Rocky the Raccoon -- Caption Me!

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The many sides of Rocky the Raccoon -- a photo caption contest!

Grrrr-eetings and welcome to my world! I am Rocky the Raccoon and it is your opportunity to caption me! I am the fiercest of all raccoons that inhabit the natural area behind Giant Squid JaguarJulie's house. I was here before she moved in and before she began taking care of all those crazy country club cats. Perks for me though as I love cat food. Try as she may to discourage me from visiting, I'm there morning, noon and night to partake in the feast.

Why Rocky the Raccoon agreed to appear today! 

Who doesn't like a contest -- a photo caption contest?

OK, as you probably don't know, Rocky the Raccoon -- that's me -- I'm normally a shy kind of raccoon. I like to sneak up and partake of all that yummy cat food that JaguarJulie puts out for those darn pesky cats. On this particular day, it was time for lunch and what did I see? JaguarJulie had grabbed her camera and wanted to take my picture. Well, I was trying hard to ignore her, but she persisted. After all, she is a Giant Squid you know and wanted to do a lens on me. What was cool is that she is attending Giant Squid Summer School -- yeah!

When I heard that her first assignment was a photo caption contest, I thought that sounded like a winner. After all, I do have a pretty side! Scroll on down and check me out and see what you think! Be sure to take some time and play along with me. I dare ya!

Getting in the groove with some Rocky Raccoon music! 

Get down, get down with your bad self ...

Check out my favorite songs! I've handpicked these MP3s from Amazon. Take a listen. If you like, you can click to buy them on Amazon.

Rocky the Raccoon -- Caption Me!

It's a Photo Caption Contest.

Rocky the Raccoon -- Ah, You Talking to Me? 

Can't you see I'm busy?

Geez Louise, I'm starvin' and you want to take my picture?

Does this fur make my butt look big? (papawu)

10 points

Hurry up take the picture, I need to go find some food!

8 points

One bite and she was gone

8 points

Huh? What's that you say?

You want to take my picture?6 points

Yes, maam, I ate the last morsel.

6 points

Some one said stripes make it look bigger.

5 points

Please, sir, more please.

4 points

Dinner at eight, Right?

4 points

You look yummy

3 points

"I tried not to eat it! but you left it out!"

2 points

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Rocky the Raccoon -- It's a wannabee cause it's a 17" plush! 

There's only one Rocky the Raccoon -- but this guy tries harder

Plush Rocky Raccon 17"

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Rocky the Raccoon -- Oh Goody, Another Bowl of Food! 

I just love this cat food.

Just like a potato chip, I can't eat just one bowl.

Hey, you are getting a little too close to my food, wanna back off!

7 points

Sure you get to eat anything, but because of the bad economy I'm reduced to eating cat food. I've reached a new low.

7 points

This is absolutely my last pose. Snap it, lady.

5 points

Come closer, I dare ya.

4 points

Hey! Whadaya think I am, a cat??? (papawu)

4 points

Where's the Beef?

3 points

Look I'm not fussy but where's the gravy?

3 points

I said don't touch my plate!

3 points

Oh, thank you - a manicure with dinner would be wonderful.

3 points

What's for dinner?

You know, I've been eating the same old cat food e more...2 points

Is this all u got?

2 points

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I can be RESPECTFUL! It's Rocky the Respectful Raccoon and His Red Sunglasses 

Rocky the Respectful Raccoon and His Red Sunglasses

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Amazon Product Description: Rocky the Respectful Raccoon and His Red Sunglasses is the first in the series of six books dealing with the character traits taught in the elementary schools. Rocky Raccoon, the main character, is a friend and leader that helps his friends living in the Old Oak Woods make the right decisions. Spike the split-eared Squirrel, Tommie the Turtle, Ollie the Owl, Carmen the Cardinal and others are just a few of the animals in the stories.

The setting for the stories is the Old Oak Woods during various seasons. Each story has characters facing dilemmas that end on a positive note. Children between the ages of six and nine will be motivated to read each story.

Rocky the Raccoon -- Ah, My Ferocious Self! 

Yes, this is the other side of the gregarious Rocky the Raccoon

You know I've got a reputation to uphold so this would be my bad side! I heard the dinner bell but when I showed up for dinner, JaguarJulie tried to shoo me away.

