7 Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Pro Baseball Game
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Here are 7 things you don't want to hear your kids say at a major league baseball game:
- Why isn't that batter running to first base?
- Is that player in the dugout on the cell phone with the Official Scorer
- Is that a cell phone in the pitcher's pocket?
- Why is the shortstop running to the dugout, there are only 2 outs?
- Is that player chewing on a sock?
- Can I have a brew daddy?
- Hey that outfielder just disappeared into the scoreboard!
- Watch out! her comes a flyin' maple
How many times a week do you see the major leaguers dog it to first base. Your response should be "because the player is not doing the job he's paid for - write that in the baseball scorebook".
We've seen this before in the major leagues where a player has actually called the official scorer to complain about a earlier play. Can you believe that some players want to do more - so the help the baseball scorekeeper keep score of the baseball game - what a guy!
If you ever hear this happening call me right away! He's probably got it just in case he needs to dispute a call made by the official scorekeeper.
Again, you see this happening on the highlight replays constantly. A fielder gets distracted or starts daydreaming and loses track of the out. How embarrassing! Good think he's not responsible for keeping score of the baseball game.
Time to break to the kid that people don't only smoke tobacco but they chew it. Show you're kids some pictures of the results of chewing tobacco that should do the trick.
Oh boy, I sure hope no one will ever have to ask that question.
There are a few free spirited players that can sometimes disappear from the field at the oddest moments. Like running into the manual scoreboard during a pitching change. You can tell your kid that the fielder had to do number 2 really bad. I think you gotten give an assist to the person who gets him back on the field.
No it's not the leaves falling but the aerodynamic flight of a freshly broken maple bat. This flying object morphs itself into a wooden spear hungry for a fleshy target.
If you hear this from your kid, at all costs shield the kids from the flying projectile.
That wraps up the 7 things you don't want to hear you're kids say at a baseball game. Hey, Learn More About Baseball
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