Seth Godin Is the Great Pumpkin
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And Squidoo's Monsters Are in a Halloween Mood
Uh Oh. I knew those Squidoo monsters were up to no good. Now just look what they've done.
First they chewed off all his hair.
Then they created a Seth Godin voodoo doll.
Now they've turned Seth into the Great Pumpkin!
Advantages of Being a Pumpkin
What benefits might Seth have as the Great Pumpkin?
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Environmentally friendly lighting for Squidoo HQ.
5 points
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He could clone himself and feed the world.
4 points
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The merchandising possibilities are endless.
4 points
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Killer Wizard of Oz impersonations.
2 points
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Scare away the competition
2 points
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Seth will stay aHEAD of the pack!
1 point
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College students would have beer parties in his honor on Hallowe'en night. (Or tea parties, where I went to school.)
0 points
The Purple Squid Is to Blame
I Found Culprit #1
He's everywhere you want to be. 100 lenses, 150, 300, this guy's on top of it.
Apparently he thought that Seth, like Squidoo, needed a Monster Face Lift.

Seth Godin Voodoo Doll
Action Figure? Please.
Accoutrements Seth Godin Marketing Guru Action Figure
Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 06/04/2012)![]()
Action Figure? I don't know.
I think maybe that cow that Seth painted bright purple is gunning for him.
It's the Giant Squidkin's Fault, Too
This Is Culprit #2
The Giant 100 Squid awards outstanding Squids, right?
So he must be an upstanding member of the Squidoo Monster community.
Well, just look at that Cheshire Cat grin. I'm sure he had a pseudopod in this mischief.
He's probably jealous that Seth has more eyeballs than he does.

Seth's Hallowe'en Costume
When He's Not Being a Pumpkin
(Masks from How to Make Your Hallowe'en Masks, originally from Picnik.)
Group Shot of Seth Godin and Monster Pumpkins
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All photo frames on this page created with Loonapix Free Online Photo Editing
Other SquidBoo Pumpkins
For the Squid-o-Lantern Contest, and in General
But Wait, There's More!
See How These Pumpkins Came to Be
Page 2 of this Squidboo lens takes you Behind the Scenes in the Seth Godin Great Pumpkin Project.
There's more pictures, and of course tips on how I made each pumpkin. Also, the GUESTBOOK.
Behind the Scenes

Okay, okay, it was my fault. I've carved pumpkins since I was a kid. Not that I'm necessarily great at it, but I love pumpkin carving!
This page shows how I made my three Squidboo pumpkins for the Squid-O-Lantern carving contest. (Visit that lens to VOTE!)
First Stop: Grab Some Pumpkins
At the Local Farmer's Market
The Irvine Farmer's Market is next to UCI every Saturday morning.
My favorites include the goat cheese ladies with their adorable goat photos; the Fair Trade stand with guilt-free organic sugar, cocoa, coffee and chocolate; the Japanese lady who intoduced me to low-acid Momotaros (Japanese tomatoes); and ALL the organic produce.
I picked up my pumpkins from Orange County Produce. In fact, they're running a pumpkin carving contest too, so I carved these pumpkins for BOTH contests. I wonder what they'll think of the Squidoo monsters.
Pumpkin Carving the Old Fashioned Way
Some Things Are Still Analog

I grew up in rural Pennsylvania. We grew most of our own veggies. Fighting with Mom over which were pie versus carving pumpkins was an annual tradition.
In Pennsylvania, if we carved a pumpkin and set it on the porch, it would last a month! I learned the hard way that they don't last long in CA without refrigeration.
(Right, a teeny cat-head sized pumpkin I carved a few years ago).
Nowadays, many people carve pumpkins by buying or creating stencil-like patterns to print out and transfer onto the pumpkin. Out of habit, I still design and carve freehand, using whatever random kitchen implements are handy. This year:
- Rice spoon for sushi to scoop the goop
- Tablespoon for smoothing the inside
- Short kitchen knife for cutting
- Paring knife for incising/carving/whittling/details
- Corn sticker for fine work or to prop the lid
- Potato peeler to skin it
- White out pen to rough out the design
I forgot I needed to buy toothpicks. I'd use them to attach noses, ears, unicorn horns (my best pumpkin ever was a full-sized unicorn head), wings, and so on. I'm rusty!
Step One: Mapping Out the Design
Hmm, how to do this...

