Created by quippingqueen (contact me)
Who says Sassy, Saucy, and Self-Confident Scorps don't need to stick together?
The Quipping Queen and Empre... (more...)
Your fans are waiting!
WELCOME TO THE SCORPIO SISTERHOOD!
Moxie minks and fantastic foxes, (born between October 23 and November 21), who weren't admitted to "The Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood", "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or the "Sisterhood of the Travelling Tea Cup", will be pleased to know that we now have our very own club, "The Devilishly Divine Order of the Scorpio Sisterhood".
Now the next question is, are you sure you can spot a Scorpio Sister when you see one?
SCORPIO SISTERS - WENCHES WITH ATTITUDE?
A star is born...and don't you forget it!
Just call me Boa Babe!
Dancing with penguins
Do I look like a damsel-in-distress!*?
Who me...veiled threats?
SCORPIO - THE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN
SCORPIO:Astrological Sign: The Scorpion
Represents the eighth sign of the astrological zodiac concerned with:
- birth, life, death, sex, sensuality
- passion, pushing boundaries of discovery
- regeneration, transformation, metaphorphosis
- finance, invstments, wills, inheritance
- hidden matters, screts, taboos, magic
- collective unconciousness, defence systems
- social revolution, reformation, change
Ruling Planet: Mars (Fire), and Pluto (Netherworld, whose astrological glyph appears in the blue and black colored insert)
Elemental Quality & Basic Trait: Fixed Water Sign of the zodiac
Metaphorically, Scorpio is reminiscent of the still waters that run deep, or the relentless power of water to penetrate and transform even the hardest rocks. This is not surprising given that this sign's basic trait can best summed up in the underlying motive of this element: "I desire" which is tempered by their spiritual goal in life, "to learn the meaning of selfless love". All of these characteristics reflect the overall driving passion and single-minded focus of the Scorpionic personality which is why astrologers have called Scorpio "the most powerful sign of the zodiac".
Harmonious Signs: Cancer, Pisces, Capricorn
HONORARY SCORPIO SISTERHOOD MEMBERS
Madame Marie Curie, Chemist, pioneer in radioactivity (b. Nov. 7, 1867)
Mahalia Jackson, legendary black gospel singer (b. Oct. 26, 1911)
Vivian Leigh, in role of Scarlett O'Hara (b. Nov. 5, 1913)
Grace Kelly, Princess of Monaco (b. Nov. 12, 1929)
Fanny Brice, singer/comedienne (b. Oct. 29, 1891)
MARVELLOUS MISCELLANY YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SCORPIO SYLPHS
Miscellaneous matters you should remember when thinking about all those Scorpio Sylphs you know.Favorite Metals: Plutonium, Iron, Steel
Remember she's a maganetic personality, who appreciate top quality frying pans, and kitchen appliances.
Lucky Day: Tuesday
That's when you can find the best bargains, like 10-15% discounts on lobsters, licorice sticks, and lingerie.
Lucky Colors: Basic black, charcoal grey, maroon, red
No wonder she loves dressing up for as a Witch on Halloween, the Big Wig at office parties, and Santa Claus at Christmas.
Lucky Number: 9
It's full of curves in all the right places, what more can a girl ask for!
Lucky Stones: Topaz, Snakestone, Turquoise, Ruby
Let's face it, these gems would be just ducky for a pool party now wouldn't they!
Lucky Animals: Wolf, Grey Lizard, Snake, Eagle, Butterfly, the Dove of Peace, and the Phoenix
Clearly this is not a clan of critters that you want to mess around with anytime soon; they've got far too many magical powers to overpower either Bugs Bunny or Road Runner!
Lucky Flowers: Geranium, Honeysuckle, Cactus, Ivy, Oak
Yup, that pretty well covers everything from pretty plants to pesky ones that might just take that frown off Scorpio's face and replace it with a smile!
Lucky Perfume: Lotus and Choya Loban (Burnt Benzoin)
The Lotus being a beautiful, pure, fragrant and sacred flower that arises from the darkness and decay of swamps, symbolizes the transformative power of Scorpio, as does Burnt Benzoin, synonymous with the firey independence of Mars which rules the Scorpionic personality.
SCORPIO SISTERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
Goldie Hawn (b. Nov. 2, 1946)
Whoopie Goldberg (b. Nov. 13, 1949)
Meg Ryan (b. Nov. 16, 1961)
Julia Fiona Roberts (b. Oct. 28, 1967)
HRH-Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity
SCORPIO SURVEY
Loading poll. Please Wait...
