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Security word: a feature at Squidoo that verifies lenses are being created by human beings and not a smelly computer robot that has nothing else better to do than sit around drinking coffee and collecting unemployment.
Note: this lens is simply for fun, and has nothing to do with any real meanings or purposes behind security words. Yes they are to ensure lenses are being created by humans, no I don't have any proof that the robot smells and/or is collecting unemployment. I am pretty sure that it did steal my coffee, though.
birdlove
1. {noun} Helps people find your parrot lens.2. {noun} Causes visitors to buy parakeet shirts from your CafePress module.
birdtweak
1. {noun} A hack for your nature lens. botgeek
1. {noun} One who is well versed in SEO speak. botgoop
1. {noun} Expired META descriptions that make directories stale.2. {noun} Strange code that shows in search engines instead of your lens intro.
cowpea
1. {noun} An idea for promotion that worked better than expected. gagnook
1. {noun} A place where you can find people who are ignorant to the powers of Squidoo.2. {verb} The act of seeking out new communities for Squidoo.
Gagnooking on Ryze has turned out to be slowly but exponentially profitable.
gagpea
1. {noun} A treat you can give a squid when he sits and stays. gagsquid
1. {noun} A squid who likes gagpeas.2. See also: Flintstone Kid
gagworm
1. {noun} Gummy squid treats. Which is your favorite?
geeksnoop
1. {verb} The act of searching for similar lenses to get ideas on what to add to your own.2. {noun} A lensmaster who does this.
geeksquid
1. {noun} A lensmaster who can't get enough of making lenses and groups.2. {noun} Someone who spends way too much time on Squidoo.
3. Me.
gigariff
1. {noun} A glitch in the system that a lensmaster has found.2. {verb} Gigariffing - the act of filing a bug report.
gigglegag
1. {verb} What happens when you laugh until you cough.2. {noun} A funny parody. See also - this lens.
giggleloop
1. {noun} A lens, blog, or video where each module, post, or frame is as funny as the last. gigglespot
1. {noun} A group for humor and comedy on Squidoo.2. {verb} To scour Squidoo for humor.
While gigglespotting I found a great lens on security word definitions.
goopbot
1. {noun} A glitch.2. {noun} A program or system that creates glitches.
megadragon
1. {noun} A lensmaster with 50+ lenses. megalust
1. {noun} How you feel when you first get addicted to Squidoo.2. {noun} How you still feel several months after becoming addicted to Squidoo.
meganook
1. {noun} That space where you store all the index cards, Post-Its, and napkin scraps with new Squidoo lens ideas written on them. megapen
1. {noun} The magic force that decides who gets on the list for LOTD.2. {noun} The person who holds said force.
megazoom
1. {verb} The act of Google picking up your Squidoo lens in a lightning fast way. nookhead - hey, I need a definition!
Create your definition for "nookhead" here. The best one will be posted!
scrapperkare wrote
Nookhead: A geeksquid with a meganook in every room of the house.
Posted May 21, 2008
AMK wrote
Megapoop The feeling new lensmasters experience when to much work produces too little traffic
Posted November 25, 2007
rms wrote
Not sure what a nookhead is but that gagworm always turns my stomach.
Posted September 17, 2007
webseitler wrote
A SquidU addict. "She's such a nookhead. She's posting by the hour!"
Posted October 04, 2006
pigzoom
1. {noun} A lensmaster who snatches up great URLs after getting lens ideas.2. {verb} The act of quickly registering a set of lenses.
She pigzoomed everything she could that had to do with Pluto.
sniffcow
1. {noun} A stale lens. snogpod
1. {noun} Where all the abandon lenses go until someone adopts them.2. {verb} The act of discarding a module or letting a lens "expire."
snoopspot
1. {noun} Attractive locations for getting new lens or module ideas. snugahoy
1. {adj} The comfort of your bed after a long, hard day of lensmastering.She quickly fell into snugahoy dreams of charity donations and Netflix modules.
Which word needs to go?
snugmeow
1. {noun} That look the cat gives you after 16 hours of holding down your lap while you create Squidoo lenses and groups. squidlust
1. {noun} The feeling you get when an new lens or group idea pops into your head.2. {noun} The tendency to become defensive of your lenses each night when the stats roll over.
squidtoes
1. {noun} Akin to sealegs, you get these when you dive into lenses and groups.2. {noun} Staring at these in the shower gives you great ideas for lenses, and makes you want to run to your computer, but then you realize you still have soap in your hair.
twitgag
1. {noun} Akin to a brain fart, you get this after adding a bunch of modules and forgetting what was supposed to go in each. example of a twitgag
twitlust
1. {noun} The habit of sticking with the same modules all the time. uberbook
1. {noun} What you will be able to write after creating a hundred lenses relating to the same topic.2. {verb} What you'll do to your day planner once you're 'discovered' on Squidoo.
uberbot
1. {noun} The top secret program that scans Squidoo lenses and shoots them up with Google juice. ubergoof
1. {noun} A really silly lensmaster.2. {noun} Particularly strange gremlin issues.
Introducing your host
unafraid
1. {adj} What lensmasters are in the SEO world, because they have Squidoo on their side. wootbook
1. {noun} The official guide to Squidoo.2. {verb} The act of promoting Squidoo.
She wootbooked Squidoo all over MySpace.
wootdragon
1. {noun} A viral tool that brings visitors to Squidoo in droves.2. {adj.} A fabulous idea for promoting Squidoo.
That's a wootdragon idea, Kimberly!
woothead
1. {noun} A lensmaster who can't shut up about his or her lenses and Squidoo. zoombook
1. {verb} Describes the act of getting requests and queries from clients so shortly after setting up a lens.The lens on personalized CafePress products zoombooked her October - she was booked solid with requests!
zoommeow
1. {noun} A passing fad or news bit that fails to drive traffic to a lens. Help me out!
Post your awesome new ideas for replacement or enhanced definitions here! (Or just say w00t!)
avocado47 wrote...
I was thinking of making a lens on Squidoo security words but you've beat me to it!
I just got "snugbug" - that one is so cute :)
~Stacy
Posted February 14, 2009
kab wrote...
I once got 'sneezespot' and I just stared at it, wondering if it was 'sneeze spot' or 'sneezes pot'.
Posted August 15, 2008
scrapperkare wrote...
Hilarious! I never knew there were definitions for those security words until now . . . you're a hoot--I mean, ubergoof!
Posted May 21, 2008
