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What is a "redneck"? The latest Wikipedia describes a redneck as "a particular stereotype of whites from the Southern United States. The word can be used either as a pejorative or as a matter of pride, depending on context."
One man observes that, "Being a 'real' Redneck is so much more than driving a pick-up truck and naming your dog Bubba. A true Redneck does not feel the need to impress people with the outward trappings of superficial wealth and a real Redneck is perfectly comfortable in an Armani suit or a stained t-shirt." (Donald Burleson)
Understanding "Southern Talk" Without Living in Dixie
Leave Ur Note On a Napkin!
We appreciate ur visit! Wud luv to hear where ya'll are from! And leave ur pitcher, too.
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- captdale captdale Aug 29, 2007 @ 5:41 pm
- Tickles the funny bone. I'm a good redneck myself. Born and raised in Tampa, FL, I'm a hunter, saltwater fishing guide, have a fishing boat and an airboat..all good rednecks have airboats down here..doing gator hunting right now..love to gig frogs on the lakes...that's truely a redneck pastime!!
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- Forgiven Forgiven Aug 21, 2007 @ 9:18 am
- 5 Star lens! Please visit my faithography when you get time and rate it if you would.
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- KCStargazer KCStargazer Jul 24, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
- Burnin' kweshtyuns-
1. Duz possum grease make a gud har tonik or perfyoom?
2. Yer in Ingland, right? Whuddo they call Inglish "Rednecks"?
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- KCStargazer KCStargazer Jul 24, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
- A real hoot and a holler- left me in stitches! Had so durned much fun ah lensrolled ya'll to my own "country livin' lenses" - "Grandma's Magic Pan: Adventures in Cast Iron Cooking" and "Plumber's Butt: The Crack Epidemic" (thot you could use summore EXPOSURE - LOL).
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- KAM KAM Jun 11, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
- I enjoyed your lens, Areopagus! Terrific, entertaining content. Please come visit my Guarded True Secrets Of Master Hunters lens. Thanks.
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- GrillGirl GrillGirl Jun 5, 2007 @ 6:00 pm
- Great lens. Loved it. You might enjoy my Southern Road Kill Cooking page. I rolled you there. Figure we might have some common readers. I won't define common. Pitcher included as requested.
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- GrillGirl GrillGirl Jun 4, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
- Hey there. If can fig'r this out, I'm going to lens roll ya for my Road Kill Cooking. This spot is a hoot, and I'll betcha the folks that visit Road Kill will also love your space.
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- GrillGirl GrillGirl Jun 4, 2007 @ 7:43 am
- Can't believe anyone thinks we's gonna quit talkin' like we do. Probably think's we's gonna quit wearing big hair too.
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- CamBrown CamBrown Dec 1, 2006 @ 7:47 am
- Too funny! Maybe them Yankees will understand one day with more education like this. My cousin wrote the White Trash Cooking that you have featured and it's really and truly a work of art.
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- wineo wineo Oct 4, 2006 @ 10:00 pm
- Saweet like lemon and funna 's hell!
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- aGeekzSwapNmore aGeekzSwapNmore Oct 4, 2006 @ 2:27 pm
- hee lair ee us lens idea.. ;].. may i be the first to vote the city mngr of tuttlesville okie'homo to the redneck's hall o infamous please then? ;]].. i lived in okie'homo 14 yrs.. even born in tulsy town.. lets just say i deserve rednecks teases.. i earned it! kkk stickers on all payphones n all ;]
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- genglo genglo Oct 4, 2006 @ 2:09 pm
- hilarious!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
Most of these are attributed to Jeff Foxworthy
- You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
- You think a stock tip is advice on wormin' your hogs.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
- Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
- You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked, "You got any ID?" And you responded, "'Bout what, officer?'
- You can burp and say your name at the same time.
- You think Possum is "The Other White Meat."
- You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
Rednecks Dot TV
Rednecks TV Episode One
Check us out at: www.rednecks.tv Technology news by Redneck hosts, Bubba Taylor and A. Big Johnson. You will laugh till you cry at these two guys. Also available as an RSS feed and a video iPod subscription at www.rednecks.tv. The show is produced several times per week, and in some cases daily. It is one of the hottest new video podcasts on the web.
curated content from YouTube
Redneck Game Events
Held every year in Dublin, Georgia.
