Seahorse Keeping - You've Been Plundered
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Recognize this? It's your beloved seahorse.
That's right.
We've got it and we're keeping it, unless you....
keep reading the rest of the detailed instructions provided below. This means you! We aren't kidding, either.
YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL JUST HOW SERIOUS WE ARE BY THE USE OF CAPS, EXCLAMATION MARKS AND BOLD!!!!
Do as Instructed. We Mean Business.
You don't want to wake up with a seahorse head in your bed, do you?

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INSTRUCTIONS
1. Get five angels to bless this lens
2. Get five angels to bless Laura Fincannon 's lenses
3. No cops. We are serious. We'll be watching.
4. Pick up a loaf of bread on the way home
P.S. Laura is just an innocent bystander. She doesn't know anything about this. Really. ~Zelda
Avast!
This lens was plundered by
~Zelda Shagnasty
Pirate Wench
Confused? Did You Click the Seahorse Keeping Link on the Answer Deck?
Read on....

Sorry.
I really know nothing about seahorses except that you shouldn't try to eat them. They are bony and get stuck in your teeth.
What you have here is a kidnapping or, in this case, a squidnapping or quite possibly a seahorse napping - aren't they sweet when they are asleep? Sadly, I think you just endured a pirate rapping.
Here's the deal:
While reading through the SquidU pages trying to learn a thing or ten about how to make really super, awesome lenses, I came upon the lens shown in the screen shot seen above. Naturally, I clicked the link on seahorse keeping; doesn't everyone?
That's the one marked with the red arrow on the picture above. The link went to an available lens. No one was looking, so I took it. Pirates are known to do such things. And, here we are.
Now, it's up to you. Do you really want me to turn to a life of crime? Wouldn't it be better if you just visited my lenses,gave them a thumbs up, tweeted and facebook liked them? You could even buy stuff through my lens.
Certainly, it would be better for me AND you could rest at night knowing that you've done your part to keep a pirate wench on the straight and narrow path of Squidom.
~Zelda
P.S. If you really, really want to know about keeping seahorses, read on. It's on this page somewhere. First, you'll have to scroll through some blatant attempts to get you to follow on Twitter or visit other lenses.
Zelda Shagnasty - Pirate Wench
'ello love, you can twitter me. I likes it.
Laura Fincannon - Innocent Bystander
I know nothing. I maintain my innocence, but you can follow me anyway.
Visit these nifty lenses that have nothing to do with seahorses.
Angels, you know what to do....
More Piratey Goodness
- Zelda's Squidoo Lens
- An ever-evolving page about the adventures of a pirate wench
- Zelda Shagnasty
- Zelda Shagnasty's Homepage
- Get Yer Rum Mug Here
- A rum mug cleverly disguised as a coffee mug
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LOTD?
Seahorses, mermaids and all manner of ocean critters will thank you if you nominate this lens for Lens of the Day.
The sharks will be disappointed if you don't click the Nominate It Here link. You don't want to disappoint the sharks do you? Let me rephrase. You really DON'T want to disappoint the sharks.
You can Nominate It Here.
Leave your ransom note
Now, you can get in on the action. Go ahead - make some demands!
Since you are here anyway, you may as well leave a message. So, go ahead - add to the list of ransom demands and be sure to leave a link back to your page...and if you have nothing else to do at the moment, keep reading because there's plenty more to see on this lens.
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JziE Sep 7, 2011 @ 9:11 pm | delete
- yeah right
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gottaloveit Sep 7, 2011 @ 6:27 am | delete
- This lens totally cracked me up. How much fun! Great read. Thanks for the laugh.
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CruiseReady
Aug 26, 2011 @ 4:55 am | delete
- Very clever approach to a lens!
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Nov 15, 2010 @ 10:18 am | delete
- LOL...This was funny. Loved it.
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KatherineKouture
Dec 13, 2009 @ 9:24 pm | delete
- I love this lens...I come to it everytime I sea it!
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Songs About the Sea
Wow. Are You Really Still Reading?
Since you have come this far, you must really want to learn something about seahorse keeping. Alrighty. Just for you, I bring you the Wonderful World of Seahorses. Giddy up. Hi ho Squider! Away!
Let's Start with Pretty Seahorse Pictures
Seahorse

This picture has made its way via email >forward>forward>forwards....I'd love to give credit to the original photographer. If anyone knows who took it, please let me know.
Squid Links
Other lenses with seahorse information
Because some of you will have excitedly clicked that link on the Answer Deck, thinking that FINALLY you'd find out everything you ever wanted to know about keeping seahorses, I've compiled a list of links on the subject that you can find right here on Squidoo.
I'm working under that assumption that If you've read this far, there's a pretty good chance that you:
A) Really like seahorses
B) Have waaaay too much time on your hands
C) Are a good sport and will likely vote on or add a link
D) All of the above
Seahorse Children: Seahorses for Kids; Learning, games, books, coloring, t-shirts, toys and more for the child who loves Seahorses
Seahorse Children is directed at providing a posit more...0 points
SEAHORSE Network: seahorse facts, links, conservation, photos, books, gifts, seahorses for children
Seahorses are one of nature's most unique and intr more...0 points
Dwarf Seahorses
Dwarf Seahorses, Hippocampus zosterae, are one of more...0 points
Seahorses for Sale. Seahorse Care and Facts.
Seahorses for Sale. Care and Information on Seahor more...0 points
Aquarium Air Pump
The aquarium air pump web site has pictures, video more...0 points
Did You Know?
#1 Seahorses have no teeth and no stomach. Food passes through their digestive systems so quickly, they must eat almost constantly to stay alive.
#2 Seahorses are carnivores.
#3 A group of seahorses is called a herd.
Sure. Why not?
Here's more seahorse information elsewhere
Seahorse, Seahorse Profile, Facts, Information, Photos, Pictures, Sounds, Habitats, Reports, News - National Geographic
Get seahorse profile, facts, information, photos, more...0 points
Seahorse.com - Seahorse, Sea Life, Marine Life, Aquafarm Sales, Feeds and Accessories - Home
Seahorse aquafarm in Hawaii for exotic fish marine more...0 points
Seahorse Organisation. Keeping and Breeding Seahorses in the home aquarium.
seahorse: Information on keeping and breeding seah more...0 points
Let the World Know That You Love Seahorses
The Seahorse Channel
All Seahorses - All of the Time
Seahorse Merchandise
I bet you can't wait to buy this stuff
Are You Still Here and Looking for More?
Ok. Rate this lens then go make a seahorse lens. I'll link ya.
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