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What on earth do you buy a redneck?

For non redneck folks, choosing the perfect gift for the redneck friend or family member can be a daunting task. It doesn't have to be difficult though! In fact, you may discover that rednecks, hillbillies, hicks and farmers are actually the easiest types of people to buy for!

Why? Well for starters they don't give a flying fart about fashion, the status quo, or what the Joneses have. Tacky? Perfect. Garish? They'll think it's real purty. This is the one person who will be happy with just about anything you can find in a Wal-Mart or Flea Market. Even better if they ain't afraid to break it or get it dirty doing all sorts of rednecky type things.

This page is a point in the general direction, since many of the perfect gifts aren't necessarily labelled "Redneck" even though they oughtta scream it! (Some of the suggestions are meant purely for entertainment, no offense intended if you are yourself a redneck!)

A Little Rough Around the Edges?

Rednecks love their hooch, beer, moonshine.... whatever beverage they enjoy when they let loose, it's bound to leave 'em feeling like they could sure use some good strong coffee to kickstart their morning the next day.

Enough Coffee mugAnother Day at The Office mugCowpoke Mug mug

Rednecks usually pass on the Double Tall Expresso non-fat mocha latte with soy and similar extra uppity ten-word-name kinds of coffee. Serve up your bottom dollar, warehouse priced extra strong and bitter value rocket fuel in true redneck style!

Add your own Redneck Saying mugDuct Taped Bubba Sign Travel Coffee Mug mugRated R Redneck mugCan't hide the Redneck Inside mugFunny Hillbilly Deluxe Name Tag Design mugChicken Eating Corn Shucking Redneck mug

Funny Coffee Mugs

Here are three amazingly funny coffee mugs that will make people laugh guaranteed! Not only do they hold your coffee and make people laugh, each of these serves another important function.

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Redneck Road Rage Horn

Y'all gotta gitcherself one of these! Funny Redneck horns let you express your true feelings and relieve stress when you're bothered by bad drivers! Just press the button to hear one of ten very colorful insults in a comical Southern twang!
Red Neck Horn

Red Neck Horn

Amazon Price: $6.86 (as of 06/03/2012)Buy Now

"Git the hell outta my way!"
"Put the cell phone down, x?!#@"
"Hey Hog Nuts who taught you how to drive!"
"What the hell was that maneuver?",
"What race are you in x?!#"
"Son of a bitch!"
Slow down x?!#@ Wallmarts open all night!".

(Button cell batteries included, 3 1/ 2 x 4 x 1/ 2)

Redneck Gifts You Can Make Yourself!

type=textFeeling crafty and creative? Here are a few quick n' easy gifts you can make if you happen to have some of these materials kickin' around the holler.

I figger y'all could make a tinkling wind chime out of just about anything. Old cutlery, wrenches, nuts n' bolts, old cans from chewing tobacco, beans or beer, just about anything that can clink, clang or clunk in suitable redneck fashion.

Flatware Chimes
Redneck Windchime with Gun Shells
Janis Joplin & Junk!

More Easy Redneck Junk Crafts

type=textWhip up one of these crafts in an afternoon with any mismatched, cheap and bendable cutlery you have laying around. The results are pretty amazing, and any redneck is sure to get a real hoot out of a personalized, handmade gift made just for them!
Kitchen Waste Crafts
Flatware Chandelier Tutorial
Silverware Lamp

Have any old grubby jeans kickin' around that could be recycled into something new?

Here are some great resources for repurposing or upcycling old jeans or other heavy fabrics into all kinds of things, many of which may appeal to a hard to buy for redneck.

Things to do with Old Jeans
Country Denim Placemats
Reuse Recycle and Repurpose Denim
Denim Pocket Purse

Crafts with used Shotgun Shells!

Jewellry Necklaces, Bracelets and Rings

Wild Crafting 1 a 44 page booklet by Texas Parks and Wildlife on all kinds of outdoorsy hunter type crafts!

and if that's not enough to keep you busy for a while, there's also a Wildcrafting II with even more hunting projects using shells, antlers, hides etc.

Some More Redneck Gift Ideas

These three lenses have a whole slew of funny redneck gag gifts and items for you to browse through, so mosey on over and have a look-see!
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Ever wonder What the .....?

This funny WTF stamp says everything you need to say in just three letters.
WTF? Red Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp - Model 9011

WTF? Red Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp - Model 9011

Amazon Price: $7.09 (as of 06/03/2012)Buy Now

How often does someone say something that makes you scratch your head and mutter "what the ...?" out loud?

This is the answer to the piles of garbage paperwork or poorly done assignments that cross your desk. Or the notices on a bulletin board that have everybody befuddled. Or photos from last year's staff christmas party that some people REALLY wish would just go away!

Fishing T-Shirts for the Redneck Fisherman

Rednecks and Fishing go together like ..... you tell me!

Whether he or she enjoys sportfishing with a rod and reel out on the water in a boat, or lazily casting from a sandy shore or a comfy lawn chair or stripping flies while out flyfishing, one of these tees is sure to please.

