Traditional Scottish Toasts

* Freedom and whisky gang thegither-Tak aff your dram!

* Here's our noble sel's, weel met the day!

* Here's tae us! Wha's like us? Deil the yin!

* Here's to the heath, the hill and the heather, the bonnet, the plaid, the kilt and the feather!

* Here's to them that lo'es us, or lends us a lift!

* Here's health, wealth, wit and meal!

* May the honest heart ne'er feel distress!

* May the winds o adversity ne'er blow open your door!

* When we're gaun up a hill o fortune, may we ne'er meet a frien' comin' down!

* A cosy but and a canty ben to couthie women and trusty men!

* Mair frien's, and less need o them!

* May ye ne'er want a frien', or a dram to gi'e him!

* May the hinges o frien'ship ne'er rust, nor the wings o love lose a feather!

* May the pleasures of the evening bear the reflections of the morning!

* Guide nicht to ye, and tak your nappie: A willie-waught's a gude nicht-cappie.

* To the King owre the water!

* All absent friends, all ships at sea, and the auld pier o Leith!

* Tir nam beann, nan gleann, nan gaisgeach! [To the land of the bens, the glens and the heroes!] 

* May the best you've ever seen
Be the worst you'll ever see;
May a moose ne'er leave yer girnal
Wi' a teardrop in his e'e.
May ye aye keep hale and hearty
Till ye're auld enough tae dee,
May ye aye be just as happy
As I wish ye aye tae be.