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Ron Swanson for President!

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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) from Parks and Recreation would be the perfect President

Ron is the no nonsense boss from Parks and Recreation. He hates government overspending and is always fighting for personal freedoms. This mustache wearing, meat loving, libertarian is what America needs.

Now since Ron isn't a real person he can't actually run but this page is dedicated to all who love Ron and know President Swanson would do a eat job.

We will be covering Ron Swanson quotes, funny clips, and anything else to make my case about why Ron would be the the best president America has ever seen!

Table of Ron Contents

  1. End Overspending Made Easy by Ron!
  2. lil'sebastain Ron's favorite mini horse!
  3. Mustache Mayham!
  4. Ron Swanson Saved Pawnee Tax Payers $150,000 (Ron Paul wants to save 12 trillion his first year!)
  5. Ron Loves Personal Freedom!
  6. Ron Swanson has had some amazing quotes but....
  7. Parks and Recreation to the Rescue!
  8. Ron May be on the Republican Right but he's No Sexsist!
  9. Would you vote for a man who said 'You had me at meat tornado.'
  10. Ron Please Run in 2013!
  11. If you love Ron theres a good chance you will love some of my other pages!
  12. Ron Swanson's mustache kills Chuck Norris's!
  13. Ron rocks right?
  14. Tribute to Ron Swanson
  15. Ron Swanson

End Overspending Made Easy by Ron!

Ron Swanson has never been over budget and loves cutting unneeded jobs. He once claimed the favorite part of his job was firing people.

Case in point is Ron's quote, "It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old."

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He also said, "I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese."

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lil'sebastain Ron's favorite mini horse!

Mustache Mayham!

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Ron Swanson Saved Pawnee Tax Payers $150,000 (Ron Paul wants to save 12 trillion his first year!)

Ron has to hire April as his assistant when his phone won't stop ringing. He tells us that his position always came will an assistant but he choose not to have one. Ron brags how he has saved tax payers $150,000 over six years by not having one.

Try to find that kind of commitment in any of our current presidential candidates!

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Ron Loves Personal Freedom!

Pres. Swanson would never be intrusive and could care less what you do in your own time.

In a speech at a musem he said "Shut up. And look at me. Welcome to Visions of Nature. This room has several paintings in it. Some are big and some are small. People did them and they are here now. I believe after this is over they will be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it."

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Ron Swanson has had some amazing quotes but....

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Parks and Recreation to the Rescue!

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Ron May be on the Republican Right but he's No Sexsist!

Ron's closest confident is Leslie Nope and even let the ladies, including Tom Haverford, go hunting with the boys. He does however call weak men a women's names sometimes, but who is perfect.

While explaining how the parks department works he said "I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men."

Ron Even won woman of the year!
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Would you vote for a man who said 'You had me at meat tornado.'

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Ron Please Run in 2013!

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If you love Ron theres a good chance you will love some of my other pages!

The intro thumbnail pic is of me with my fav Ron Swanson mug that I bought of ETSY, you can also choose what Ron phrase you want on the back! Put Rons name into ETSY to see the mug!
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Ron Swanson's mustache kills Chuck Norris's!

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Ron rocks right?

  • Hermionebug May 11, 2012 @ 4:41 pm | delete
    I love Parks and Rec! Ron is a great character!
  • bloomingrose Mar 12, 2012 @ 10:14 pm | delete
    Excellent fans lens!
  • zentao Mar 3, 2012 @ 10:56 pm | delete
    Three words: Ron F....ing Swanson!!!
  • top_10 Feb 29, 2012 @ 7:01 am | delete
    I LOVE THIS.
    Ron Swanson is the bomb.
  • arperinos Feb 17, 2012 @ 3:30 am | delete
    hell yeah !!!
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