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I think , Therefore we have nothing in common
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I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly
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If I got smart with you how would you know?
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
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Does it scare you, you're looking for wisdom on a shirt?
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Those who laugh last thinks slowest
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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
Sardonic humor defined. ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
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- Heather426 Heather426 Oct 18, 2009 @ 11:12 pm
- Really love this lens. Blessed by a squid angel.
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- cheesydude cheesydude Jun 20, 2009 @ 7:21 am
- haaha those were hilarious i was really laughing hard for some minutes
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- AndyPo AndyPo May 20, 2009 @ 1:37 am
- Very funny
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- papawu papawu May 9, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
- Really funny stuff. I got a real kick out of more than a few of them. Lensrolling to my INSULTS 101 lens.
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- Frankster Frankster May 9, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
- Love the humor! Thanks for making my laugh this morning. Bear hugs, Frankster aka Bearmeister
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