Retro Rednecks
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Rednecks, Recycling and Retro
YUP! Rednecks are retro. You betcha. Ya see...retro is something outdated that has become popular once again, and and to a redneck there ain't NOTHING that's outdated. Rednecks are naturals at recycling, ya see. They find new uses for just about any ole thang. That's just who they are and that's how they roll. Those rednecks have been around for more than a coon's age mostly mindin' their own business, but hells bells ... just LOOK below to see what those clever ole rednecks are up to these days!
Being a redneck is so much more than just driving a pick-up truck and naming your dog Bubba, ya see. A true redneck does not feel the need to impress people with the outward trappings of superficial wealth.You'll get a kick outta these innovative redneck ideas, and you can be dang sure they ALL are made in the USA. So let's roll.
Being a redneck is so much more than just driving a pick-up truck and naming your dog Bubba, ya see. A true redneck does not feel the need to impress people with the outward trappings of superficial wealth.You'll get a kick outta these innovative redneck ideas, and you can be dang sure they ALL are made in the USA. So let's roll.
Think Twice about Rednecks
Don't be too quick to whitetrash these rednecks.
Rednecks tend to be considered dumb hillbillies, country folk who don't know nothin' and are just not quite right.Well we want to show you some redneck accomplishments here and ask that you consider their ideas for the following:
uniqueness, usefulness, creativity, humor, recycling efforts, budget, think green, or whatever else comes to mind as you view them.
You'll get to vote on your favorite with a quick click and find some other surprises at the end.
The Retro Redneck Awards
Scroll through these entries.
Then cast YOUR vote at the end
Redneck Cell Phone
Redneck Horseshoes
Lots of things come in the shape of horseshoes, and a toilet seat is one of them.
Redneck Limo
Rednecks think outside the box about a stretch limo, ya know...
Check this out! Why pay for a limo when junk yards are just plum full of car parts just begging for a home? Recycling at its best, I tell ya. Nobody will have another limo like THIS one, now ain't that the truth?This baby is sure to be a collector's item, a limited edition - limited to ONE!
Redneck Birthday Cake
Birthday candles, retro redneck style!
Redneck Yacht
Luxury boat, retro redneck style
Boy howdy, we've had more fun on this baby than you can shake a stick at. Me and Bobby Jo built us this here luxury boat, and the redneck babes are all over us! Swweeeet! Redneck Palm Pilot
No high tech gadgets required, retro rednecks got it covered.
Rednecks live simple.
Git beer. Git ;er DONE!
No batteries needed.
Enough said?
Good stuff, Maynard!
Amen.
Redneck Highrises
Retro redneck home ideas
Redneck BarBQ Grill
Retro rednecks got the barBQ gig covered!
Got this baby right from the Winn-Dixie parking lot.
She works great.
Best road kill barBQ ever!
Redneck Baby Time Out
KISS = Keep It Simple Sweetie! Rednecks know this.
Redneck Pet Carrier
No need to go to the store to find a pet carrier, retro rednecks got better ideas!
at least the rednecks aren't filling up landfills with their beer trash.
This little number is just the right size ...
and even has a carrying handle.
Redneck Swimming Pools
Retro redneck Swimming Pool
Redneck Bass Boat
Retro redneck says, "Check out the bass boat!"
"This here's my bass boat and I'm tellin' ya ... Bubba and me catch a whole mess of bass with this rig, ain't she somethin?
We built her outta stuff we found in JimBob's backyard... but don't tell JimBob, OK?"
Redneck Mullet
Retro rednecks ain't playing when it comes to their mullet.
Who SAYS mullet hair is out of style?
Redneck Doorbell
Got the doorbell gig covered, retro redneck style!
Just press the butt... I mean button.
and don't be an ass about it.
Redneck Funeral
Rednecks just KNOW how to take it WITH 'em...
Who SAYS 'ya cain't take it with ya'?Some rednecks like ta be buried along with their goodies, so we load 'em up in da U-haul trailer and take 'em to the graveyard.
Retro Redneck Mansion
This here's the high-class trailer park, a perty dang hifalutin place. Redneck House Alarm
Rednecks got that house alarm gig covered...
This ain't no alarm for sissies, either.They may LOOK harmless...
but cain't NOBODY git past these dawgs!
All they cost me is their dinner at night
& they know if they let anybody in here
then they'll BE dinner!
Redneck Prank
Don't even THINK of messin' with my pick-up!
Redneck USA Map
Redneck Space Shuttle
Proudly built by Bubba, the rocket scientist.Some guy named Nasa wants the blueprint.
What's he talkin' bout???
Redneck Airlines
All Aboard! Bring the Trailer, MAMA!
Just leave the driving to us.We've gotcha covered.
Hitch the trailer up
and let's
"GIT 'ER DONE!"
POLL: YOUR Fav Redneck Creation?
Now it's time to vote YOUR favorite redneck creation. Funniest? Most clever or unique? Which one made ya howl or guffaw? You can even say WHY you picked what ya did if ya want.
If it's tough to pick just one, then leave a note down yonder in the guestbook thang, and tell us yer 2nd or 3rd choices cuz this is important, ya see...only the top ten stay on dis here website. So git out and vote.
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JaguarJulie Mar 17, 2012 @ 10:49 am | delete
- Pretty funny! Like the cat carrier and the swimming pool. They seem very practical to me.
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