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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, But he know where you will die
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Chuck Norris is resourceful
Chuck has counted to infinity twice
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- If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he says "2 seconds till" After you ask "till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
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- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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- Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
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- Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
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- Chuck Norris can take a woman's virginity twice.
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- Chuck Norris invented all the colors, except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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- Chuck Norris killed the producers of the movie "BrokeBack Mountain" for stealing the name of the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.
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- Chuck Norris took a math test and put down "violence" for every answer and got a perfect score. He solves all his problems with violence.
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- "Paraplegic" is the medical term for "Chuck Norris'd."
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- Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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- Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
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- Chuck Norris goes fishing by cutting himself and swimming in shark infested waters.
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- Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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- Chuck Norris smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.
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- Chuck Norris invented the spoon, because killing people with a knife was just to easy.
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- Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
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- Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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- When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'ed.
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- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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- Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight. The knife lost.
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- SK1LLZ SK1LLZ Dec 15, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget. the midget exploded into thousands of gold coins.
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- SK1LLZ SK1LLZ Dec 15, 2009 @ 1:36 pm
- If you see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you. If you dont see Chuck Norris, you are in serious danger.
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- SK1LLZ SK1LLZ Dec 15, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
- chuck norris lives in a roundhouse
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- Colie 353535353535 Colie 353535353535 Dec 14, 2009 @ 8:27 pm
- chuck norris is freaky
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- Colie 353535353535 Colie 353535353535 Dec 14, 2009 @ 8:27 pm
- chuck norris is freaky
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