Who's That Girl?
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Does Anyone Know This Woman???
Have you ever wondered what kind of weirdo would create a factory that made girlfriends? Frankly, I've wondered the same thing from time to time! Seems kinda creepy, don't you think? But, as soon as you realize that the girlfriends are cartoon stick figures, those icky feelings are washed away like dirt down the drain after a good shower.
Don't you feel better just knowing that? I know I do! So much better, in fact, I think I'll share a little more about the me behind the toon me, just so anyone who has the wrong idea, can replace it with a warm fuzzy feeling instead.
About Moi?
do you really want to know?
Be careful what you ask me because I WILL answer and you might not like the answer I provide. I rarely find an occasion to lie, so be prepared for the truth. If you walk in wearing a dress that makes your butt look like the broad side of a barn and you ask me about it then I'm going to tell you in the nicest way I can but you still may not like hearing it. Either way, accept the fact that you need to go find something else to wear or change how you feel about the opinions of others. I wouldn't say something if I didn't care. Letting you go out in public looking like a barn so everyone can make fun of you isn't very nice now, is it?
FAQ
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Q. What would you be if you could be anything?
A. I'd be brilliant, of course!
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Q. Are you mobbed everywhere you go?
A. Luckily being devoid of supermodel looks, billions of dollars and a superstar boyfriend named Justin (insert Timberlake, Bieber, whatever here), I can avoid most of the mayhem. In fact, the last time I was mobbed was at a department store during a Black Friday sale.
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Q. What inspires you?
A. Everything absurd and silly. Any situation can provide fodder for someone like me. Just because the everyday average person doesn't find a trip to the grocery store absurd and silly doesn't mean that I don't.
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Q. Are you ever serious?
A. Only if absolutely necessary, but even then I'm not 100% committed to it. I lived in the land of serious for too many years and it's a scary place I avoid.
Twenty Questions
fire away...
Here's you chance to ask me anything you want. Yes, anything as long as it's rated G! I won't approve anything with inappropriate language in it, so make sure you keep it something you could discuss with a 5th grader (but not on the playground ~ have you heard the mouths on those kids?) I'm against censorship, but in OPEN areas of the Internet I do think everyone has the right to not be shell-shocked when they read something.
Factory Spasms
forays into the realm of artisticness
This is what I spend most of my day doing when I'm not writing down silliness into sentences to form paragraphs and such.
Did you check out my factories?
if not, go ahead, I'll wait...
And don't worry about offending me if you don't like my stuff. I prefer honest answers even if 100 out of 100 people pick the last choice because liking or disliking things like this is subjective. By the way, I'm still waiting so if you could hurry it up that would be great because I need to go potty.
What Are You Good At?
hmmmm, well...
I'm you're typical "Jill-of-all-Trades" type of gal. I'm tremendously good at a lot of things, especially if I enjoy the thing. I do find that I like being good at some things more than others though and one of the things I'm better at is finding the humor in any situation. Life is really too short to not be enjoyed and laughing really does change your perspective. If you haven't tried it, give it a whirl, you might get more than you could have ever hoped to get.
LoTD!
I'm always amazed when any stand-out recognition comes my way, not because I feel I don't deserve it, but because I think many others do also. It's nice to know that other people find my work as entertaining as I do (and the friends and family I have, I can never trust for an honest critique because they give the obligatory "You're awesome!" response anytime I request their input on anything). I hope you at least get a chuckle or two when you read it.
Can You Believe That Lens Won LoTD?
I'm still in shock myself! If you'd like to read the nomination it received, you can find it here in Squidoo's archives. Please check out some of whitemoss's awesome lenses over there on the right side of the page, too! She's the lensmaster who nominated me for LoTD! (And I apologize, I had to go look all of this up. I have a horrid memory!)
What Did You Think of My Lens of the Day?
If you haven't read "The Art of Being Annoying - A How-To Guide for the Annoyingly Impaired," here's your chance to read it and sound off on what you think!
Now I'm a SquidAngel!
Have a Lens to Nominate?
Who knew that a siren could ever become an angel? Apparently someone at Squidoo thought it was a good idea because on Friday, January 13, 2012 that very thing happened! I love it! If you find a lens you'd like to see blessed (other than one of your own) drop by the lens below and leave me the pertinent information. If I find that it's Squid-worthy then I'll give it a Flyby Winging!
Who Likes Food???
I want to see hands!
Little higher in back please, so I can count you.
YUMMMMMMM!!!!
I don't share family recipes because I really don't have any to share. I'm the best cook in my immediate family, next to my great grandmother, but since I wasn't raised with her she didn't pass her recipes to me. Thus I'm stuck sharing the few I've swiped from friends and other seedy places that I can't mention (unless I reveal it in the lens) because if I do, well, you know what that means!
Did I Whet Your Appetite?
Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid!
What are You Doing on October 31st?
Whatever it is, these lenses will help you plan, decorate, hand out candy, collect candy, be frightened, frighten others, or just have fun with friends and family!
Growing up, All Hallows' Eve was always a magical time of the year. The weather was typically reasonable enough, although if you read Snowmen for Halloween you'll see that wasn't always the case, we always found some interesting way to be entertained and it's the first big holiday in the year end wrap-up flurry which consists of three months of fun and parties ending with New Year's Eve!
Family Oriented
Some Serious...
and a few with humor, too
These last few are more personal in nature. Most pertain to me in some way, either through personal experience or through personal knowledge.
Poll Module
Have You Figured Ren Out Yet?
if so, please clue the rest of us in! thanks!
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ajgodinho Mar 14, 2012 @ 6:52 pm | delete
- I think I'm starting to. Nice to get to know a little more about you through another well-written lens. Stay blessed! :)
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sousababy
Mar 8, 2012 @ 6:22 pm | delete
- You have lots of spirited energy - it shows in your writing. Keep 'em coming.
Sincerely,
Rose
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skiesgreen
Mar 8, 2012 @ 4:40 pm | delete
- A bit if this and a bit of that by the looks of it but very enjoyable either way, Blessed and featured on Blessed by Skiesgreen 2012. Hugs.
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goo2eyes
Feb 6, 2012 @ 2:14 pm | delete
- squidangel *blessings* granted.
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goo2eyes
Feb 6, 2012 @ 2:14 pm | delete
- you're a playful child imprisoned in a woman's body. i can adopt you as my gf.
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