Sarah Palin Quotes and Fun Facts

1."The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick."
-Sarah Palin, RNC Speech

2. "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a "community organizer," except that you have actual responsibilities."
-Sarah Palin, RNC Speech

3. "My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of "personal discovery." This world of threats and dangers is not just a community, and it doesn't just need an organizer."
-Sarah Palin, RNC Speech

4. "Our opponents say, again and again, that drilling will not solve all of America's energy problems - as if we all didn't know that already. But the fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all."
-Sarah Palin, RNC Speech

5. "In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change."
-Sarah Palin, RNC Speech

1. Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

2. Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

3. Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris's beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin.

4. Sarah Palin use to wrestle Kodiak Bears in Alaskan bare knuckle fight clubs.

5. Death once had a Near-Sarah Palin Experience.

6. Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.

7. Sarah Palin's suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

8. Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.

9. Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.

10. Sarah Palin doesn't actually have an accent, it's distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.

11. In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.

12. As head of Alaska's Nat'l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

13. Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank

14. Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.

15. Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.

These Great Palin Facts were taken from Palin Facts www.palinfacts.com