Funny sarcastic quotes
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Enjoy a collection of funny quotes like for example "Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go" or the more discreet but still insulting ones like ~ the fact that no one understands you .... doesn't mean you're an artist...!!! or the more light hearted ones like don't Take Life too seriously. It Isn't permanent...
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
I think , Therefore we have nothing in common
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I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly
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I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met
Your earrings would make a great fishing lure
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
Every One Has The Right To Be Stupid But You're Abusing the Privilege
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
How do a FOOL and his MONEY get together to begin with?
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Don't blame yourself. Let me do it
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
If I got smart with you how would you know?
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Everyone have a photographic memory, Some just don't have films
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
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Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin
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Good ideas aren't as common as stupid people think
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Don't Take Life So Seriously. It Isn't Permanent
I hear voices and they don't like you
I don't know what your problem is, But I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce
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What we learn from history is that we fail to learn from history
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love Animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
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Those who laugh last thinks slowest
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TrevorLedford
Feb 5, 2012 @ 4:30 pm | delete
- I love these. I'd like to start a collection of these Tshirts.
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goo2eyes
Jan 21, 2012 @ 3:26 pm | delete
- really funny. i love the perfume joke. some people bathe in their perfumes that i have to sneeze a lot.
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purpleclouds
Jan 21, 2012 @ 9:35 am | delete
- great lens:)
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mihgasper
Jan 10, 2012 @ 12:02 am | delete
- Perfect start of a slow morning... Thanks!
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RodLambert
Dec 13, 2011 @ 12:13 pm | delete
- ROFL. Thanks for creating this.
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