Retirement Quotes and Retirement Sayings (The Best Things Anybody Ever Said about Being Retired)

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    Life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
    - Author Unknown

    An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.
    - Oscar Wilde

    Do every act of your life as if it were your last.
    - Marcus Aurelius

    RETIREMENT - now life begins.
    - Catherine Pulsifer

    If you do not get it from yourself, where will you go for it?
    - Zen proverb

    Ultimately nothing matters and so what if it did?
    - Unknown wise person

    The secret to [retirement] life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly deceived.
    - Oscar Wilde

    Doing what you like in your retirement at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
    - Unknown wise person

    Life is the only thing worth living for.
    - Zen proverb

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Based on income levels, most Canadians are maintaining their lifestyles during retirement years, according to figures released by Statistics Canada in early March 2008.

Statistics Canada found that on average, a Canadian at the age of 75 received 80 per cent of the income they were earning at the working age of 55.

The study also found that retire income varied based on level of income during the individual's working years.

The lowest income individuals maintained nearly 100 per cent of their disposable income in their retirement years, mostly because of income from government programs.

"Lower income workers (those in the bottom 20 per cent of the income distribution) experienced little change in income as they moved from the age of 55 through the retirement years. This was largely because of the income maintenance impact of the public pension system," said the study.

"Better-off workers in the top 20 per cent of the income distribution experienced substantial declines in income by time they were 75."

The figures showed that on average, the more disposable income a person had at 55, the lower the portion of income that was replaced in retirement. For those in the top 20 per cent of income distribution at 55, on average, 70 per cent of their income was replaced during their 70s.

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    He did nothing in particular, and did it very well.
    - W. S. Gilbert

    Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.
    - Orson Scott Card

    The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
    - Slappy White

    What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.
    - Jimmy Breslin

    Don't feel bad about being unemployed, Dad. I've been unemployed all my life and it's fun.
    - Kid talking to his father in Glasbergon Cartoon


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According to a new retirement lifestyle survey, the ongoing volatility within financial markets has prompted a massive increased awareness toward retirement savings by Australian baby boomers.

More than three out of four Aussie baby boomers are beefing up their savings strategy as a result of the turmoil, according to a Commonwealth Bank survey.

The majority of changes included making bigger or additional contributions to their retirement savings plan, while about a third said they were investing more in other investments outside retirement plans such as shares or property.

Interestingly, the Retirement Lifestyle survey found almost 40 per cent of those surveyed considered retirement an opportunity to pursue a new career or learn new skills.

"This trend suggests that many people see retirement as a series of transitions where some form of work or community service can continue into the retirement years,'' Commonwealth Financial Planning general manager Tim Gunnin said.

Retirement Quotes and Retirement Sayings - Time Management Tips for Your Retirement 

It's amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on.
- Unknown wise person

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

You don't have to watch one minute of TV when you retire - and perhaps you shouldn't!
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
- Douglas Hofstadter

THE REAL 80-20 PRINCIPLE: The first 80 percent of the project takes 80 percent of the time and the last 20 percent of the project takes another 80 percent of the time.
- Graffiti

Retirement Quotes - Aging and Old Age 

    "The older the violin, the sweeter the music."
    Lonesome Dove (1989)
    - Gus McCrae (Robert Duvall)

    I must retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence."
    Happy Feet (2006)
    - Lovelace (Robin Williams)

    "65 years. Don't they go by in a blink%u2026"
    Meet Joe Black (1998)
    - William Parrish (Anthony Hopkins)

Tidbits about Retirement 

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The Confederation of British Industry has said it is against changes in the law that will reduce employers' ability to 'refresh' staff
numbers.

The research said a baby girl born this year in France or Japan, the two countries with the highest life expectancy, had a 50/50 chance of living until 100.

The 2000 census found 37.6 million Americans aged 45 to 54, up 49% from a decade ago - the largest increase of any census age bracket.

The document is being considered by the Department of Work and Pensions. Alistair Darling, the Secretary of State, has already ordered a review of retirement ages and has agreed that men and women should be allowed to retire at the same age of 65, effectively increasing the age at which women retire by five years. Darling will consult on further
changes to the retirement age in the autumn.

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This retirement quote is really boring:

    I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
    - Merri Brownworth


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    Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
    - Malcolm Forbes


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    Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it
    - Charles de Saint-Evremond quotes


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    Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
    - Unknown wise person

    The money's no better in retirement but the hours are!
    - Unknown wise person

    Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.
    - Seneca

    I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
    - Unknown wise person

    A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
    - Harry Mahtar

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