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Learn the art of disguising your insults

Funny Sarcastic and cynical quotes found on t-shirts.Find joy in these cleverly disguised insults.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go 

I think , Therefore we have nothing in common 

I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly 

I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met 

Your earrings would make a great fishing lure 

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong 

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again? 

A serious look at this topic 

The creation of this page inspired me to dig deeper in this topic.Here is what i found..

A paper written: An anatomy of the sarcasm

Then I found the society's poster .Then even better I found a dedicated website: sarcasm society.

a blog post: I May Be Easy, But My Anatomy Is Complex

Isn't it fun to describe your best friend like this ?He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

another article on its effect on relationships .. bummer.

Then i saw a flyer of a medicine to cure this sickness.

Every One Has The Right To Be Stupid But You're Abusing the Privilege 

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it 

How do a FOOL and his MONEY get together to begin with? 

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it 

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder 

If I got smart with you how would you know? 

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator 

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand 

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot 

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 

Everyone have a photographic memory, Some just don't have films 

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have 

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. 

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? 

Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list 

Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin 

Good ideas aren't as common as stupid people think 

Why do I have to be flexible (when I'm right all the time) 

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Don't Take Life So Seriously. It Isn't Permanent 

Does it scare you, you're looking for wisdom on a shirt? 

Wisdom Women's Dark T-Shirt

Does it scare you, you're looking for wisdom on a shirt?

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That which doesn't kill you , will just try harder tomorrow 

Brimming with sarcasm 

Can't get enough of sarcastic remarks , cynism and insults?Try these readings.

Subversive Cross Stitch

A sarcastic cross stitch guide.What's so amusing? Stitching "bitch in the kitchen" one cross at a time ..

Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 10/07/2008)

The Book of Poisonous Quotes

The front cover of the book explains everything ... "Suppose you were an idiot, suppose you are the member of the congress, but I repeat myself"

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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Sardonic humor defined. ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

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Those who laugh last thinks slowest 

Web comics flavoured with sarcasm 

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