First thing was to lay down old packing paper to protect the area (my living room, so I could watch vids.)
I used to pencil in the design, but it tended to bruise the skin. For an experiment, I tried a white-out pen. It's a bit rubbery, so one can peel it off.
I had the laptop up on a high table showing my Squidoo Trophies for reference.
Step Two: Scoop the Goop!
The yummy part comes later

Then I cut a lid (always put a notch in one spot to make it easy to line up later) and scooped the goop!
I separate out the seeds by hand to roast for Hallowe'en. They're SO yummy in butter and salt.
Pumpkin Carving Step Three: Whittle Away!
And Add Decorations

I use the old stop-cut technique I learned with a pocketknife, or just a paring cut.
This time, as an experiment, I tried skinning a bit of the pumpkin to make the lips of the Squidoo monster.
(The unicorn sweathshirt is a Zazzle design by our own Flynn the Cat!)
Step Four: Attach Extras and Accessorize
Carrots, Cucumbers, Gourds, Pumpkin Parts

Sometimes I carve holes to insert carrots or even pumpkin stems for horns.
Or I'll peg on pieces of pumpkin or other veggies. I had some leftover Japanese cucumbers from a sushi party, so they made "tentacles".
Since I forgot toothpicks, I tried picture hangers to start with, then used small twigs.
Pumpkin #2 came out more like a spider than a squid!

Other Lenses Starring Samhain the Cat
Who Says She Is Far More Interesting Than Pumpkins
Advanced Pumpkin Carving: Sculpting
I've Never Tried This Before

This was an experiment. I peeled off the skin with the potato peeler, then just started carving like I was doing woodcarving!
Problem: I haven't done any woodcarving since the 80s, and I wasn't very good at it. So it's still fairly 2D. But hey, not bad for a first try!
I used the paring knife for most of the whittling, then the wrong end of the corn sticker to smooth the edges of the cuts.
The light in this one is an LED solar flashlight. The white light looks too harsh through open holes, so I used artificial tea lights in the other two.
Eco-Friendly Hallowe'en Tips
LED Lights and More
Step Five: Clean Up!
What a mess...

Thank goodness I'd put down gardening plastic (which I hose off and reuse to line the car when I buy plants) and paper.
Paper went in recycling bin.
Orange County recycles "Greenwaste" as compost, so I dump the pumpkin bits in the green bin. The old pumpkins will go there too after Hallowe'en.
I was going to roast the pumpkin seeds, but I'm beat. I'll post the recipe tomorrow.
Baked Pumpkin Seeds Recipe
Yum Yum!
I dropped the seeds and pumpkin goop in a big kettle and set it aside. Afterwards, I filled the kettle with water and fished out most of the pulp, then finished rinsing in a fine-mesh colander.Simple recipe:
-- Oil cookie sheets (I use omega-3 canola oil; olive oil would probably be very healthy)
-- salt to taste.
-- spread out the seeds in a single layer.
-- bake 25-30 minutes, 325 degrees. Get them out and stir at least once.
-- Lay them on a plate with paper towels to soak up excess oil.
-- Store in an airtight container so they don't dry out.
Other Monsters of Squidoo
Unofficial Squidoo Monsters by Yours Truly
Guestbook: Trick or Treat!
I hope you enjoyed my clumsy pumpkins

Do you do the old-fashioned kind of pumpkin carving, or do you make fancy designs using stencils and the tools now available?
Have you got a great pumpkin? Please, drop a note!
And if you enjoyed this lens, don't forget to Like it! This one donates to KIVA.
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kinworm
Nov 7, 2011 @ 4:05 am | delete
- Such a funny lens - you had me laughing out loud. But also very useful. I loved your pumpkin carving. Just classic.
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catbehaviors
Dec 1, 2010 @ 10:19 am | delete
- I don't use patterns whenever I carve a pumpkin. I was looking at some of the patterns in the grocery store, and they looked pretty cool, though. Nice lens! :)
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awelldressedbullet
Oct 31, 2010 @ 8:07 pm | delete
- Boo! Happy Halloween! - Kathy
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KimGiancaterino Oct 31, 2010 @ 11:36 am | delete
- Nice work ... Happy Halloween!
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SquidooKimberly
Oct 28, 2010 @ 8:19 am | delete
- I don't think I ever could have come up with as great a likeness as your pumpkin is to Seth. Nicely done! Thanks so much for participating in the 2010 Squid-o-lantern contest!
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