Rubber Chickens: Classic Gag Gifts

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All About Rubber Chickens

Like a pair of Groucho glasses, the rubber chicken is a classic. It's the perfect gag gift, and it's just plain fun. The world would be a a lot less funny without rubber chickens.

Read on if you want to learn more about rubber chickens, or if you just want to revel in the silliness of it all.

Rubber Chicken Pictures from Flickr 

Some of the rubber chicken pictures here came from Flickr. Click on them here to enlarge them and learn more about the photographers.

I'm using the chicken to measure it. by IntangibleArts

Typical dinner scene in Columbia Heights. Outdoor seating at The Heights with de...

Rubber Chicken Egg Layer by jennzebel

another prized possession of mine...egg-laying rubber chicken

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History of the Rubber Chicken 

Rubber Chicken History

The history of the rubber chicken is shrouded in mystery. We don't know who made the first rubber chicken or when it first become a part of pop culture. They couldn't have started appearing any earlier than 1839, though, since that's when we first started making things out of rubber on a grand scale.

It's highly probable that Loftus Novelty started making the first rubber chickens. They've been making gag and novelty gifts since 1939, and apparently rubber chickens were among some of their earliest creations.

Classic Rubber Chicken 

Rubber Chicken

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 12/19/2009)Buy Now

This is just your basic, everyday rubber chicken. A classic. Hit people over the head with it, juggle with it, play with it, etc.

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Monty Python's Rubber Chicken 

The first season of Monty Python's Flying circus often had scenes where a knight (Terry Gilliam) in a full suit of armor would randomly march into the scene and hit somebody over the head with a rubber chicken.

Sadly, the rubber chicken gag pales in comparison to the dead parrot skit.

Monty Python Rubber Chicken Skits 

A collection of short snippets from Monty Python's Flying Circus... the knight puts silly people in their place by hitting them with rubber chickens.

Knight with a chicken

A knight with a chicken from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Chicken Gun 

CHICKENCHUCKER

Amazon Price: $5.99 (as of 12/19/2009)Buy Now

What fun! Shoot miniature rubber chickens at your enemies with this tiny catapult launcher.

A Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the Middle 

In the first Monkey Island game, Guybrush Threepwood comes across a strange thing in a voodoo shop: A rubber chicken... with a pulley in the middle. Guybrush wonders what possible use this thing would have, then steals it anyway. You never know when a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle will come in handy.

Sure enough, Guybrush does end up using it to cross a chasm by way of a cable. That pulley came in handy.

Unfortunately, I think the rubber chicken was a single-use item.

Screaming Rubber Chicken 

Oh, dear, this rubber chicken isn't happy at all. We're killing his feathered brethren and selling their meat in grocery stores!

Temperate Rubber Chicken part 2

chuck-a's cousin......

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Henrietta Rubber Chicken 

Charming Large Henrietta Chicken

Amazon Price: $12.99 (as of 12/19/2009)Buy Now

This is one of the most bizarre dog chew toys I've ever seen. I wouldn't suggest letting your dog chew on it unattended, however; apparently it's easy for dogs to chew poor Henriette to pieces.

Things to Do with a Rubber Chicken 

Some people would have us believe that rubber chickens are the most useless things in the world. Ha, I say to them! Rubber chickens have their uses! Let's review, shall we?

Use it as a weapon

Wielded effectively, a rubber chicken can stun your enemies.1 point

Juggle with rubber chickens

Sure, you could always juggle with tennis balls or something boring like that, but rubber chickens will be far better at mesmerizing your audience.0 points

Cross a giant chasm

Of course, this only works if a) there is a cable stretched across the chasm, and b) your rubber chicken has a pulley in the middle.0 points

Cheer up a friend

If your friend is feeling down, give him a rubber chicken. If it doesn't make him smile, the sheer absurdity of the item should at least distract him from his problems.0 points

Amuse your dog

If your dog insists on chewing on your shoes, try to convince her to chew on a rubber chicken instead.0 points

Big Rubber Chicken 

Rubber Chicken (Large)

Amazon Price: $14.98 (as of 12/19/2009)Buy Now

Everyone loves a rubber chicken, even the dog. They're quite lovable that way.

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