Sell Your Spouse, Siblings or Children Here!
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A Craigslist for Unwanted Family Members
Have you ever wanted to sell your spouse, sibling, children or in-laws? How about the family pet? Here's the place to post FREE "for sale" listings for your family members! Get those pesky relatives and chlidren taken off your hands at no cost! Act today! You'll feel so much better!
All you have to do is fill out a listing below. You know you want to!
Just remember, the family member may be sharing your computer. Be discreet.
Post Your Family Member Listings Here
(Vote for the Funniest)
You have 500 characters (no HTML) to "sell" your family member.
NOTE: No full names, please, at least for the humans. You never know who might be Googling.
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Selling my stakeholder shares in my brother.
My brother is complacent, fatuous, and holds political opinions I cannot describe without stuttering in rage. He also thinks I'm going to hell. On the other hand, he is a great dad. I would like to sell my position, or trade for shares in a brother who is fun but possibly too scruffy for the current owner(s).2 points
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FREE to Good and Loving Home
1 10 year old daughter. She is a real cutie. Blond hair, dark blue berry eyes. Give her a few years and she might make a good marriage match. You might even be able to get a few goats out of the deal.
1 older husband. Goes to work and makes money. Goes to work and makes money.... did I say that already? Okay, well that's about it but these days that is very important.2 points
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Free Old Goat
Yes, this goat is crabby, stubborn, and a little stinky...but also kind of sweet and low maintenance. Can be left outdoors in warm weather, will eat anything as long as it has hot sauce on it & can magically fix broken stuff and carry groceries & other heavy stuff into the house.2 points
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One 14 year old as is! Make an offer!
Skills: Knows absolutely everything, very fashionable, can text over 10,000 words per minute.
Flaws: Does not clean, do homework and is annoyed easily. Bad with children.
Medical history: Selective hearing, eye rolling disorder and Diarrhea of the mouth.
Comes with papers, including referrals and reprimands from school.
All sales final! Free muzzle with purchase!2 points
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My Fat Cat
Skilled Food Processor. 14 years, 14 pounds, ten tons of trouble. Skilled weavers will find sufficient fur to make a new rug, should she yark on the current one.1 point
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2 daughters and a silly husband
Today only you can buy 2 daughters and a silly husband before I go nuts. He eats and sleeps like a master and they can keep you going for hours like a human energy pill. Will also trade for a drop of sanity.1 point
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One Ex-husband
The only person stupid enough to have three houses foreclosed!1 point
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My Sisters
Kennedy:
8 years old
Loves Horses
Very Messy
Wants To Be A Farmer
Mean
Reagan:
12 years old
Messy
Annoying
Sometimes Cleans
Love Being the Center Of Attention1 point
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for sale 1 26 year old husband
has job but you must have computer with gaming ability. will play all day and night on computer, breaks for food... you must cook and do laundry but does give compliments. 100.00 to good home.1 point
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*FOR SALE* 7 year old brother!
Spoiled Little Twat... Always the centre of attention... always thinking he is Cool... Annoys alot of people... Thinks he knows how to do super-cool Karate stuff... Has a bad attitude...
everyone in my house hates him!!!
Also comes with free bowl! Only eats MUD!0 points
DISCLAIMER
This is a humor webpage meant for people to blow off steam; it is in no way meant to be taken seriously.
Please do not take it seriously, or I will have to delete it!
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Guestbook and Visitor Comments
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Ladymermaid
May 5, 2012 @ 8:06 am | delete
- I am pretty sure that I have a few relatives that I would love to sell - preferably far far away to a distant land. Cute article.
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WordCustard
Mar 14, 2012 @ 4:31 pm | delete
- Stumbled across this and it put a big grin on my face. Love the concept!
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unimatrix02
Jun 19, 2011 @ 3:30 pm | delete
- Hehe. Great idea. Is it too harsh if I sell my mom? :-)
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Gripandflip
Mar 17, 2011 @ 12:11 am | delete
- Lol, too funny. Great job.
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Pukeko
Mar 1, 2011 @ 3:57 am | delete
- Fantastically fun and original. Blessed. Don't forget to vote for it at my humor angel lens.
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