We all know that sex is great, but did you also know that there are many healthy benefits associated with making love?
I received this in an email and just had to share it with everyone. This lens lists the benefits of sex, from a women's standpoint, told in a very comedic fashion.
I love sharing the hilarious emails I have received and this is one of the best ones yet. I hope you and enjoy the laugh. Let me know by posting your comments in the guest book below.
The Benefits of Sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers.
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium!
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Sex Help Books on Amazon
Pure Romance Between the Sheets: Find Your Best Sexual Self and Enhance Your Intimate Relationship
Amazon Price: $14.40 (as of 07/25/2008)
Getting the Love You Want: A Guide for Couples, 20th Anniversary Edition
Amazon Price: $8.73 (as of 07/25/2008)
The Mystery Method: How to Get Beautiful Women Into Bed
Amazon Price: $13.57 (as of 07/25/2008)
He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys (The Newly Expanded Edition)
Amazon Price: $14.93 (as of 07/25/2008)
Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 07/25/2008)
500 Lovemaking Tips
Tips To Drive Your Man Or Woman Wild!
500 Lovemaking Tips and SecretsIncreasing Passion and Intimacy Through Great Sex
From Oprah Romance Expert Michael Webb.
One of the biggest challenges couples in long-term relationships face is trying to keep their lovemaking red, hot and steamy. Early on in a relationship, the passion and newness of your lovemaking is always unforgettable; but, as that initial magic fades, it becomes harder to make things exciting again.
So is "500 Lovemaking Tips and Secrets" by acclaimed author Michael Webb the right book to bring back the fire? Yes!
The book begins with a general foundation and understanding on lovemaking, briefly discussing topics like bedroom toys, adult films, the importance of romance for lovemaking, and interesting truths about Kama Sutra. It also contains a lubrication guide and 16 fully illustrated lovemaking positions in the back of the book. These are all nice touches, but the main attraction and bulk of the book is the 500+ tips.
So if you want to make your lovemaking exciting again or even if you just want some tips for more pleasure, then I highly recommend this book for you.
For more information about 500 Lovemaking Tips, click here.
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