Learn the art of disguising your insults
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go
I think , Therefore we have nothing in common
I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly
I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met
Your earrings would make a great fishing lure
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
Every One Has The Right To Be Stupid But You're Abusing the Privilege
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
How do a FOOL and his MONEY get together to begin with?
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
If I got smart with you how would you know?
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Everyone have a photographic memory, Some just don't have films
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin
Good ideas aren't as common as stupid people think
Don't Take Life So Seriously. It Isn't Permanent
Does it scare you, you're looking for wisdom on a shirt?
I hear voices and they don't like you
I don't know what your problem is, But I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce
What we learn from history is that we fail to learn from history
I'm not a vegetarian because I love Animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
Those who laugh last thinks slowest
From QDB.com
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.
Can't get enough?Try these readings
Subversive Cross Stitch
A sarcastic cross stitch guide.What's so amusing? Stitching "bitch in the kitchen" one cross at a time ..
The Book of Poisonous Quotes
The front cover of the book explains everything ... "Suppose you were an idiot, suppose you are the member of the congress, but I repeat myself"
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
Sardonic humor defined. ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
Web comics flavoured with sarcasm
xkcd
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Beautiful and constructive remarks anyone?
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- Heather426 Heather426 Oct 18, 2009 @ 11:12 pm
- Really love this lens. Blessed by a squid angel.
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- cheesydude cheesydude Jun 20, 2009 @ 7:21 am
- haaha those were hilarious i was really laughing hard for some minutes
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- AndyPo AndyPo May 20, 2009 @ 1:37 am
- Very funny
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- papawu papawu May 9, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
- Really funny stuff. I got a real kick out of more than a few of them. Lensrolling to my INSULTS 101 lens.
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- Frankster Frankster May 9, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
- Love the humor! Thanks for making my laugh this morning. Bear hugs, Frankster aka Bearmeister
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