RIBBING AND ROASTING, OR HOW SCORPS HAVE FUN AT THE DININGTABLE
In a boring, dull, evening, the one-liner stands out like a sore thumb, like an oasis in a desert, or a petunia in an onion patch, (take your pick).Necessity is the mother of invention when it comes to witty or wicked one-liners designed to fill the dead air space between each sip of tepid mock turtle soup slurped by the poor soul sitting beside you.
Sassy Scorps truly sparkle when it comes to livening up those dreadfully dour dinner parties as evidenced by the amount of ribbing and roasting going on not to mention those lovely little zingers emanating from their majestic motor-mouths.
-- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food, that's why I have a cellar full of giggling grapes; mind if I finish off your glass while you tell me a scatalogical story or all about your adventures in breaking wind?
-- I get totally drunk on hops, so what's your hobby?
-- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup, so how's life in the Land of Bull and Bunkum?
-- I'm no ordinary girl; I can kick your butt without even smearing my eyeliner.
-- Normal people worry me, which is why I founded the Socratic Order of Sandboxes to keep them out, so what club have you been kicked out of lately?
-- I'm a Scorpio, "yuk" is not in my vocabulary, do you know any other weird words to entertain me?
-- I'm not as dumb as you look, so try flapping your gums, or I, the wittiest wench ever, shall feel obliged to taunt you for the second time.
SCADS OF SCRUMPTIOUS STUFF ABOUT SCINTILLATING SCORPIOS!
Scorpio (Super Horoscopes 2008) (Super Horoscopes)
What the future holds in store for Scorp in 2008!
Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 05/09/2008)
Horoscope: Scorpio: 2008 Mini Day-to-Day Calendar
Every sister needs to know her best money & love days!
Amazon Price: (as of 05/09/2008)
Astrology Gems: Scorpio (Astrology Gems)
Ever wonder what makes a Scorpio sister utterly sparkling and sometimes scary?
Amazon Price: $5.95 (as of 05/09/2008)
Cosmic Grooves-Scorpio: Your Astrological Profile and the Songs that Define You (Cosmic Grooves)
Cosmic grooves - what's music to the ears of this moxy maven?
Amazon Price: (as of 05/09/2008)
Astrology KitScorpio (Little Books Astrology Kits)
Sassy Spunky Scorpio - the short version.
Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 05/09/2008)
POSH, PITHY & POLITICALLY-INCORRECT PROSE BY SCORPS!
- If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, "How's the little lady today!" you will probably cringe. But if he's an American, he's only being friendly. (Margaret Atwood, Canadian critic, poet and novelist, born November 18, 1939)
- Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh. (Fanny Brice, American burlesque and vaudville comedienne, born October 28, 1891)
- It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thing -- that's the Lord's test. (Mahalia Jackson, The Queen of the Gospel Song in America, born October 26, 1911)
- Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant. (Julia Roberts, American actress, born October 28, 1967)
- To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. (Fran Lebowitz, American author, known for her sardonic social commentary, born October 27, 1951)
- I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. (Whoopi Goldberg, American actress, comedian, radio presenter, TV host, and author, born November 13, 1955)
- There are things to confess that enrich the world, and things that need not be said. (Joni Mitchell, Canadian musician, songwriter, and painter, born November 7, 1943)
- If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no goddam wars in the first place. (Sally Field, American actress, born November 6, 1946)
- Once you can laugh at your own weaknesses, you can move forward. Comedy breaks down walls. It opens up people. If you're good, you can fill up those openings with something positive. Maybe you can combat some of the ugliness in the world. (Goldie Hawn, American actress, director and producer, born November 21, 1945)
- Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from. (Jodie Foster, American actress, director and producer, born November 19, 1962)
- Death, taxes, and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. (Margaret M. Mitchell, celebrated American author of the epic novel, "Gone With the Wind", the most translated and best selling piece of fiction in history, born November 8, 1900)
SCORPS ADORE PANACHE & PIZZAZZ
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand by
MORE ABOUT THOSE SASSY, SPUNKY, SCINTILLATING SCORPS
Scorpio's Vibration: Resilient- Scorpio has a tremendous ability to change, to transform itself from being a creepy crawly critter(better known as caterpiller) into a beautiful butterfly that can travel great distances, or perhaps rise from the metaphoric ashes of adversity or illness and fly once again (like Scorpio's powerful mythological symbol the great Phoenix bird.)
Scorpio's Secret Desires: To be authentic, to learn the secrets of life and death, to become captain of their own souls, and to rise above all obstacles to find peace and joy.
Scorpio is Synonomous with Salubrity: Traditionally, this sign is linked to parts of the body such as the nose and throat, legs and ankles, reproductive organs, kidneys, bladder, and spine.
