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The Seinfeld set was in an apartment block on upper New York's westside, but it was mostly shot in Los Angeles, California in the United States of America. Jerry's friends and on the show are George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cozmo Kramer. The Seinfeld series was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry stared as the fictionalized person of himself. Seinfeld was produced by Castle Rock Entertainment and distributed in association with Columbia Pictures Television and Columbia Tristar Television. Sony Pictures Television distributes the series as of 2002.
Seinfeld Quote: "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing." - Jerry, trying not to be funny, in "The Visa" - Seinfeld Scripts
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The Seinfeld Cast ... real names in order...
Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards.

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Jerry Seinfeld - A Stand-Up Comedian
Often seen as "the voice of resaon" amid the insanity of his daily relationships.

Seinfeld Quotes...or the Seinfeld Script for "The Stand In"
"THE STAND-IN"
"There's nothing to talk about."
"Ah, what's there to talk about."
"Well, at least you and I are talking about how there's nothing to talk about."
"Why don't you talk with her about how there's nothing to talk about?"
"She knows there's nothing to talk about."
"At least she'll be talking."
"Oh, shut up."
- George and Jerry
"If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all."
- George
"I can't hide my pity."
- George
"I haven't cracked a smile in months."
"Oh, don't worry, you'll crack. Cracking's inevitable. First you crack, then you chuckle."
- Fulton and Jerry
"So how are the eggs?"
"Eggs are eggs."
"Eggs are eggs. That is very profound. By the same token, couldn't you say fish is fish? I don't think so."
- George and Daphne
"If I was a woman I'd be down on the dock waiting for the fleet to come in."
- Jerry
"I'm very good with sick people. They love me."
- Kramer
"He took it out."
- Elaine, after her first date with Jerry's friend
"Maybe it needed some air. You know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there. It's inhuman."
- Kramer, speculating on why "He took it out,"
"I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off."
- George
"You know, George, they're doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet."
- Jerry
"Rock paper scissors match."
"Alright! Rock beats paper!"
"I thought paper covered rock."
"Nah, rock flys right through paper."
"Well, what beats rock?"
"Nothing beats rock."
- Kramer and Mickey, playing games, in "The Stand-In" - Seinfeld script
The Seinfeld Cast In A Doorway