Sexy Fishing Girl - Size Matters shirtFish Head and Hook - Black and White shirtFunny Turtle Eater shirt

Old Smelly Fishermen shirt I LOVE it when MY WIFE lets me go fishing shirtHooked (on fishing) shirteat, sleep, fish shirtFunny Fishing Shirt Fishing Humor Fishing Bite Me shirtCall in Sick Fishing shirtFish Whisperer shirtQuit Bitching. Start Fishing shirt Size Definitely Matters shirtLife is always better when I'm fishing shirtLife Is SImple Fish T-shirt shirtPro Bass Fishing shirtI Would Rather Be Fishing shirtiFish shirtOn The Fly - Fisherman's Fly Pattern Bait shirtView other Fishing T-Shirts

Hunting T-Shirts for Hunters and Gun Enthusiasts

Hunting is of course another favorite redneck pasttime, since it involves being out in the boonies with a loaded rifle and usually some kind of muddy ATV. Git your favorite outdoorsman (or outdoorsy woman) a hunting shirt for whatever they happen to be targeting!

I Like Big Bucks shirtThe Beer Hunter shirtThe Buck Stops Here shirtRedneck Pocket Protectors shirtArchery 1 shirtMILF hunter with sexy woman target men's t-shirt shirt

Just for the ladies...

Real Girls Go Huntin' shirtStop Staring At My Rack shirtDon't Cha wish your girlfriend could hunt like me? shirt

Redneck Six pack!

These make the perfect six pack abs if ya ask me!
Camo Six-Pack Beer Holster Belt

Camo Six-Pack Beer Holster Belt

Amazon Price: $4.75 (as of 06/03/2012)Buy Now

Bring on the good times and captivate the ladies! This is a must have tool belt that any thirsty redneck will appreciate available in camo! Imagine having six brews at your fingertips!

Made of 100 cotton, beer holster measures 20 L and 5 H.
Easily extends to fit beer bellies up to 44 and holds both cans and bottles.

Redneck Doodle Speakers

These things are fan-freakin'-tastic if you ask me. Portable speakers that can be taken just about anywhere so your redneck friends can listen to banjo playing and honkytonk songs in total rebel style. Perhaps this is truly the gift for the trailer dweller that has everything?!

Camoflage - Army Green Camo Print Design doodleCan't Hide the Redneck Inside doodleBB Pellet Gun Ammo - Metal Sharps doodle
Acoustic Guitar Blue Expressions Doodle Speakers doodleRebel Truck Doodle doodleCool Jeans doodle

Funny Redneck Signs

Dozens of funny redneck signs are available, and it was hard to choose just five! Try a funny redneck street sign, available in plastic and metal versions with all kinds of sayings. Redneck, Trailer Trash, Git R done etc.

There are also many hilarious warning signs that work perfectly for protecting redneck properties, and a great selection of parking signs designed for rednecks, fishermen, hunters and 4x4 mudders.
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Small Gifts for the Frugal Shopper

around these parts we call 'em cheapskates & pennypinchers!

If you're a little light in the wallet lately and can't splurge on a T-shirt or hat, and you don't have time to make a gift, one of these smaller items might do the trick. This way you don't show up emptyhanded to the Beer-BQ and gift giving doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Keychains are a great choice - tuck one in the envelope with a funny redneck card!

I Heart Muddin keychain Keychain - Fishing Bob keychainGrunged Camoflage- Big Buck- Keychain keychainSexy Rebel Redneck Girl keychain Fishing Reel keychainRedneck Brick Wall keychain

Another good choice might be a couple fridge magnets
My Favorite Color is Camo magnetOutdoorsman Fleur-de-lis Magnet magnetArchery Target magnetWe Interrupt this Marriage for Hunting Season magnetBubba Redneck Rebel Flag Magnet magnet Gen U Wine Redneck magnet

Redneck your Tech

Here are some cool rednecky cases for your new fangdangled gadgets.

Ipad Sleeves!

Fish Jumping Black & White rickshawsleeveFunny Confederate Flag Redneck Ipad Sleeve rickshawsleeveFunny Cow Print rickshawsleeve

MacBook Sleeves!

Grunge Burnt Redneck Flag rickshawflapsleeveFunny Duct Tape Handyman Macbook Sleeve rickshawflapsleeve

Redneck Characters

This lens wouldn't be complete without spotlighting artwork created by talented cartoon artist Nate Owens who creates the most realistic redneck characters! Whether it's a toothless old coot, a farm hand in overalls, or redneck huntin' dogs and horses, each character captures what it is to be a redneck hillbilly perfectly.

Plumb Slap-Happy printWhat's Buggin' You? printMoving Target Mousepad mousepad The Legend mousepadThings are Looking Up! mousepad

Places to Find Rednecky Gifts

Whatcha lookin' for? Whatever it is, one of these places oughtta have it.

Confederate Flag items or Gifts for those who enjoy Fishing, Hunting, Beer Drinking, 4x4ing, Camping, and other redneck hobbies!

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Redneck Hillbillies Gift Shop

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I Love Mud and other Gifts

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Teepossible: America's Best History Gifts

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Bowfishing Gifts and T-Shirts

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Redneck Out, Y'all!

What do you think would be a good thing to make or buy for a redneck?

  • decay39 Feb 2, 2012 @ 6:56 pm | delete
    too funny. I love the lens.
  • Swisstoons Sep 22, 2011 @ 2:10 pm | delete
    Great stuff! My folks came from Switzerland. Guess that makes me a hillbilly, of sorts.
  • theonlineanswer Jul 7, 2011 @ 7:08 pm | delete
    Toothbrush? No, just kidding. :) Sorta... How about a tire for making a flower bed in front of their house? If they get a hankerin' they could even paint it with multiple colors - pink and purple for example
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