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funny chuck norris fact

Presenting to you one of the greatest internet meme, Sir chuck Norris and his greatest facts.

Chuck Norris can answer a missed call
Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Death once had a chuck Norris experience
Guns Carry Chuck Norris For Protection
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris Owns your Iphone

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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, But he know where you will die

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Death once has a Chuck Norris Experience

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Who's awesome?

Chuck Norris is resourceful

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Guns Carry Chuck Norris For Protection

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There is No theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live

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Chuck Norris invented cheeseburger by throwing a cow at a chain link fence

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Chuck Norris took Care of it

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purpleclouds Jan 21, 2012 @ 9:30 am | delete

hahhah, this is a great lans, soo funny. The Obama- Berlusconi is my favorite :)

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girlfriendfactory Dec 23, 2011 @ 10:59 am | delete

Great lens! I added it to featured lens on my LoTD. Thanks for the great collections of quotes!

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dotpattern Dec 17, 2011 @ 12:27 am | delete

Why are Chuck Norris Jokes endlessly funny? (Because Chuck Norris...) But seriously. I haven't heard this one before: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. I have you on rotation with other great Norris Lenses on the article about Batman Bobble-heads and Plush Toys.