- The cigarette flip
- Bobbing for pig's feet
- Watermelon seed spitting
- Toilet seat throwing
- Mud pit belly flop
- Big hair contest
- Wet T-shirt contest
- Armpit serenade
- Bug zapping with spitballs
- Dumpster diving
- Hurling hubcaps
DVD's
Jeff Foxworthy - You Might Be a Redneck If... / Check Your Neck
Amazon Price: $10.99 (as of 01/05/2010) 
Redneck Zombies
Amazon Price: (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Comedy Roundup
Amazon Price: $9.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Comedy Roundup, Vol. 2
Amazon Price: $9.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
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Redneck [Region 2]
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Redneck Computer Terms
- BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
- BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
- BROWSER: What ya do when a purty gal walks by ya in the general store.
- BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.
- BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
- CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
- CHIP - Cow patties that you try not to step in!
- CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
- DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
- HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
- KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
- MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
- MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
- ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
- SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
- COLD BOOT - How yer boots are in winter when ya first put em on.
- SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.
- CURSOR - What some guys do when they're mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
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Kin U Reed?
- Redneck World Magazine
- Funny, humorous magazine for rednecks and other Americans.
- True Tales of the Redneck
- True Tales of the Home of Southern Fried Humor, September 2006.
Showing Ur Redneck Pride!
Certified RedNeck Sweatshirt
Price: 33.99
Everyone loves a Redneck Girl ~ Fitted T-Shirt
Price: 25.99
I'm a redneck and I vote 2.25" Magnet (10 pack)
Price: 23.98
I Love Dixie! Mug
Price: 12.99
Cookin' Up A Storm
- Drunk Chicken - The Finest drunk chicken beer can chicken cooker on the planet.
- Cook great drunk chicken with Buster's Drunk Chicken Beer Can Chicken Cooker.
- Barbeque U :: The Hottest Cooking Show on TV
- So what makes BBQ U unique? In a nutshell, the word 'university.' When Raichlen set out to plan the show and the web site, he had in mind a specific pedagogy. 'I wanted to show viewers how to use all the major types of grills and smokers and all the major barbecuing and grilling techniques.'
- Sorry Boys BBQ Chicken
- The Sorry Boys Championship Barbeque Team was founded in 2002 by Merritt Island, Florida Dentist, Chip Faul and his partner Gary Leyman from Orlando, Florida. Chip and Gary, both long time barbeque masters had met years before while competing in Memphis in May (MIM) and Kansas City Barbeque Society (KCBS) contests.
- Redneck Recipes
- Includes tips on "how to catch a possum" as well as a recipe for "Wild Possum Kebabs."
Books
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of
Amazon Price: $13.56 (as of 01/05/2010)
Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II: More Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning Of
Amazon Price: $11.53 (as of 01/05/2010)
You Might Be A Redneck If...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read
Amazon Price: $14.52 (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Woman: W/DVD: Stories from My Life
Amazon Price: (as of 01/05/2010)
The Redneck Grill: The Most Fun You Can Have with Fire, Charcoal, and a Dead Animal
Amazon Price: $11.51 (as of 01/05/2010)
Naming Ur Redneck Young'un
- Redneck Baby Names
- The most redneck names out there!
White Trash Titles
White Trash Cooking (Jargon)
Amazon Price: $13.57 (as of 01/05/2010)
White Trash Cooking II: Recipes for Gatherins (Vol 2)
Amazon Price: $13.57 (as of 01/05/2010)
More White Trash Cooking
Amazon Price: (as of 01/05/2010)
The Greatest White Trash Love Story Ever Told
Amazon Price: $10.21 (as of 01/05/2010)
White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 01/05/2010)
Having a Good Time!
- Country Humor, Redneck, Yankee, Southern living and jokes.
- Southern Humor, Redneck Jokes, Battle of the Sexes, Yankee bashin, southern recipes, Home of Top Country Sites, Webrings, all good clean family humor
- Summer Redneck Games
- The Summer Redneck Games are a humorous look at the real southern games.
- Dan Washburn's Sporting Life
- Columnist Dan Washburn was first to take the plunge in the mud-pit bellyflop event July 6 at the Redneck Games in East Dublin, Ga. Redneck Games: You might be a redneck ... if you enjoy this column July 18, 2002.
Musik CD's
Gretchen Wilson: Redneck Woman/Here for the Party
Amazon Price: (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Christmas
Amazon Price: $12.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
You Might Be a Redneck If...
Amazon Price: $7.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Country
Amazon Price: $18.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Fiddlin' Man
Amazon Price: $9.98 (as of 01/05/2010)
Redneck Philosophy
- Redneck Philosophy
- An article by Donald K. Burleson (with pictures).
Wimmin's Fash'uns
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