Seahorse Keeping - You've Been Plundered

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Recognize this? It's your beloved seahorse.


That's right.
We've got it and we're keeping it, unless you....


keep reading the rest of the detailed instructions provided below. This means you! We aren't kidding, either.

YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL JUST HOW SERIOUS WE ARE BY THE USE OF CAPS, EXCLAMATION MARKS AND BOLD!!!!

Do as Instructed. We Mean Business.

You don't want to wake up with a seahorse head in your bed, do you?

Note: This randsom note was made with 100% recycled pixels

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Get five angels to bless this lens

2. Get five angels to bless Laura Fincannon 's lenses

3. No cops. We are serious. We'll be watching.

4. Pick up a loaf of bread on the way home

P.S. Laura is just an innocent bystander. She doesn't know anything about this. Really. ~Zelda

Avast!

This lens was plundered by
~Zelda Shagnasty
Pirate Wench

Confused? Did You Click the Seahorse Keeping Link on the Answer Deck?

Read on....


Sorry.

I really know nothing about seahorses except that you shouldn't try to eat them. They are bony and get stuck in your teeth.

What you have here is a kidnapping or, in this case, a squidnapping or quite possibly a seahorse napping - aren't they sweet when they are asleep? Sadly, I think you just endured a pirate rapping.

Here's the deal:

While reading through the SquidU pages trying to learn a thing or ten about how to make really super, awesome lenses, I came upon the lens shown in the screen shot seen above. Naturally, I clicked the link on seahorse keeping; doesn't everyone?

That's the one marked with the red arrow on the picture above. The link went to an available lens. No one was looking, so I took it. Pirates are known to do such things. And, here we are.

Now, it's up to you. Do you really want me to turn to a life of crime? Wouldn't it be better if you just visited my lenses,gave them a thumbs up, tweeted and facebook liked them? You could even buy stuff through my lens.

Certainly, it would be better for me AND you could rest at night knowing that you've done your part to keep a pirate wench on the straight and narrow path of Squidom.


~Zelda


P.S. If you really, really want to know about keeping seahorses, read on. It's on this page somewhere. First, you'll have to scroll through some blatant attempts to get you to follow on Twitter or visit other lenses.

Visit these nifty lenses that have nothing to do with seahorses.

Angels, you know what to do....

Bless 'em Danno


P.S. This is what we call shameless self-promotion.. Isn't learning fun?
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Songs About the Sea

Track Artist Album  
Beyond the Sea Bobby Darin The Ultimate Bobby Darin
Under the Sea Samuel E. Wright Little Mermaid - An Original Walt Disney Records Soundtrack (Special Edition)
Sea of Love (Remastered) Cat Power Juno (Music from the Motion Picture)

Wow. Are You Really Still Reading?

Since you have come this far, you must really want to learn something about seahorse keeping. Alrighty. Just for you, I bring you the Wonderful World of Seahorses. Giddy up. Hi ho Squider! Away!

Let's Start with Pretty Seahorse Pictures

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Seahorse

This picture has made its way via email >forward>forward>forwards....I'd love to give credit to the original photographer. If anyone knows who took it, please let me know.

Did You Know?

#1 Seahorses have no teeth and no stomach. Food passes through their digestive systems so quickly, they must eat almost constantly to stay alive.

#2 Seahorses are carnivores.

#3 A group of seahorses is called a herd.

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TOTALLY INNOCENT BYSTANDER - Blame Zelda Shagnasty.
Laura is a marketing muse by day and an uber-rich, pirate wench supermodel by night. See her in t...
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