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I'm glad you're here. These are 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poems that I wrote. Remember the good old days when these poems were romantic and all about love? Well, times have changed. Now, they are about anything you want them to be.

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Roses are Red Poems

Remember the good ol' days when all Roses are Red poems were sweet and romantic? Well, times are definately changing. These Roses are red poems are ever changing and they can be funny, romantic or just plain cruel.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's Earth Day I said
And it's up to me and you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes, I love my wife
But, I love you too




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need some money
Can I get it from you?




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make mine a double
If I have to spend time with you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whatever I want
I know I can get it from you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Mama told me
To stay away from you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart skip a beat
When I think of you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I waited my whole life
Now, I've finally met you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't fool myself
I really want you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Baby I want you and
I know you want me too




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please, lets get married
Tomorrow at 2:00




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't wait for me
I didn't wait for you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate this tatoo
That I got - of you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my best friend
I'm glad I met you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me your love
I'll give mine to you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please clean your room
I think I might puke



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  • slim shady Jun 4, 2012 @ 9:20 pm | delete
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    if you come kiss me
    i will like you to
  • loldebol Jun 2, 2012 @ 5:45 pm | delete
    roses are red
    violets are bleu
    monkeys like YOU
    belong in the zoo

    but don't be afraid
    I'll be there to
    not in a cage
    but laughing at you
  • NYgirl May 31, 2012 @ 11:03 pm | delete
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You really thout I would cry over you
    You stole my heart
    I told you I loved you
    Well guess what player you got played too
  • Daumn May 31, 2012 @ 11:33 am | delete
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This joke is overused
    Your mom is too
  • poobumwee May 25, 2012 @ 7:17 am | delete
    roses are red violets are blue
    my ass stinks and so do u
  • poobumwee May 25, 2012 @ 7:17 am | delete
    roses are red violets are blue
    my ass stinks and so do u
  • elise is da best May 25, 2012 @ 7:16 am | delete
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    mr beans ugly
    and so are you
  • Jacob Rhee May 23, 2012 @ 5:07 pm | delete
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    If you're good at something,
    There's an Asian better than you!
  • elise is da best May 25, 2012 @ 7:18 am | delete
    lol
  • lol Jun 1, 2012 @ 2:22 am | delete
    oooooookkkkkk?
    this was short of dumb
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please cook dinner
Before I cook you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate to say this
But, I can't go out with you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
My Mama told me
There would be guys like you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been trying to find
A way to get rid of you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't pick your nose
It's nothing new




Roses are red
Violets are blue
What in the world
Is wrong with you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I tried to make dinner
But, it look like goo




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really do love you
But, please don't call me Boo




Roses are red
Violets are blue
My ex-boyfriend
Is better than you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
My ex-girlfriend
Is better than you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Look at this jewelry
That I got for you




Roses are red
My eyes were blue
Now they are red...
I've been crying over you



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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am so pretty
What happened to you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I see your face
My nightmare comes true




Roses are red
Violets are blue
What do you see
Inside of you




Roses are red
Licorice is black
Everything you do
I always so whack




Roses are red
The sky is blue
When ever I laugh
I want to be with you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think you will
Be one day be true
NOT!




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Many times
I have wanted to ...




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Look at that man
He look like Sue




Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why do you think
I went out with you




Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're not my man
I have a Boo




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like nice jewelry
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Roses are red...Violets are blue...Leave me a line...I want to hear from you

  • ClassyGals May 31, 2012 @ 5:17 pm | delete
    I love both roses and violets so I had to stop by and take a peak at these poems.
    Angel Blessings**
  • nurhay Apr 25, 2012 @ 2:13 am | delete
    Roses are red violets are blue, peppers are hot and so are you :))
  • Ninche Apr 22, 2012 @ 2:37 am | delete
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    You read my lens, I read yours too
    :D and enjoyed it so much!
  • kima Apr 15, 2012 @ 4:18 pm | delete
    roses are red violets are blue
    if you do love me
    give me money and house
    XD
  • Harshitha Oct 6, 2011 @ 3:44 am | delete
    wonderful lens . loved it.
  • FelicityLuckey Apr 20, 2010 @ 2:56 pm | delete
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your rhymes are great
    And so are you
  • no nAme May 2, 2012 @ 11:29 pm | delete
    haha ur funny jka
  • kab Jul 25, 2009 @ 8:44 am | delete
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I watched jungle book
    My favorite: Baloo.
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