River Tam from Firefly and Serenity

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Who is River Tam?

River Tam was a main character in the popular (but tragically cancelled) series of Firefly. Firefly was created by Joss Whendon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel...etc, etc.

This page is dedicated to the crazy and awesome character of River Tam, who definitely kicks butt (especially Reaver butt). Learn more about River Tam, Summer Glau, the actress who plays River, find pictures, search fan videos, and read the epic story of River Tam.

Who is River Tam? 

A quick summary on River Tam...

A hyper-intelligent child of privilege, River Tam discovered that the Academy in which she'd enrolled was more of a torture center than a school. No one knows yet what The Academy did to her before her brother Simon stole her back, because she's still too traumatized to tell them.

But she and Simon need to keep running-because the Academy wants their experiment back...

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Childhood 

Snagged from FireflyWiki.org

River was born with a mind of unparalelled brilliance. While Simon was smart enough to become a gifted doctor in the top 3% of his class at the finest medical institution, River was so bright she corrected her older brother's spelling by the time she was three years old, and even found mathematical errors in his textbooks. Simon claimed in Serenity that River made him "look like an idiot child".

Their parents spoiled them and lavished them with luxuries, even signing River up for the most challenging of education programs: The Academy. Simon and his parents thought nothing of it; she was an exceptional child and belonged in an educational institution that could cater to her needs. But after a few months, Simon received a perplexing letter from her...

Proof of how awesome River Tam is! 

Hilarious and awesome things she has said before! There's no denying!

Vote the best quotes said by River! Add your own if you can't find your favorite!

"Just keep walking, preacher-man."

3 points

"Bible's broken; contradictions, false logistics. Doesn't make sense."

2 points

"Also: I can kill you with my brain."

2 points

"No power in the 'verse can stop me."

1 point

"My food is problematic."

1 point

"I swallowed a bug."

0 points

"Two by two. Hands of blue."

0 points

"Mal, bad. In the Latin."

0 points

"She understands. She doesn't comprehend."

0 points

"I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship. ..River's gone. You're talking to Serenity. And Early, Serenity is very unhappy."

0 points

"You're wrong, Early. You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did."

0 points

River Tam and The Academy 

Problems arise...

The letter Simon received was all sorts of confusing. There were misspellings and references to individuals who did not exist, to events which never happened. Simon theorized that the letter was written in some kind of code, but his parents refused to take Simon's fears seriously, believing River was just being playful and Simon was irrationally overreacting to River's absence. They were wrong.

While her family thought she was safe, The Academy was actually a scientific installation (likely funded by the Blue Sun corporation). Simon decoded his sister's letters and set out to try to get her back, seeking someone, anyone-even those living in Blackout Zones-who could help him help his sister escape...

River Tam kicks Reaver-butt!

River Tam Fixes the Bible Clip 

River Tam - bible

River Tam - bible

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River on the run... 

River and Simon escape...

Simon made arrangements for stealing River from The Academy, then made his way to Persephone and the Eavesdown Docks slums. There, he met with the people delivering cargo containing his sister in stasis from which she was later awakened on the Firefly Transport Serenity. Blue Sun still considers River their property, and they will stop at nothing to get River back.

Unfortunately, exactly what River is now remains uncertain. River's brain was operated on countless times while The Academy had her in its clutches, and she was treated for all intents and purposes like a laboratory animal. Simon was able to perform diagnostic tests and now knows for certain that, among other things, they cut into her brain multiple times. They even stripped her amygdala, which is a part of the brain used to control emotional responses and 'filter' incoming information. As he describes it: "She feels everything; she can't not." The R. Tam sessions, recorded at The Academy, show River's slow descent into her current state.

River's state of mind is inconsistent and unpredictable. Simon Tam administers semi-regular treatments of medication that seem to improve her ability to cope with her own mental damage for short periods of time, but these treatments have side-effects which leave her physically ill. When in good spirits, River likes playing with Kaylee and occasionally play practical jokes with the crew. She's potentially very dangerous, however.

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The actress who plays River Tam, Summer Glau, on Flickr!

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River Tam-Firefly/Serenity Fan Videos 

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River Tam Firefly/Serenity

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The Sunlauncher - River Tam fr...

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River Tam Firefly

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R. Tam Sessions

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River Tam "Wish You Were Here"...

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Firefly/Serenity - River is Lo...

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The River Tam Weapon/Girl - Cr...

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ATB Desperate Religion (w/ Riv...

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River Tam and the cast of Firefly!

A Fun Poll-Chuck Norris vs. River! 

Do you think River Tam could beat Chuck Norris in a fight to the death?

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Duh, did you see her with those Reavers?

anothersky says:

Some say the boogieman (singular) checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris. Reavers are space boogiemen...

jj says:

sure

unique_freak77 says:

River would slaughter Chuck! Sure, Chuck Norris is awesome, but River is PSYCHIC. She'd see his roundhouse kicks coming a mile away. Sorry Chuck.

No way, it's Chuck Norris!

 

River Tam T-Shirts 

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River is Scared of The Hair Clip 

The Hair of Shepherd Book

Hilarious scene from episode Jaynestown. Starring Shepherd Book,River, Zoe and the HAIR :) (still waiting) :) River: Hello? Book: In here, River River:I'm--I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper-- but I want to put them back, so-- Book: Sorry? What's that? River? River, come back! Zoe: Preacher, what the hell did you... WOW! River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger. Book: River? Please, why don't you come on out? River: No! Can't. Too much hair. Book: Is--is that it? Zoe: Hell, yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her. Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.

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A little on Summer Glau 

Let's take a peek at the actress behind the character...

Summer Glau is most known for her part of River Tam on "Firefly" and "Serenity". Summer is a native of San Antonio, Texas. For most of her life, she was a prima ballerina, but she soon began acting. She made a guest appearance on the popular WB show, "Angel", and continued on to "Firefly" and "Serenity". Currently, she working on the second season of "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles".

More by Summer Glau 

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - The Complete First Season

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Check out Summer Glau's latest tv show, The Terminator, The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Firefly/River Tam Related Links 

Looking for more River, Firefly, or Serenity?

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Firefly Wiki
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IMDB on River Tam
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