Redneck 101 - How to LOOK like a REDNECK!

Your hair is probably a mess, with or without one of those crazy mullet wigs. So you'll want to cover up some of your redneck hairdo. Here we have a purty selection of embroidered hats for the fancy schmancy rednecks, and some retro trucker style hats.

Both types are available in various colors and designs

Now that you have your head taken care of, we'll move on down south a little ways to the midsection. First up is a shirt of some kind. Not just any shirt, you need a shirt that screams redneck!


Guys are usually seen in a "wifebeater" described as being a white, stained tank top with sweat stains and healthy beer belly sticking out for summertime. A general purpose tee with a loud and proud, sorta tacky graphic on it with a rednecky feel to it works too. Something like one of these will do the trick. Now that's hawt!



Short or long sleeved Beer T-shirts, with a ratty, greasy lumber jacket is more suitable for cold weather, although if you've had some 'shine you won't notice the cold anyhow. Whatever you throw on when you wake up in the evening, splatter a little dab of barbecue sauce on there for good measure. Hooo-EEE!




For Ladies, a poorly fitting tube top that barely keeps the "girls" contained is a staple for the summer wardrobe. If you choose to wear a bra, make sure the straps are gaudy and show at all times. For the cooler months or special occasions when most folks would feel that a tubetop is not appropriate, you'll have to cover up a little. Try a tight fitting or short midriff-showing number, but make sure it features a large, rude, in your face style hoochie mamma saying on it. Work it, honey!


If none of those options appeal to you, then you can throw on one of these beauties. Show your southern heritage and redneck pride, while restraining those WO!manly charms. Anything labelled Redneck Woman, Redneck Girl, or even Rebel Chick will do the trick.


Click on any shirt to choose a style, size and color. Hoodies, T-shirts, tank tops, sweaters... you name it!




Southerners of both sexes like their fried green tomatoes and chicken fer sure... but they also like ribs. Pork ribs, beef ribs... it don't matter what as long as it's slathered in sauce and served up with generous amounts of beer. Here are some funny meat eater shirts for hungry rednecks.

Where there is food, there is usually drink. Sometimes there's even drink without the food around these parts, but we aint judgin' y'all!

Beer is the beverage of choice, but if you're thirsty just about anything will do. Homemade moonshine or hooch wine you made in the basement works well for the thrifty rednecks. Cheap whiskey or any strong liquor does the job much quicker if you're looking for a buzz, although it should come with a warning label. That stuff could peel the paint off that muscle car you've got sitting on blocks in the front yard!


We'll stick with beer n' wine

Liquid sunshine. Nectar of the gods. Lovely, beautiful beer and divine wine


If you're dressing up as a redneck for halloween, make sure you have at least one (pretend) beer on the go. Maybe a pack of chew in your front pocket. Dribble some spittle and brew on your chin and wipe it off with your t-shirt!

Redneck ties for dressy redneck guys!

Wear one of these redneck designs and show your Redneck Pride at this year's family Christmas dinner! Tie a southern confederate flag around your bubba sized neck, or show your love for liquid gold with our beer cap smileyface necktie. Whichever you chose, it is guaranteed to make an impression!





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Hat? Check.
T-shirt? Check.
Pants? uh, yeah you might want to grab some.

Hmmm.... now what else do we need to complete the whole redneck look we got goin' on so far?

Redneck Kids and Redneck Baby Tees and Sleepers

You'll need a gaggle of these l'il redneck buggers running around to be an authentic redneck. Make sure they are a little bit grubby and appear to be the offspring of cousins or at least from different fathers.


If you don't have your own redikins, kidlets or chitlins, (aka KIDS) maybe there's a new baby in the trailer park! Celebrate his or her redneckhood with one of these T-shirts designed for the smallest little rebel bubbas and redneck girls!

Every redneck has a few old dogs under the front porch. They are very effective doorbells, and great friends to have along with you on those beer runs and huntin' trips!

Redneck dogs oughtta have some big old buckteeth too!

Once you've got the hairdo and wardrobe issues sorted, you'll need something to get around in.

Rednecks are usually seen bootin' around town in a muddy 4x4 truck, a muscle car from the 70's that needs some serious work, or a rusted out truck held together with duct tape. Even better if you are flying the confederate flag, known around the world as the symbol for rednecks.

Dress up that redneck rocket with a bumper sticker to match your style!


Visit our Redneck Bumper Stickers lens for more!

Occasionally, our redneck rides need a little love to keep 'em on the road safely. Here's an example of a very effective tailgate fix.

If you don't have a big muddy 4x4, or a busted up truck that's tied or taped together... you can always mount a flag on your vehicle somewhere instead.

'cause ya knows ya need sum!

Some nifty magnets for yer beer fridge!

Gotcherself a redneck ride? Stick this on the keys!

Havin' a redneck party?.

Invite Betty Lou Thelma Liz and Bubba Joe to the trailer for a whole lotta celebratin' with one of these beee-U-tiful invites that you can customize however your little rebel heart desires!

And if y'all are gonna git hitched cuz ya knocked up the little lady, here are a couple southern style weddin' invites and save the date announcements splashed with a whole lotta redneck flavor. mmmmm good!

Just what the trailer park ordered! Here are some brand spankin' new cases for that fancy schmancy phone ya gots.

It ain't right to have the same old, same old... ya know? If you want to dress up your talking thingamajig with the red white and blue colors of the flag which has become THE symbol for rednecks all over, choose one of these beauties! Even better, any of them can be changed to add your own initials! (Of course, if ya wanna keep it with the RHB for Redneck Hillbillies we're ok with that too, but people might wonder.)


Redneck Technology (teck-naw-lah-jee) It's a big word, no worries if you can't read it, y'all.

...and if ya gots the hankerin to listen to some good ol' country tunes with your new fangdangled ipod, here are some redneck portable speakers for yas with a redneck design.

Bring a little redneckitude into your office with one of these designer mousepads

Plop one of these beauties on your desk for daytime drinkin'. (coffee, of course!)

Slap one of these address labels on your outgoing mail.

Instead of the same plain stamp everyone else is using, try one of these!
We'd be offering you some mighty fine rebel confederate flag postage if we could, but for some reason the US postal system deems it offensive. We're all about southern heritage, not hate - but apparently the USPS thinks being Redneck is a bad thing! Go figure! So here are some alternatives.