Ron burgundy Biography

Ron has pristine hair atop a 220lb frame of news anchor-sapien, he is " like a god walking amongst mere mortals". He has "a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they" make "Sinatra look like a hobo." His moustache is a powerful aphrodisiac, hairs from his moustache brush are incredibly sort after to be used in love potions and fertility centers around the world.

Ron was born the eighth son of Claude and Brender Burgundy in Hagalworth, Iowa in 1940. He descends from a long line of anchormen, dating back to Paul Revere - who many consider to be the first anchorman.

From the moment Ron was born he seemed destined to captain a news team. Doctors admired his full head of hair at birth, which seemed to have a natural side part even as he emerged from his mother's womb.

At just one year old little Ron's first words were "The alderman denied the allegations."

Ron is a great man and is the rock that holds the news team together, in other words he is "the balls". He is a big deal, Men want to be him and women (chicks) want to be on him. He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron is an excellent Anchorman although he will literally read anything put on the teleprompter. He is played by the genius Will Farrell.