Scorp's Leisure Interests:
- Any sport or recreational activity that demands shrewd tactics
- Competitive driving, running, or cycling
- Scientific hobbies
- Art and music
- Archeology, anthropology, psychology
- Reading detective novels, participating in scavenger/treasure hunts
- Breeding plants or animals
Typical Careers:
- Scorps have a passion for penetrating the secrets of life, investigating complex issues, and solving human or mechanical problems: detectives, lawyers, pathologists, pharmacists, surgeons, researchers, market analysts, scientific research in physics, psychology.
- They also participate in protective services including: police work, armed forces, espionage and counter-espionage, insurance, grief counselling, and funeral home management.
- Scorps may serve the community and engage in social and spiritual matters: orators, diplomats, politicians, and spiritual leaders.
- Scorpios can run big business or a small enterprise as long as they feel that they are achieving something.
BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR SNICKER-CHALLENGED SCORPIOS
A BIG WELCOME TO A SCINTILLATING SCORPIO SISTER!
The Devilishly Divine Order of the Scorpio Sisterhood is delighted to welcome, on the occasion of a very special birthday, a sassy, saucy and simply scintillating sexagenerian Scorpio Sister named Pat Nichol.Pat is both a pioneer and a pathfinder in the very best traditions of the Scorpio Sisterhood, not unlike one of our honarary members, Madame Marie Curie, (who discovered x-rays, to prove that God gives funnybones to crazy critters like fellow Scorps Goldie Hawn and Julia Roberts).
Having found her purpose in life, to expand the horizons of others and to help them find the path they need to travel in order to be all that they can be, she exemplifies "the positive power of linking" people to their passions, and using their gifts to enhance the world we live in.
A talented performer, TV host, writer, inspirational speaker, group facilitator, and personal development coach, Pat knows what it means to be "courageous and outrageous", (particularly if you take your "spiritual vitamins" every day)!
Lest you think she's all 'peaches and cream', word has it that she has plenty of pizzazz and a puckish personality to boot. (If truth be told, didn't she say just the other day, "Okay fess up, who tried to lick my magic fridge magnet?")
As if those attributes aren't enough, Pat's also got a penchant for peignoirs, playing parlor games and peek-a-boo not to mention engaging in the odd peccadillo or two, (but as all Scorps know, some things are just better left in the dark where they belong).
So next time someone says, "La La La - I can't hear you - La La La", or "No you can't buy me a drink, but I'll take your ten bucks", you can be sure they're coming from the mouth of a moxie maven named "Scorpio", (who has clearly taken one of Pat's mirthful mentorship messages to heart)!
But, never, never ask this "Miss of Mingling" how many Scorps it takes to change a lightbulb?! (That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order!!)
All kidding aside, Pat knows (aside from a dangerous scorpion tail), that what we all share in common is the universal spirit of compassion and kindness. It's the key that opens to the door to forgiveness and friendship, renews our faith in one another, and reminds us all that love, light and laughter really do make the world go round! May the Spirit of Kindness be with you always.
LITTLE LINK LIST FOR SAUCY, SASSY SCORPIOS!
- A VERY SPECIAL SCORP
- This Scorp will take you to new heights, after all she's one very special Phoenix bird!
- A SNOOTY SCORP
- H.R.H. Quipping Queen & Empress of Eccentricity says it all.
- DAILY SCORPIO HOROSCOPE
- For those who need more than Tarot cards and a cup of strong coffee to start the day.
- MIND, BODY, SPIRIT CONNECTIONS
- If you're tired of trying to connect the dots or fill-in-the-blanks in your life, this site may have just what you're looking for, try it.
- SCORPIO'S CAREER HOROSCOPE
- Scorpio, are you really sure that job opening in the cube farm will play to your strengths?
- FOR SCORPS WHO LOVE THE BIG PICTURE
- Forget about those daily readings, what's in store for Scorps this year?
- WACKY SCORP HOROSCOPE
- For Scorps with fractured funnybones!
- SCORPIO TALES
- Stories with a little sting in the tail and other delightful diversions.
MONIKERED MAVEN MERCHANDISE
170940887
GODDESS OF GADZOOKS GUESTBOOK
Don't forget to list ONE random fact about yourself...Scorps love a little mystery! And, please feel free to recommend the name of a Scorpio Sister for membership in our crazy critter club!
|
KCStargazer
Delighted to welcome your simply superb Scorpio Sisterhood lens to the ASTROLOGY- From Asteroids to Zodiac and Beyond Group! Random factoid? I prefer crunchy and salty to sweet and gooey (really, it depends on the day, and the moon). I nominate that Divine Diva of the Desert: Georgia O'Keeffe! Posted February 01, 2008 |
|
GypsyPirate
Kudos from a Lucky Libra - super lens! Posted November 08, 2007 |