I wonder how many door-way sense there were on Seinfeld, and how many doors did Kramer actually break. I know that he broke several doors during his roll.
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"THE DEAL"
"What was that look?"
"What look?"
"The look you just gave me."
"I gave a look?"
"Yes."
"What kind of look?"
"I know that look."
"Then what was it?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Well, you're the big look expert. I wanna see how smart you are."
"Trust me, I know the look."
- Elaine and Jerry
"I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated."
"It's almost stupid if we didn't."
"It's moronic."
"Absurd!"
- Jerry and Elaine, contemplating a new sexual relationship
"Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that."
- Jerry
"I slept with Elaine last night."
"Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!"
- Jerry and George
"You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"
- George, to Jerry
"That's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door. They'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face."
- George
"It pains me to say this, but I may be getting too mature for details."
- Jerry
"Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Thousands of years people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden the two of you are going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done."
- George, to Jerry
"I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. It could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide... You're not going anywhere."
- George
"I'm in a very delicate position. Whatever I give her, she's going to be bringing in experts from all over the country to interpret the meaning behind it."
- Jerry, about Elaine
"What about candle holders?"
"Too romantic."
"Lingerie?"
"Too sexual."
"Waffle maker?"
"Too domestic."
"Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?"
"Too gubernatorial."
- George and Jerry, looking for a gift for Elaine
"Who are you, my uncle?"
- Elaine, to Jerry after he gives her cash for her birthday
"No this. No that. No this or that. Oh boy, what do you want?"
"This, that, and the other."
"Oh, sure. Of course, you're entitled. Who doesn't want this, that, and the other?"
"You."
- Jerry and Elaine
"What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?"
"It can't be the nudity. I never got into these terrible fights and misunderstandings when I was changing before gym class."
- George and Jerry, in "The Deal"
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Yes, Jerry Seinfeld and the rest of the cast is on Twitter!
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Seinfeid Quotes are fun to read
this is funny.
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
- Lt. Bookman, in "The Library"
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- The City of Mayfield and the State of Kentucky declared September 26th "Kevin Skinner Day" in 2009.
Jerry - Elaine - George - Kramer
"The Outing" - Seinfeld Quotes
Seinfeld Quotes...
"THE OUTING"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
- Jerry, denying that he is gay, but not wanting to be seen as anti-gay
"You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!"
- George, trying to get rid of his current girlfriend
"Hey, who do you think is the most unattractive world leader?
"Living or all time?"
"All time."
"Well, if it's all time, then there's no contest. It begins and ends with Brezhnev."
"I dunno. You ever get a good look at DeGaulle?"
"Lyndon Johnson was uglier than DeGaulle."
"I got news for you. Golda Meir could make 'em all run up a tree."
- Elaine, Jerry and George
"I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: 'C'mon Jerry, go along, go along...'"
- Jerry to George
"Yeah, 'cuz I'm single, I'm thin and I'm neat."
"And you get along well with women."
"I guess that leaves me in the clear..."
- Jerry, Elaine and George, on why some people might thing Jerry is gay
"Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's head. We've been close ever since."
- George, explaining how he and Jerry met
"Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!"
- George, trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay
"Ya know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!"
- George
"Guys And Dolls? Isn't that a lavish, broadway musical?"
"It's Guys And Dolls, not Guys And Guys."
- Jerry and George, still concerned that people might think they're gay
"Every day it's something else with you. I don't know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows what you're doing? Maybe you're making porno films."
"Yeah. I'm Buck Naked."
- George's mother and George
"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay."
"You're gay?"
"Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness."
- George and Allison, as he tries one more tactic to end the relationship, in "The Outing"
Seinfeld Quotes...
"THE EX-GIRLFRIEND"
"Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
"You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Ex-Girlfriend"
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
I love this guy!
Seinfeld Quotes...
"THE APOLOGY"
"It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion! Did she frolic?"
"I don't really have enough room."
- George and Jerry
"You went to the coffee shop without me? I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower."
"That was an hour ago. What were you doing in there?"
"Showering. How long's it take you?"
"Ten minutes."
"Ten minutes? That's kooky talk."
- Kramer and Jerry
"Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I could make some changes. Wash cloth mittens and maybe some liquid soap, and just focus!"
- Kramer
"So she coughed."
"Coughing? Naked? It's a turn-off, man."
"Everything goes with naked."
"When you cough there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."
"You spoiled spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"
"But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad."
- George and Jerry
"You're probably wasting time working piece-meal, first cleaning one area and then another."
"Well, that's how cats do it."
"But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue, you want to use gravity."
- Jerry and Kramer
"Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater."
- Henke
"Oh yeah yeah, I'm watching you too, but this guy's really showing me something."
- Kramer, observing men in a gym shower
"This is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah... She's a whacko."
- Elaine
"Instead of an apology, he was be-boppin' and scattin' all over me."
- George
"I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge."
- George
"He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
"Probably because this whole universe is against me!"
"I think you've got a little rage."
"I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"
- Jerry and George
"What is wrong with my body?"
"Chicken wing shoulder blades."
- Jerry and Elaine
"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."
- Elaine
"This food was in the shower with you?"
"Mmm hmm... I prepared it as I bathed."
- Elaine and Kramer
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The Parking Garage Quotes on Seinfeld
and the cast...

Seinfeld Quotes...
"THE PARKING GARAGE"
"Why do I always have the feeling everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?"
- Jerry, in "The Parking Garage"
"Fish... What do they do?"
"What do *you* do?"
- George and Elaine
"I'm trying to live my life!"
- George
"You get within fifteen feet of that woman, she'd have her finger on the mace button."
- Jerry, to George
"We're like rats in some experiment."
- George
"There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character."
- Jerry
"If I am not in front of my building at 6:15 when my parents get there, they are going to put me on an aggravation installment plan that will compound with interest for decades."
- George
"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
- George
"We're not skinheads."
- Elaine, trying to convince a man to drive her around the garage, in "The Parking Garage"
"It's amazing how shopping makes me have to go. How does my bladder know I'm in a department store?"
- Jerry
"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
- Jerry
"What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."
"Does that bother you?"
"Yeah, it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
"Not at all."
"You see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me, because it's people like you who live to be 120 because you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother you?"
"Well, I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is just to live every moment."
"Yeah, I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey."
- George and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
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The Seinfeld show led the Arthur Nielsen Media Research Ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two every year from 1994 to 1998. In 2002, TV Guide named Seinfeld as the greatest television program of all time. A 2006 sitcom industry poll conducted by a UK TV show, voted Seinfeld as the highest rated show in TV history. In 2008 Entertainment Weekly ranked Seinfeld as the 3rd best show of the last 25 years.
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