humor for mothers and others...
Potty Humor at it's best..
- Two Boobs and a Baby + A comedy parenting podcast
- www.twoboobsandababy.com/
"In 2005, Heather and I got pregnant. We decided to create an audio baby book, so that our great, great grandchildren could listen to how nuts we were (and understand why the family is so weird).
We both decided that it would be fun to turn the baby book into an Internet radio show, or podcast, so that we could share our trials and tribulations with all of you.
So, without further ado. Please sit back and relax and have a listen. You just might learn something, or at least have some laughs at our expense." - Jokes and Pictures about Kids and Parents
- Love Those Kids -
Clean Jokes and Family Entertainment
Parents are people who have accepted one of
the world's great responsibilities - raisin - Motherwise Cracks — Humor from the parenthood.
- Motherwise Cracks
Humor from the parenthood.
New Amazon Standard
The 40-Year-Old Version: Humoirs of a Divorced Dad
A great read for all Dads.
Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation
Delirious spoof on a parenting guides
Toilet Trained for Yale: Adventures in 21st-Century Parenting
"...wise, tender, and hilarious... A wonder of a book, both very funny and very true." -- Bill Cosby
New YouTube vids
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". (I always do
this and it confuses them!)
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . repost
this. Its called therapy.
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- shania shania Sep 2, 2008 @ 7:01 am
- i thought the laughin baby was funny
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- mts1 mts1 Aug 18, 2008 @ 11:41 am
- Great lens - five stars from me! We all need to laugh more!
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- Evelyn_Saenz Evelyn_Saenz Aug 16, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
- Very funny lens!
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- TwoBrightHeads TwoBrightHeads Aug 4, 2008 @ 8:59 am
- Do I have to try and do all 20 of them??
big bright head
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- geribrown geribrown Jul 16, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
- great lens it made me smile!!!
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- GrillGirl GrillGirl Jun 11, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
- Well hey. I'm the first here it seems (for a comment anyway). Great topic. Fun lens. Glad I stumbled on you.













