pretty good.
Problem is that I would like to feel just as sexy in my underwear as I feel fully dressed.
I love to see the look in my guys eyes as I undress in the evening. Lately though, the feeling that I am as sexy as I could be has not been much of an option. Bras are still as pretty as ever but the search for a decent pair of panties has become much more of a challenge.
I have been on the great underwear hunt for about a year and have more than $200.00 worth of rejects sitting in my upper dresser drawer. The problem is that thongs do not look good on me and I find them out and out right uncomfortable.
Unfortunately almost all ladies underwear today, excluding the granny pantie of course, are following this designer trend and are now being designed much narrower in the buttock region much alike the thong. What is a gal supposed to do..........
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My options right now are not good. I can have my underwear custom designed or I can create my own. I can modify the panties that I have already purchased into something that I can wear with some degree of dignity, or I can hunt the stores till I find that one or two pair of bikini pantie that are still designed in the old style, or I can continue wearing my few remaining pairs that are now almost threadbare.I don't want to look old and frumpy in a granny pantie. I want to be attractive too!
Somehow I will escape the dreaded idea that the thong is indeed the ultimate underwear and I will wear a pretty bikini or hipster pantie with its full buttock portion intact. It will happen even if it winds up that myself or some other group of rebelling women have to go into the manufacturing industry to accomplish this.
I feel kind of like Scarlet O'Hara as she holds her hand high and declares for all the world to hear, "As God is my witness........!"
So just for the record let me affirm my stance on the issue of thongs,"As God is my witness.......I will once again wear my sexy bikini panties with full butt portion intact. I will not wear that damn thong!"
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- Ladymermaid Ladymermaid Jul 22, 2009 @ 3:21 pm | in reply to RufusQuail
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- Jun 12, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
- I know guys who would take issue with describing a thong as "that smelly little thing." Some guys consider that a heavenly aroma. I guess it all depends on your mindset. You had me convinced until I saw those flirtation signals. They made me long for the thong.
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- poddys poddys Mar 16, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
- I think it depends on a woman's preference and also very much what shape she is. I don't think granny knickers are attractive on anyone, and things and boy shorts or boxers aren't on a lot of women either. Some things are best hidden, and others do look good on display, but over-displaying isn't good either. Comfort plays a big part - no point in wearing a thing if it's not comfortable for YOU! I love the humor in this lens. I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. 5*****, Favorited, and Lensrolled to my Humor lenses.
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- Catalysthere Catalysthere Sep 16, 2008 @ 4:35 am
- I'm Not sure Dan Raine would agree with this (he is famous among other things, for his Pretty Pink Thong) but I think that this garment is the work of the devil and looks so ugly when trying to escape out of the back of female trousers when ladies sit down!! for this reason, I am featuring this lens on http://www.squidoo.com/groups/Socialpostingangel
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