I'm bad, I'm bad ... I'm really really bad!

Don't I look like a big bad bear?13 points

Yah, I'm a big muscle coon, and I am here to pump you up! (papawu)

8 points

Don't you take that tone with me!

6 points

Back Off or give me more food

5 points

Who me?

4 points

I know Kung Fu!

4 points

Grrrrrrrr I could eat you

3 points

Yah, I'm hungry!

2 points

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Rocky the Raccoon is even on Flickr! 

Get a load of me and my family

Rocky the Raccoon -- His family looking for cat food. by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon -- His family huddles! by JaguarJulie

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Rocky the Raccoon -- His family scoots off! by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon - I can't be bothered! by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon -...

Rocky the Raccoon -- Where's the food? by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon -- Huh, what did you say? by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon -- You called? by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon -- Yumm, cat food! by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon -- That Cat Food Looks Yummy by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon Eating Cat Food by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon Ea...

Rocky the Raccoon -- Mine! by JaguarJulie

Rocky the Raccoon --...

Rocky the Raccoon Looking Ferocious by JaguarJulie

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Want to say hello? Rocky the Raccoon doesn't bite! 

Well usually.

People think I'm not someone they want to get close to. Quite frankly I don't understand why. I love people!

BarbRad wrote...

I love raccoon pictures and books about raccoons. I'm not sure which is my favorite book -- Frosty or Rascal.

ReplyPosted October 01, 2009

rubybluesox wrote...

rocky said, "doc its only a scratch...and Ill be better, Ill be better doc as soon as I am able" :) love this!!!

ReplyPosted September 20, 2009

CreativeArtist wrote...

That's cute. When we used to have a grape vine, there was a family of skunks that showed up for dinner. We quickly went back inside and watched them eat till their hearts content.

ReplyPosted July 14, 2009

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Rocky Raccoon according to Wikipedia 

"Rocky Raccoon" is a 1968 folk rock song by The Beatles from the double-disc album The Beatles (also known as The White Album). The song was primarily written by Paul McCartney, who was inspired while playing guitar with John Lennon and Donovan Leitch in India (where the Beatles had gone on a retreat).

Rocky Raccoon -- The Lyrics! 

Yeah, Rocky the Raccoon immortalized

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of dakota
There lived a young boy named rocky
raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young rocky in the eye, rocky didnt like that
He said Im gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky raccoon checked into his room
Only to find gideons bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was magil and she called herself lil
But everyone knew her as nancy

Now she and her man who called himself dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said danny boy this is a showdown
But daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And rocky collapsed in the corner

Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said rocky you met your match
And rocky said, doc its only a scratch
And Ill be better, Ill be better doc as soon as I am able

Now rocky raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find gideons bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good rockys revival

Rocky the Raccoon makes it in the videos! 

OK, it's not really me that he's singin' about

Rocky Racoon Animation

The final animation for my Animation I class I took back in 2004. A rather literal interpretation of Rocky Racoon by the Beatles. Made with Adobe Illustrator and Adobe AfterEffects, both of which I had never used prior to this class. It's pretty rough around the edges but still entertaining enough to show to the world. Edit: Everybody, I know what a Gideon is. I made this in my Animation I class, and back then I thought it would be clever to not have the story match up completely with the song lyrics, but apparently the result just confuses people instead. Don't put too much thought into it okay?

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Rocky the Raccoon -- hey, I'm really quite famous! 

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Rocky the Raccoon was photographed with the FujiFilm FinePix V10 

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A handy Zoom display lets you confirm focus and image quality, while your preview shots on the large 3" LCD screen. Movie Recording resolutions - 640 x 480, 320 x 240 Lens Focal Length - f=6.3mm-21.6mm, equal to 38-130mm on a 35mm camera.

For Heaven's Sake -- It's Pug the Cat cutting in on my action! 

Just like one of those crazy country club cats don't ya know.

A little about Rocky the Raccoon's caretaker, JaguarJulie  

Lensmaster JaguarJulie, aka JaguarJulie , has been a member since March 21 2006, has rated 6,013 lenses, favorited 498, and has created 539 lenses from scratch. This member's top-ranked page is "Stuffed Cabbage *". See all my lenses

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